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“Rap is very similar to spell-casting, is it not?”

❛ Uh, not at all. Rap is a creative way to express how ya feel musically, wit’ words and a finger-snappin’ rhythm. Spell-castin’ is just a trick. Like all magic in general. ❜

#themightymerasmus #;;LETS GET FUNKY #((THANK #i really do love my old theme #though the theme's code is preventing any of the buttons on the top right to work #so i have to change things #and teej isn't a fan of magic #luckily he doesn't completely hate it like dan))

DEFUNKED. Bye, Kirby.

#puffywarrior #;;EARTHLING SPEAKING #;;TO BE FUNKIFIED #((my life's work))

❛ So how ‘bout my new game, huh? Get hyped! ❜

#;;LETS GET FUNKY #((back from a mini-hiatus #and finally almost done with the new bg #it should be up some time soon))

DEFUNKED. Ugh...my mood just took a nosedive. Have no clue why either. I’m not angry or sad about anything. Seriously.

So I guess any RPing on my blogs will be on hold for the night.

#;;EARTHLING SPEAKING #((maybe i'm just tired?#i honestly have no clue #but i know that i'm tired of annoying my friends with this negativity #probably better off if i leave all skype groups for a while))

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Ghost ride the whip

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this the kind of premium material i need on my grid

#;;MORE ABOUT THAT FUNK #((GHOST RIDE THE SHIP))

❛ Nanu nanu, Earthlings! Now cease all this unfunkiness and get along wit’ each other. ❜

#;;LETS GET FUNKY #'seriously'#'quit hatin' each other'#'it's ridiculous'

DEFUNKED. Ahh, remember when Princess Daisy decked ToeJam after he quoted Mork from Mork & Mindy? Good times!

#;;EARTHLING SPEAKING #;;TO BE FUNKIFIED #((pepperidge farm remembers too #they remember everything))

⊙⊙ HEH

“Accident”? Doubt it. || Accepting

⊙⊙ For yours to accidentally get soap in mine’s eyes.

❛ WHY WOULD YA DO THIS TO ME?! I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS NOW. ❜

THE BETRAYAL! He knew that trusting an Earthling would cause his downfall. Oh, why must he be such an open, trusting, handsome alien individual? Is this what he gets for attempting to fix Earth’s lack of funk problem?

...or ToeJam could be acting like a drama queen over a minor accident. Either way, his poor eyeballs were burning. And he totally wasn’t tearing up due to this.

#;;QUESTIONS FOR THE DJ TJ #;;FUNKY FRESH MEMES #((rip teej's eyes #they served him well #but seriously he's a big 18 year old baby #don't take him too seriously))#ghostlyanon

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#;;A LITTLE QUEUE IS ALL WE NEED HERE #;;YUMM

DEFUNKED. Sorry for posting this picture separately, but I fixed a few things including the ridiculously red shading for his medallion chain and somehow forgot to shade the cherry. Ah well.

#;;THAT EARTHLING GRAFFITI #((also you're free to reblog it if you want #i'm a nice gal))

DEFUNKED. Well, that took me most of the night to draw, but it was totally worth it. Plus that “lady laughing alone with a salad” picture is my favorite reaction ever.

#;;EARTHLING SPEAKING #((my hands are frozen though #since it's really cold for florida atm))

Congrats on reaching MitB little dude. Also fuck you for ruining Zubaz's big shot.

❛ Ya Who-baz fans need to chill out. I (as well as Big E) needed this shot as well. Sure, we had a jammin’ run when we changed our wardrobe and added a few new moves to our repertoire, but it’s startin’ to slow to a snail’s pace as we have lesser matches. Plus this latest losin’ streak has been gettin’ fans riled up, askin’ for our heads. Lemme enjoy this win and prepare for Blood Money.❜

❛But thanks for th’ congrats, yo. Much appreciated. ❜

#;;QUESTIONS FOR THE DJ TJ #;;WRESTLIN' WIT TH' BEST OF 'EM #vgcw #((throwing this bad boy into the vgcw tag #i worked too hard on trying to recreate the 'lady laughing alone with salad' pic #just to keep it to myself))#;;DISGUISED EARTHLING

DEFUNKED. There needs to be more ToeJam fan art. Just sayin’.

#;;EARTHLING SPEAKING #((i need more icons #like dude #i barely have 100 of them #i have almost 200 icons on dan currently #and his game was out roughly 8 years or so after toejam's #also i need more art of his new duds #BECAUSE HE ROCKS THAT LOOK))

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Accidents happen all the time.

Send one of the following for my muse’s response.

☹ For yours to accidentally hit mine in the face with the door. ↘ For yours to accidentally make mine trip on the stairs. ♨ For mine to accidentally burn yours with coffee. ✄ For mine to accidentally break a glass and get yours cut. ♥ For mine to accidentally bite yours too hard while kissing. ♕ For yours to accidentally hit their head with mine’s head. ❊ both of them to accidentally fall right into a thorn bush. ☄ For both of them to accidentally get bitten by a furious dog. ✚ For both of them to accidentally get food poisoned. ⊙⊙ For yours to accidentally get soap in mine’s eyes. ✗ For mine to accidentally cause an allergic reaction to yours.

#;;FUNKY FRESH MEMES #((maybe this will get people to say hi to this space noodle))

❛ Funk Team Loogie and Team Petch. Go Team Toy Jane. ❜

#;;SOME WHACK CRACK #;;LOOKIN' AT TH' MAP #'MEET ME IN TH' WRESTLIN' RING'#'YA CAN'T TAKE ON MY LUCHA MOVES'

Continuin’ from this. || @ghostlyanon

CRASH!

❛ Oh, whoops! Well, I’ll consider that as me doin’ ‘em a favor. ❜

The alien told to himself as the cabbage he absentmindedly tossed aside knocked a glass over and continued rummaging through this Earthling’s kitchen He was on a mission of the utmost importance and he needed to see it through: Find some grub and presents so he could survive this planet’s harsh wildlife.

And by “wildlife”, that meant strictly the humans for the most part. They’re just plain unfunky.

Anyway, there was nothing good in their fridge. Bummer. Wonder if they had any useful presents for him to "borrow”. Icarus Wings? Super Hi-Tops? Even one of those confusing Doorways? Doesn’t seem that way. No colorfully-wrapped boxes in sight.

❛ Man, this was a bust! Why couldn’t they leave ‘em out in th’ open like last time? That definitely made things easier-- ❜

A voice cut his griping short and his eyes turn towards its source: a female Earthling! Admittingly, he jumped a bit upon the sight of her. She could’ve snuck up on him easily! ...but why didn’t she? Though with all the stuttering and shaking, he knew why. Hasn’t she seen an E.T. as radical as him before? Seems like Earth is still way behind the rest of the universe.

ToeJam held up his three-fingered hands and waved them slightly, showing both that he had nothing on him and he didn’t mean any harm.

❛ Relax, homey. I’m not takin’ anythin’. Though ya need better snacks than whatever ya have now. Ya don’t even have sushi! ❜

#ghostlyanon #;;LETS GET FUNKY #((he's made up of pure 90s cheese #AND CREEPYPASTA #he's not all that creepy once you get to know him #he just thinks highly of himself))

DEFUNKED. Wow, getting back into ToeJam’s gonna be harder than I thought...literally nothing is going on around here. Maybe I should make a starter call? I’m just nervous that I’ll forget like Octodad and procrastinate afterwards. I’ll have to think about it for a while...

#;;EARTHLING SPEAKING #((maybe making a new promo and theme will help #it just seems like nobody's around #my dash is dead #which is strange since tons of stuff goes on for dan))

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