What could PAWSSIBLY go wrong?

Hello, AOL users! It's me! The Prince of Personality! BUBSY! YOW! I just found out this yowza bonkers thing called the internet! How wackaroni is that?! I think Virgil was onto something with this internet dealio, cause now I can reach to my adoring and boot-kissing fans! If you're too enlightened by my enchanting presence to remember where I came from, I appeared in such classics as Bubsy, Bubsy II, Bubsy 3D, and.. And some other games! Is this real? I don't know! Talk to me! I'll leave an everlasting mark on your life like a litterbox.

[spunkyradbobcat]

Can you make a new game?

“Guess what I just did?”

“Now that my fame has been finally completed, I am off. Off forever into the limelight to hog it all! No more posting on this webzone or network or whatever you call it! I’m off to greener hills, and may even run for purresident! Might reconnect with you all once every year, but for now? #MeToo, or whatever you furreaky cats are into these days!”

“What I’m trying to say is, this will be my last post for a very long time.”

“Hashtag BubsyFor2020, dogs! I mean cats!”

[jeffpennington]

You know those lucky cat statues in Chinese restaurants? You remember Bubsy? Yeah. Well. 

[beautifulemojis]

[spunkyradbobcat]

I am officially retiring from casual role playing (aside from asks and interactions from close mutuals). Been wild, but five years is enough.

[dizzydennis]

Technology has come so far and truly made Sonic Lost World a gem!

[sulkysadbobcat-deactivated20180]

@spunkyradbobcat

We need more of these sorts of hacks. Putting me in things is a good way to improve stuff!

[spunkyradbobcat]

“Gee, it’s like I really had a great game!”

“Oh wait, my entire franchise is full of great games.”

[sunnysandcatofficial]

Gee, I dunno. It seems a little too fast-paced for me.

[spunkyradbobcat]

“Son, you’re grounded.”

“Everything I’m in, improves.”

[sqrlyjack]

haha wow, this whole Bubsy on steam thing suddenly made me relevant on /co/ and /v/ apparently. I never use that site, but I’ve been told there’s some interesting stuff going on there, so I decided to take a look.

Turns out there’s quite a few discussions that I’ve been mentioned in. There was one where Modern Bubsy just consumed the whole discussion. It was amazing!

I guess I succeeded in taking advantage of the Bubsy hype. ;3

But yeah, I was actually shocked that it got quite a bit of positive feed back, which was cool. But I have to say, in the negative, there was some constructive criticism, so ignoring the nonsensical edgelords, thanks for that as well. I admit I get defensive at times and I gotta cut that out.

So considering some of you might be reading this right now, I’ll have to stop by when I get the chance and maybe do some doodle requests. It’s the least I could do.

[sunnysandcatofficial]

WERE THERE ANY MENTIONS OF ME????

[sqrlyjack]

Yep. They said you were cute.

[spunkyradbobcat]

Get lost, me! Did my adoring fanbase mention meeee?

[dizzydennis]

Technology has come so far and truly made Sonic Lost World a gem!

[sulkysadbobcat-deactivated20180]

@spunkyradbobcat

We need more of these sorts of hacks. Putting me in things is a good way to improve stuff!

[spunkyradbobcat]

“Gee, it’s like I really had a great game!”

“Oh wait, my entire franchise is full of great games.”

[sulkysadbobcat-deactivated20180]

I know about Bubsy Two-Fur on Steam. Stop showing it to me. It’s not that impressive. Thanks. Just Stop. It’s not that cool.

Besides, Space Funeral 4 & Bubsy is a true reboot, not just “lol here’s the old games”

http://gamejolt.com/games/super-space-funeral-4-deluxe-blood-red-version-bubsy/105850

Spread that shit around instead.

[timidhero]

I just realized something.. I have more games than you! HAHA, I HAVE SUPERIORITY OVER A NINTENDO CHARACTER! YYYYYYES!

“That’s it, you’re going to leave here clean-shaven, Bubsy!” Brings out the razor B[

[spunkyradbobcat]

Twitch. T-tttt̤̬͖̩w̳̺̠͕͠i̩̜̰ͅt͈̹̮̬̮̲̝c͏͈̫h͖̤̙͜

“i̹̬̠͙͙̼͚'̟͔l̷͎͖l s̜o̝͙̭̥̙̠͘o͚̖̰̖̘͘ne͍r͍̬̦ ̦̮̠s̷̙̰̺̖ha̵͙̩͙̬̻̺v̡̤̯̩e͖̫͙̰̜̼ ̷̭̠̱̯̠͈ͅt̥̰͉h̞̲͚͓at̴̬̺͇̱ ͙̘͎͕̳̲̩͘m̗͔̪͡u̟̞̮͓͎̦s҉t̸̮̯̳͈͔͓a̗c̼h̻̙̤̬͇́e̖̠̩̳̺̕ͅ ͏o͙̟̖̱̩̰f̠̥͕f͏̣͙̻͎̥̞,̻͉͢ͅ ̩̩̱̪̼̯̳p͡p̰̘̳̲̞̻̞̀p͙͔͕͇̲̼̣p̱̩͡ͅp̸̘̲͖̺͕ḽ̹u͙m̬̻b̹̲̠̻͘ͅer ̩̫̘r͈r̵̝r͎̻͇̟̞̝ͅ ͔̼̙̖̣̙̜r̺̤̖͓r͝ ̮̙̰r̯̩̣̞̬̥r̬͓͎”

“G̶̈̓̈́ͣ̇͌͌͆͊̑͋̈́͐̔̽̃̽ͨ͢͏̫̹̼͉̙̭̥O̷̡̒ͧ͆̃̆̌͛̊҉̨̢͕͓̱T̡̡̰̟̮̞͓͖̜͎̣͚̳̭̱͎͓͚ͩͬͧͫ̿̈́̉̋͗̃ͭ̀̀ ̴̦̠̮̰̣͖͔̦͈̬̭̬͚̮̘͈̳ͬ̉̃ͥ̽ͫ̑İ̶ͪ̓ͭ̈́ͥͧ͛̅̃̃ͫͫ̿̄̀͏̠̲̥͙̰̫̗̬Ţ̑ͦ̏ͥͤͮ̌̈́́̄͗̍̋̚͟͏̺͍̻̠̲?̶̡̬͇̞̭̲̩͓͙͔̼̦̳͍̾ͬͮ͊͂̀̈́ͥ̀͊́̀̊̌̉̆ͧͣ̀͢͡”

[sulkysadbobcat-deactivated20180]

You know what?

No!

No matter what happens, I will stay determined! Fuck the time line! I am the greatest of all the Bubsys! I transcend time and space itself! I don’t even care if Walt Disney himself rises from the grave to stop me!

MY POWER LEVEL IS OFF THE CHARTS!!!

[spunkyradbobcat]

Darn right, I’m the greatest!

... oh wait, did you mean you? Err, sure.

[spunkyradbobcat]

“So, who asked for that Japanese yellow haired dude with a sword? LAAAAAAAAAME.”

“I purr-fur an ACTUAL character like me! Bubschibbi T. Bobcat the Third! Not some Roy clone!”

“I’m looking at you. Don’t you purrget it.”

[spunkyradbobcat]

“I feel like a complete woman.”

[spunkyradbobcat]

toejamjammin:

spunkyradbobcat:

“What? I’m just saying you lost and it was hilarious.”

“Loser.”

                    ❛HEY!  I lost to THE toughest co-op team in th’ company.              And I guess I got a bit too confident before goin’ into this match.              Basically, I funked myself here.  Don’t see how that’s so hilarious. ❜

“You losing.. you funking yourself which I still don’t know why you say that. What a weird furr-bal tic.. anyways, all of that was hilarious.”

“I’m shtill the best wrestler than this dang business hath to offer! I coulda beaten botha them with my claws behind my back!”

“All in all, U CAN’T C ME.”

[spunkyradbobcat]

toejamjammin:

                     ❛ Uh, it’s just a sayin’.  There is no actual bag–Yo, are ya                 feelin’ a’ight? ❜

“What? I’m just saying you lost and it was hilarious.”

“Loser.”

[spunkyradbobcat]

toejamjammin:

                      ❛ HA!  We got ‘em all shook up.  This match is in th’ bag. ❜

“W̸-W-What͠ ba͞g̷, kid̡?”

[heartasfreeasthewind-blog]

Ooh, ooh! Am I that different 'verse? I'm quite adVERSE when it comes multiple in-purr-nations! NYAH HAAAAA! Man, I'm a riot!

“It’s happening.”

[spunkyradbobcat]

“Yes, I’m happenin’. I’ve been happenin’ since the 90′s, baby!”

“What are ya up to, still that junk heap Sega CD? Are you fur real?”

[spunkyradbobcat]

People claim you're known for your "'tude", but you never really show it. You're always kind and just happy all the time.

“And you’re not known for anything. So try again..”