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maplebungus-deactivated20221118

You really love to see old gay n trans people supporting young gay n trans people. You absolutely adore it

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sprucegroose

Astoria, that’s Astoria.

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libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Absolutely not one soul on this godforsaken planet:

KFC advertising executives:

hussainthemvp

Colonel Sanders: MILF hunter.

jockxgoth

dionis-gg

I feel like I can fit a cup between the ol colonel’s humongous pecs

snowflakeeel

- @jistring

wizzardbaby

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

chickenwhite

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

your-mouths-a-constellation

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

lennythereviewer

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

vmohlere

I mean, I probably already reblogged this, but IT’S STILL FUNNY

awwcutepets

Not sure if raccoon or cat

weloveshortvideos

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215

FUCK

shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

jozstankovich

@fiftyshadesofdes

troycos

Look what returned on my wall @sapphzeal @almondvaledeer @inkteresting-art @dood1e-bug @krakenguard @dreamyartistworld @keezree @podge-a-saurus @phantina-spectar @bosswooper

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muffyblogs

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

teratomarty

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?