sprinklezz!

sprinklezz!! ur fav pastranine!!

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ HELLOOO!!! ‘ ‘

haii!! ur favorite cakenine has a physical!! isnt this fantastic?!? im excited to make friends!!

——————

RULES…

dont be a stinky stranger!! Be polite and generally honest.

Sprinklezz cant really be permakilled, so dont trryy…

feel frew to ask anything!!

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QUICK FACTS!!!

Sprinklezz is 8’2!

Sprinklezz travels with Bioluminescent Anon(igor), and M.E!!

Sprinklezz hair is made of funfetti cake batter.

Sprinklezz DOES have a mlp themed bed.

sprinklezz’ weapon is a massive whisk!!

—————

FRIENDS!!

@bioluminescentanonigor!!! — Igor!! my best buddy EVER!!

@kali-lamb (supa awesome!!)

@thenebulaanon (pals!!)

@mangoorou (mod, and good friend!!) — Also somnus!! a new guy, but he’s pleasant!!... short though.

@bruno-thebloodthristyanon Me and bioluminescents good pal!! M.E!! .. and those two.

@taylorthebull — good pal!! SUPER pretty…

@asksean-theretiredgod — Ive met him briefly! i gave him a cupcake!!!!

@fufuthealien — SUCH a sweetheart!! M.E’s girlfriend!! i love her to bits.

@delusionalweirdothe3rd (hi! mod here, this is my partner.. theyre tagged in everything coz.. yeah…)

THATS ALL!!

[sprinklezztheanon]

sprinklezz you look real dumb. arent you a grown adult?

’ ‘ What!! thats SO mean. we are literally the same classification; dude!! Both anons, why are you guys mean? :•( ‘ ‘

[sprinklezztheanon]

*anon throws sprinkles at Sprinklez.*/nbr

[so sorry for ignoring my inbox!!]

‘ ‘ uh… ok? ? i think this is.. okay.. ‘ ‘

[bioluminescentigor-anon]

i want to huff the sweat out of your clothing.

~notnsfwanon

::"That is.. an action you could take?"

::*Igor is minorly concerned.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ UHM?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?! NO!! ‘ ‘

[sprinklezztheanon]

hey sprinklezz what if i just ripped off your arms arent they cake

im hungry and a fatass thanks

‘ ‘ i.. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!! ‘ ‘

~*Sprinklezz high tails it out of there.*~

[thenebulaanon]

"Hey jackass Don't even try it!"

"The stars and skies won't be so merciful to you if it's attempted"

*She of Stars Seems to be sick of anon shenanigans especially those involving bodily harm*

*Anon should start running if they like their bones being within their body*

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ thank the flames… oh thank you thank you!!!1! ‘ ‘

~*Sprinklezz hugs neb.*~

[thenebulaanon]

*Neb had hugged Sprinklezz right back*

"Tell me if any anons do that again okay?"

[sprinklezztheanon]

~*Sprinklezz does a lil salute.*~

[sprinklezztheanon]

hey sprinklezz what if i just ripped off your arms arent they cake

im hungry and a fatass thanks

‘ ‘ i.. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!! ‘ ‘

~*Sprinklezz high tails it out of there.*~

[thenebulaanon]

"Hey jackass Don't even try it!"

"The stars and skies won't be so merciful to you if it's attempted"

*She of Stars Seems to be sick of anon shenanigans especially those involving bodily harm*

*Anon should start running if they like their bones being within their body*

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ thank the flames… oh thank you thank you!!!1! ‘ ‘

~*Sprinklezz hugs neb.*~

[sprinklezztheanon]

hey sprinklezz what if i just ripped off your arms arent they cake

im hungry and a fatass thanks

‘ ‘ i.. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!! ‘ ‘

~*Sprinklezz high tails it out of there.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

~*Sprinklezz sits in the hampster cage, Alongside Igor. They’re taking a break from everybody else in the gang.*~

@sprinklezztheanon — ^_^

Hai!

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ Oh!! youre new— hello!! ^_^ ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

~*sprinklez walks into the hampster cage, sees bald ethan, and begins to walk BACK.*~

‘ ‘ nevermind ,, ! ‘ ‘

That's fine.

[sprinklezztheanon]

~*although an abnormally large cake is pushed thru. she smelled birthday.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

okay then.

*he picks it up as it basically fits in his hand at the size it is still due to the Portal and picks it up, beginning to eat it like a cupcake.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

~*thumbs up thru portal.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

~*sprinklez walks into the hampster cage, sees bald ethan, and begins to walk BACK.*~

‘ ‘ nevermind ,, ! ‘ ‘

That's fine.

[sprinklezztheanon]

~*although an abnormally large cake is pushed thru. she smelled birthday.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

‘ ‘ you good? ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz pops her head through the doorway.*~

@sprinklezztheanon

Yes but I got over it.

*he continues to shed fur.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

~*sprinklezz pats his leg.*~

‘ ‘ thats good!! do you want me to help or anything??— also, use a brush for shedding.’ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

You are a ant and adorable. Like almost everybody I know.

*he just pats her head... then CRINGES on the feeling of getting cake batter all over his hand... there is now cat fur ALL OVER HER.*

Ew.

But still adorable.

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ eeugh, sorry. — i’m gonna have to clean that out. — also that cake batter’ll come off easy if you use hand sanitizer. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz doesn’t seem to mind the catfur, actually rather content. wow.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Hm?

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ y-you just use hand sanitizer to get the batter off of your hand— err, paw? idunno what you have actually. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

I'm going to be frank I feel disgusting now as I just realized how long it's been since I took a bath.

so many years ...

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ maybe this is a sign. i mean, youre huge, how would you even fit in a tub, much less a pool. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

I see those tags.

Rude.

Also I can shrink myself.

How could I fit in my home if I didn't?

Or fuck my beautiful, beautiful wife?

god it'd be hell if I couldn't do either of those things.

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ pssh, just kidding. But also, i don’t want to hear about your intimate wife time, man. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz laughs, not mockingly, though.*~

‘ ‘ srsly though, if you need to , take a bath. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

But she bootiful.

...

Truly... beauty incarnate...

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ agreed platonically!! she’s very pretty. ‘ ‘ ∩^ω^∩

~*sprinklezz then interally dies from crippling loneliness./hj*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

*Ethan compulsively turns into this gif at sensing the loneliness.*

YOU ARE A LOSE-

What was i saying again?

*more fur comes off.*

...

*sprinklezz is genuinely buried in white fur now... like ENTOMBED by it, buried alive.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ AHDIQNXOWlpsqboxdhwlxhOjwoabxowb GETITOFFF TOO MYCH CAT HAIR ‘ ‘

~*frothing.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Oops.

*Ethan scoops them out of the fur... aaand puts them in a hamster cage designed to look like a top of the line 5 ★ resort.*

Here, that better? *He uses the scale tool to shrink the cage down, and it's content's, and himself so he can fit and he walks into his living room and sets the cage down on a table.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ No!! i have a job to do!! igor and fufu wanted me to make them cookies.. :( ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

you can still do that

*Ethan snaps and a small rift appears.*

That should be forever stuck in your home (or until my next crash) but it's like a non-euclidian portal your small there but you'll be normal sized after you go through.

Think of it that way.

Feel free to return at any time.

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ oh! nevermind!! thanks!! ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

‘ ‘ you good? ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz pops her head through the doorway.*~

@sprinklezztheanon

Yes but I got over it.

*he continues to shed fur.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

~*sprinklezz pats his leg.*~

‘ ‘ thats good!! do you want me to help or anything??— also, use a brush for shedding.’ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

You are a ant and adorable. Like almost everybody I know.

*he just pats her head... then CRINGES on the feeling of getting cake batter all over his hand... there is now cat fur ALL OVER HER.*

Ew.

But still adorable.

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ eeugh, sorry. — i’m gonna have to clean that out. — also that cake batter’ll come off easy if you use hand sanitizer. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz doesn’t seem to mind the catfur, actually rather content. wow.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Hm?

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ y-you just use hand sanitizer to get the batter off of your hand— err, paw? idunno what you have actually. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

I'm going to be frank I feel disgusting now as I just realized how long it's been since I took a bath.

so many years ...

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ maybe this is a sign. i mean, youre huge, how would you even fit in a tub, much less a pool. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

I see those tags.

Rude.

Also I can shrink myself.

How could I fit in my home if I didn't?

Or fuck my beautiful, beautiful wife?

god it'd be hell if I couldn't do either of those things.

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ pssh, just kidding. But also, i don’t want to hear about your intimate wife time, man. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz laughs, not mockingly, though.*~

‘ ‘ srsly though, if you need to , take a bath. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

But she bootiful.

...

Truly... beauty incarnate...

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ agreed platonically!! she’s very pretty. ‘ ‘ ∩^ω^∩

~*sprinklezz then interally dies from crippling loneliness./hj*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

*Ethan compulsively turns into this gif at sensing the loneliness.*

YOU ARE A LOSE-

What was i saying again?

*more fur comes off.*

...

*sprinklezz is genuinely buried in white fur now... like ENTOMBED by it, buried alive.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ AHDIQNXOWlpsqboxdhwlxhOjwoabxowb GETITOFFF TOO MYCH CAT HAIR ‘ ‘

~*frothing.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Oops.

*Ethan scoops them out of the fur... aaand puts them in a hamster cage designed to look like a top of the line 5 ★ resort.*

Here, that better? *He uses the scale tool to shrink the cage down, and it's content's, and himself so he can fit and he walks into his living room and sets the cage down on a table.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ No!! i have a job to do!! igor and fufu wanted me to make them cookies.. :( ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

‘ ‘ you good? ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz pops her head through the doorway.*~

@sprinklezztheanon

Yes but I got over it.

*he continues to shed fur.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

~*sprinklezz pats his leg.*~

‘ ‘ thats good!! do you want me to help or anything??— also, use a brush for shedding.’ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

You are a ant and adorable. Like almost everybody I know.

*he just pats her head... then CRINGES on the feeling of getting cake batter all over his hand... there is now cat fur ALL OVER HER.*

Ew.

But still adorable.

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ eeugh, sorry. — i’m gonna have to clean that out. — also that cake batter’ll come off easy if you use hand sanitizer. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz doesn’t seem to mind the catfur, actually rather content. wow.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Hm?

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ y-you just use hand sanitizer to get the batter off of your hand— err, paw? idunno what you have actually. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

I'm going to be frank I feel disgusting now as I just realized how long it's been since I took a bath.

so many years ...

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ maybe this is a sign. i mean, youre huge, how would you even fit in a tub, much less a pool. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

I see those tags.

Rude.

Also I can shrink myself.

How could I fit in my home if I didn't?

Or fuck my beautiful, beautiful wife?

god it'd be hell if I couldn't do either of those things.

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ pssh, just kidding. But also, i don’t want to hear about your intimate wife time, man. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz laughs, not mockingly, though.*~

‘ ‘ srsly though, if you need to , take a bath. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

But she bootiful.

...

Truly... beauty incarnate...

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ agreed platonically!! she’s very pretty. ‘ ‘ ∩^ω^∩

~*sprinklezz then interally dies from crippling loneliness./hj*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

*Ethan compulsively turns into this gif at sensing the loneliness.*

YOU ARE A LOSE-

What was i saying again?

*more fur comes off.*

...

*sprinklezz is genuinely buried in white fur now... like ENTOMBED by it, buried alive.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ AHDIQNXOWlpsqboxdhwlxhOjwoabxowb GETITOFFF TOO MYCH CAT HAIR ‘ ‘

~*frothing.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

‘ ‘ you good? ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz pops her head through the doorway.*~

@sprinklezztheanon

Yes but I got over it.

*he continues to shed fur.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

~*sprinklezz pats his leg.*~

‘ ‘ thats good!! do you want me to help or anything??— also, use a brush for shedding.’ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

You are a ant and adorable. Like almost everybody I know.

*he just pats her head... then CRINGES on the feeling of getting cake batter all over his hand... there is now cat fur ALL OVER HER.*

Ew.

But still adorable.

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ eeugh, sorry. — i’m gonna have to clean that out. — also that cake batter’ll come off easy if you use hand sanitizer. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz doesn’t seem to mind the catfur, actually rather content. wow.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Hm?

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ y-you just use hand sanitizer to get the batter off of your hand— err, paw? idunno what you have actually. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

I'm going to be frank I feel disgusting now as I just realized how long it's been since I took a bath.

so many years ...

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ maybe this is a sign. i mean, youre huge, how would you even fit in a tub, much less a pool. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

I see those tags.

Rude.

Also I can shrink myself.

How could I fit in my home if I didn't?

Or fuck my beautiful, beautiful wife?

god it'd be hell if I couldn't do either of those things.

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ pssh, just kidding. But also, i don’t want to hear about your intimate wife time, man. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz laughs, not mockingly, though.*~

‘ ‘ srsly though, if you need to , take a bath. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

But she bootiful.

...

Truly... beauty incarnate...

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ agreed platonically!! she’s very pretty. ‘ ‘ ∩^ω^∩

~*sprinklezz then interally dies from crippling loneliness./hj*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

‘ ‘ you good? ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz pops her head through the doorway.*~

@sprinklezztheanon

Yes but I got over it.

*he continues to shed fur.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

~*sprinklezz pats his leg.*~

‘ ‘ thats good!! do you want me to help or anything??— also, use a brush for shedding.’ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

You are a ant and adorable. Like almost everybody I know.

*he just pats her head... then CRINGES on the feeling of getting cake batter all over his hand... there is now cat fur ALL OVER HER.*

Ew.

But still adorable.

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ eeugh, sorry. — i’m gonna have to clean that out. — also that cake batter’ll come off easy if you use hand sanitizer. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz doesn’t seem to mind the catfur, actually rather content. wow.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Hm?

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ y-you just use hand sanitizer to get the batter off of your hand— err, paw? idunno what you have actually. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

I'm going to be frank I feel disgusting now as I just realized how long it's been since I took a bath.

so many years ...

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ maybe this is a sign. i mean, youre huge, how would you even fit in a tub, much less a pool. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

I see those tags.

Rude.

Also I can shrink myself.

How could I fit in my home if I didn't?

Or fuck my beautiful, beautiful wife?

god it'd be hell if I couldn't do either of those things.

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ pssh, just kidding. But also, i don’t want to hear about your intimate wife time, man. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz laughs, not mockingly, though.*~

‘ ‘ srsly though, if you need to , take a bath. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

‘ ‘ you good? ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz pops her head through the doorway.*~

@sprinklezztheanon

Yes but I got over it.

*he continues to shed fur.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

~*sprinklezz pats his leg.*~

‘ ‘ thats good!! do you want me to help or anything??— also, use a brush for shedding.’ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

You are a ant and adorable. Like almost everybody I know.

*he just pats her head... then CRINGES on the feeling of getting cake batter all over his hand... there is now cat fur ALL OVER HER.*

Ew.

But still adorable.

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ eeugh, sorry. — i’m gonna have to clean that out. — also that cake batter’ll come off easy if you use hand sanitizer. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz doesn’t seem to mind the catfur, actually rather content. wow.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Hm?

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ y-you just use hand sanitizer to get the batter off of your hand— err, paw? idunno what you have actually. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

I'm going to be frank I feel disgusting now as I just realized how long it's been since I took a bath.

so many years ...

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ maybe this is a sign. i mean, youre huge, how would you even fit in a tub, much less a pool. ‘ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

‘ ‘ you good? ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz pops her head through the doorway.*~

@sprinklezztheanon

Yes but I got over it.

*he continues to shed fur.*

[sprinklezztheanon]

~*sprinklezz pats his leg.*~

‘ ‘ thats good!! do you want me to help or anything??— also, use a brush for shedding.’ ‘

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

You are a ant and adorable. Like almost everybody I know.

*he just pats her head... then CRINGES on the feeling of getting cake batter all over his hand... there is now cat fur ALL OVER HER.*

Ew.

But still adorable.

[sprinklezztheanon]

‘ ‘ eeugh, sorry. — i’m gonna have to clean that out. — also that cake batter’ll come off easy if you use hand sanitizer. ‘ ‘

~*sprinklezz doesn’t seem to mind the catfur, actually rather content. wow.*~

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Hm?

[sprinklezztheanon]

’ ‘ y-you just use hand sanitizer to get the batter off of your hand— err, paw? idunno what you have actually. ‘ ‘