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primarily pre-movie and indie vanellope von schweetz of disney's wreck it ralph rp blog // est. 2016

[mysharona1987]

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send “What are you Afraid of?” and my muse will be forced to confess one fear of theirs.

Bonus: Have them explain why they’re afraid of it to begin with.

[rpmemes-galore]

send me    ‘ 👏🏻 ‘    for my muse’s reaction to yours sarcastically applauding a failure of theirs

[amy-box]

I’m not a glitch, taffyta. I’ve just got pixslexia, okay

[idol-of-suicide]

sugar sugar sweet!

if I see a single piece of porn of her now that the new movie is out I will materialize in your house and maul you.

[lilac-rph]

       Reign supreme?             In your 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔.

                       You’ll ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ make me ʙᴏᴡ.

[sprinkledmisfit]

sassnspriinkles‌:

“ Yeah it duttin’.” Vanellope huffs a little frustrated. It wasn’t her doubles fault that she didn’t know. It was just irritating to have this keep happening without even the slightest bit of explanation.

                                “ I dunno’ what were gonna do with two of us here but. Arcade’s closed for th’ day on this side a’ the multiverse or whatever.” 

                 Finally looking up to face the mirror image of herself, Vanellope’s expression softens just a little. More or less to show that she wasn’t angry or anything—at least not at her. If anyone could be trusted it was herself right? After all it wasn’t like a Taffyta clone showed up. Eck.

             “ You can just…. chill here till we can find a way t’ get you back.”

     Somehow, seeing the other being so levelheaded about the situation calmed the mood, even if there was evidently nothing she could say or do that could help sort out this mess.

                    ❛  Oh, that’s good.  ❜     a rather inattentive voice responded as hazel orbs curiously flickered about the scenery, only coming back to her senses after Vanellope had spoken. this is a multi - verse, then? She had no room to DOUBT that, since she didn’t have even the slightest idea what was going on.  

  But even Vanellope sounded unsure about that. 

         Still, lips curl upward in what could be described as the slightest smile, at least now it seemed the clone wasn’t panicked like she had been before.   ❛  Thanks!  ❜    Oh, wait. she did have ONE possibly slightly important question to ask:     ❛  So what is it you guys do around here, anyways?  ❜

[sparknshinerpmemes-blog]

Reblog this if you can do angst.

[redeemself-deactivated20170221]

when u post a reply and see a STUPID typo and u know they’ve already read it 

[star-shaped-thoughts]

Zero - Imagine Dragons 

From Ralph Breaks The Internet

[rpermemes]

RP Starters for Short Muses

Reblog this meme if your muse is short! To be sent from tall/taller muses.

“You need me to get that for you?”

“There’s no way you’re gonna be able to reach that.”

“How much do you even weigh?”

“If we stacked like, three of you, then you’d be a normal height.”

“Are you still growing?”

“Do you think your/our kids will get your height?”

“You’re the shortest person in the room.”

“How tall are the other people in your family?”

[sprinkledmisfit]

sassnspriinkles‌:

“ Yup.” Vanellope states, her expression still flat in comparison to her twin. She might have had a similar reaction of this hadn’t happened before. Yet..this seemed to be a rather common thing. For whatever reason. Vanellope didn’t get it, but she had no energy to invest in why this has occurred for the …fifth ? time.

                     “ Well…wherever ya’ came from, i need t’ figure it out or somthin’ so I can at least control when it happens.”

                       how could she be so unbelievably calm? the only thing that she could think is this vanellope had seen A LOT more than she ever has. in less of a panic, her shoulders relaxed, and her head tilted to the side. vanellope could control when this kind of thing happens? after spending a moment or three mentally connecting the dots, she decided to just leave that be. using a small thumb, she pointed toward the candy cane forest several hundred feet behind herself.    

    ❛   i know i walked here from over in the forest area.   ❜

   ❛   i’m sorry that probably doesn’t help much,  ❜       at that she rose an eyebrow,    ❛   i don’t remember much before that, so that’s all I REALLY know.   ❜

[sprinkledmisfit]

schweetzprincess‌:

Dark brows knitted as her different self spoke of the one in charge of this cabinet. Her mind repeated the name over and over again, trying to decipher it. The princess ultimately came to one conclusion; there was no King Candy in her Sugar Rush. Therefore this one shouldn’t have one either.

Her features contorted to that of anger as she gripped her lollipop staff. Her immediate thought was one of her own racers betraying the code to fulfill their own desires. As loyal as they were to her, Vanellope’s reserved paranoia always kept the thought in the back of her mind. Who didn’t dream of being in charge after all? While she kept her own racers at bay…it seems like this one couldn’t.

Pressing down on the top her little sharpened candy cane end popped out from the bottom. A little bit of messing with the code to have a personal weapon on herself when needed. Just merely for extra protection, you see. A princess can’t forever rely on her guards.

The cane is stabbed angrily into the ground as she stands confidently to the other. She would make things right. Gift her self with the power and stability she deserved! This…King Candy…would meet his end for doing such a horrendous act against a princess.

“I’ll tell you what we will do. We will find a way to get rid of him. This Candy does not deserve the title of ruler. He’s a fraud. An usurper! A rat! And I will not stand for it.”

         ❛  mother of -- ?    ❜  

     her hazel eyes were wide and attentive, almost like that of a curious child. while she hadn’t EXPECTED the sophisticated princess to up and whip out a weapon, it didn’t scare her. actually, she looked more fascinated by its design than anything else. she was quite the little inventor, after all. but then something caused her to lose her train of thought once the staff had been stabbed into the ground. they were going to “get rid” of him?        for good? 

   something about that didn’t sit right with vanellope’s non-existent stomach. would two little girls even so much as stand a CHANCE against the king with all his resources? sure, vanellope has plenty of tricks up her sleeve and her counterpart had a cool staff thingy. but would it be ENOUGH? brows furrowed themselves into an unreadable expression before she climbed back out of the likkity split, and raised her gaze to meet the eyes of her counterpart.

        ❛   are you really serious about this? you don’t HAVE to help fix my problems.  ❜       then a pause, her hands tugged at the ends of her sleeves.    ❛   i really don’t want to get you stuck in my mess...  he’ll hate you too if you do help me.   ❜   

   none of that is to say vanellope was ungrateful for the offer, it was quite the opposite, she just wanted to make sure her princess counterpart wasn’t helping her because she felt obligated to do so. after all, she had already helped confirm so much as to WHO SHE WAS by just showing up. deep down, there was a large part of her that hoped she would still say yes.

[thepersonalquotes]

HOPE - I’m still going because of this word.

[sassnspriinkles-a-blog]

@sprinkledmisfit  ♥ ‘d

“ Alright who th’ heck opened the portal t’ alternate dimensions again? Why does this keep happenin’ to me?”

          Sighing, the child’s mouth straightens into a straight line as she deadpans her double. It was….odd. Somehow not as surprising the fifth time around. Still…at least she could get alone with herself.

                     “…..So. What about this.?”

[sprinkledmisfit]

       ❛   h - huh?   ❜

        ever so quickly, she spun around wearing a look of confusion. you’d think nothing could POSSIBLY catch her off guard at this point, right? that’s exactly what she thought before a very familiar voice spoke out to her. 

    ❛   i didn’t open a portal,  ❜    she shot holding her palms out defensively, but after hearing her speak relaxed a tad,    ❛   wait... so yer saying that something like this happened before?   ❜   

  for whatever reason, SOMETHING about that was both terrifying and reassuring all at the same time.

[sprinkledmisfit]

schweetzprincess‌:

“No, wait!”

Vanellope was determined to get to the bottom of this. She knew something had to be wrong here. You just don’t go to another version of your same game and find yourself in a completely different role, right? Since the minute she was coded in she knew she was meant to be the main character. One of, if not the, face of Sugar Rush. The fact that this one seemed to be a glitch just didn’t settle right with her.

She was grateful the other didn’t immediately go off. Maybe she still had a chance to talk some sense into her? Figure out this strange and bizarre situation.

“I promise you, every word that comes out of my mouth is the truth.” The princess paused before starting. “You’re Vanellope Von Schweetz, ruler of Sugar Rush. That’s your role in the game.” Carefully did she approach her different self.

“You can’t be a glitch because you’re the one meant to be in charge.” Eyes widened as a thought occurred to her. One that made her non-existent blood almost boil.

“And if you’re not in charge…who is?”

    it felt almost surreal. being talked to as an equal, being told she’s not only a racer but the game’s PRINCESS, and on top of all of that? by herself, literally. if she hadn’t been made of ones and zeros, surely her head would be spinning on a top by now. at the last question, though, the glitch looked down at her hands which had clutched onto cookie steering wheel. something about the TONE princess vanellope used show just how urgent the situation was.

         ❛  king candy,  ❜   her face scrunched as she said the name,    ❛   he’s the one callin’ the shots. ‘s been that way fer FIFTEEN years. i can barely do anything without breakin’ his rules--- -   wait ‘till you see all the “no glitches allowed” signs, it’s NUTS.   ❜

   was it a mistake getting this vanellope mixed into her own mess? more than likely. she wasn’t sure WHAT king candy would do if he figured out she was telling an outsider all of this, but she could only imagine it wouldn’t turn out good for her somehow. after all, he had to have overthrown her somehow, right? vanellope lifted her head to meet the eyes of the princess once again.

       now that both of them were on the same page, though, that left ONE major question: 

        ❛   so wait, wait, wait.....  what’re we even gonna do?   ❜ 

[sprinkledmisfit]

What if you were super duper adorable? I mean more adorable than you already are of course!

Send me ‘What If’ scenarios…  //  Accepting!!

     ❛   i don’t think the world could even handle that amount of adorable!  ❜