crazy ol' man

kal / 20's / certified outlaw kisser and ghoulfucker. MDNI

[spurz]

Welcome!

On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and rings

CURRENT FIXATION(S): FALLOUT NEW VEGAS, COOPER HOWARD, PERVY MICAH BELL

masterlist interests resources my ao3

[sillyarchliker]

Vault 101 stimboard because vault 101 makes me insanely ill /pos

x x x / x x x / x x x

[spurz]

fallout and rdr2/rdr stimboards >>>

[allzelemonz]

Kinktober 2026 Interest Form

We're getting an early start on Kinktober since I can't ever write in the fall. Most of my writing will be done over the summer and published on an October schedule. This form includes fandoms, characters, and subjects I'm capable of writing for right now.

That being said, I can't wait to get started this year. I've almost completely caught up on 2025's over on Ao3, so go check those out after you fill out your form.

As always, thanks for reading <3

Fill out the form.

[allzelemonz]

One week left to get your vote in <3

[spurz]

♡

[fankiiv]

tired

[spurz]

no rest for the weary

[nathanier]

Arthur Morgan's VA sayin TERFs ain't got no friends plays in my head at least twice a week ok?

Life is scary but Happy Pride. Stay safe!

[spurz]

even though pride month is over, the fight never stops!

[spurz]

pride month is just around the corner, shoutout to this gem from a bit back <3

[roamingtigress]

Hands, butts and gunbelts.

[spurz]

I need him so bad

[dillthing]

HE.....

[spurz]

OH SWEET HEAVENS

[irotbeautifully]

dutch doodle from may. sorry about the quality

[spurz]

PLEASE..

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

Thinking about hank prewar. Bro is a lightweight amd a looser but I love him

Cut added for mentions of season two spoilers.

I've been thinking a lot about what Hank MacLean would be as a partner lately, mostly because I've been trying to envision Hank at his genuine best as a person, as a man. What can I say? This season has me looking at everyone from all angles, including the man who inspires a primal level of rage in me. Honestly, I think the version of him we see working at Vault-Tec could make a fine enough partner...you know, depending on your values.

He'd be eager to share his successes with you, whether that meant showering you with gifts (flashy ones, of course; it's a great way to show everyone else how well he takes care of you, in his eyes), taking you on fancy dates, or bringing you along to the many places he travels for work. Loves to show you off, show off how good the two of you look together. This has a flip side, though, where he's also obsessed with appearances, both yours and his.

Hank MacLean, the young version, especially, also strikes me as the sort of man who can be easily controlled with his prick. Very much the sort who thinks good sexual chemistry between you automatically means he's in love. I can also perfectly imagine him being the kind of guy who proposes the same day he meets you after you sit up and talk for hours...especially if you fuck him well enough.

He'd be a real sucker for someone he can open up with sexually, especially someone he really feels like he can trust to keep his secrets. I don't imagine he's especially kinky, but the few kinks he does have, he's guarded about. Wants to know he can show you that side of himself, the "uglier" side, without judgement or fear of exposure.

Definitely has a praise kink, both as a way to soothe his insecurities and bolster his pretty big ego. Tell him he's a big, strong, capable man and it goes right to his cock. Big into being edged and teased over the course of the day, or even a few days. Develops quite a breeding kink as he gets older.

The problem with Hank is that you'll never truly be his number one priority. That's himself, his own advancement and security in life—security in his place, his masculinity. That's why I am 1000000% not surprised he was revealed to be married to Stephanie. They both have that same sort of anti-social level of ambition (granted, maybe for different reasons), that knowledge that they'll drop a partner—or anyone else, for that matter—the moment they become too much dead weight on their way up the ladder. He'd like a partner in crime.

He's also jealous to the core, to the point where he gets upset if you spend too much time interacting with friends or family. Needs lots of attention and affirmation about your relationship because he knows he has serious failings as a partner, despite the strong facade he presents. He's not above his jealousy and desire for control taking him to some dark places, either, as we've seen throughout the show. Perfectly capable of having you followed and monitored.

[spurz]

maybe i am just a pervert but i actually prefer hank all dirty n bloody in that power armor of his,,,something about him makes me go OOGA BOOGA

[spurz]

pulled an all nighter to watch the fallout tv series, i'm obsessed but realising that I am not as spry as I used to be because this is worse than jetlag. i have no clue how middle school me did this bs. (worth it though)

i can confirm I am finished adjusting my kinktober lineup, i'll post it soon xx

thank you mooties and anon for all your help 💖

and this is NOT your sign that my inbox is open for all fallout and red dead thirsts/reqs/and the like. what are you thinking guys! I can't get distracted now! 🙈

[spurz]

okay I know I should be working on my WIPS/kinktober but I was playing overwatch and one of maugas voicelines gave me an idea with some LH!John Marston.

(For context, it's this interaction between Mauga and sombra)

Imagine fleeing the VDL gang in favour for bounty hunting and living within the law. You somehow repented and received a pardon for your crimes if you were effective in your hunting, and you were.

Dutch let you go at first, as he didn't view you as a threat. Whats the worst a woman could do? You didn't even know where their new camp was. Everyone let it go, except John.

He was on the warpath. He was going to bring you back at ANY cost. You, his darlin.

It's what leads him to Flaco Hernandez. He's heard the rumours about Flaco's network of people. John's disheleved at this point, he let his beard grow and pink veins spiderweb in his eyes. He's so determined to find you that even FLACO HERNANDEZ is offput by the pure obsession and his determination.

Yet, Flaco relents. It's none of his business after all, blood money is money. He tells John that he can find you in Blackwater. He tips his hat, and begins to leave Flaco's cabin.

Just as he reaches the threshold, he whirls around, finishing Flaco off with a single shot.

After all, he can't leave any competition alive now.

You were his, and his only.

[kosmogrl]

zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell

[dreamingofseastars]

library genesis is still up (very similar site) and r/freemediaheckyeah and r/piracy have lots of other alternatives. zlib was the GOAT though. fuck tiktok

(originally commented. putting as a reblog as its important)

[kosmogrl]

for anyone that wants to know about other sites, I also didn't know so this is a big help!!! thank you!

[ichornyra]

some sites i use to read online: - https://libgen.li/ - https://www.pdfdrive.com/ - https://libretexts.org/ - https://openlibrary.org/ - https://novel80.com/ - https://www.allfreenovel.com/ - https://bookreadfree.com/ - https://allbookshub.com/ - http://thefreeonlinenovel.com/ - https://www.epub.pub/ - https://www.readingsanctuary.com/ - https://yes-pdf.com/ - https://www.booksfree.org/ if none of the links work if you just search up "(book title) read online free" there's almost always gonna be a pdf link and those are always good to read from too

[lokiinmediasideblog]

This is even more important with the internet archive losing the lawsuit and being forced to remove so many books. Consider donating to the Internet Archive.

[anitalenia]

Hii, love your work! If possible, could you make a few beige cowboy/western mdni and NSFW dividers pretty please??

with shadow

without shadow

credits to me. feel free to use and save. of course credit would be appreciated but it is not required. I’m just making these for fun <3 ( if you don’t like these please don’t hesitate to tell me 🫶🏻🌸✨ + thank you so much !!! )

[spurz]

i'm deffo using these for kinktober!

I just realized I have to post the full lineup, I've made adjustments thanks to my lovely moots ;)

[spurz]

going to start my port of all existing works to ao3 ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" lets hope I do it right!

[target-force]

i promised i would draw more! we were so robbed of john being happy and healthy and shit.. ugh gdi rockstar.

like they've settled down,, they're safe,, where is the dadbod rockstar, WHERE IS IT he should have been able to be soft,,, hhghrhg it makes me want to explode and cry whenever i think too hard about him.

oh the tragedy that is john marston </3

the design is based off my rdr1 au rp with @chlomills

[spurz]

HOLY MOLY

[notdeadyetmatthews]

Recently got obsessed with scrap booking, so I bought a load of stupid things and have decided that I'm going to do a journal with pages inspired by RDR2 characters.

First off

Mr Dutch Van der Linde

[spurz]

i like to think that Dutch would do something similar to scrapbooking. just...something to let off some steam. maybe he'd save little doodles Arthur made, or would pick and preserve flowers Hosea looked at for a few moments too long

[spurz]

feelin' sad so expect this soon

i started writing it in tumblr instead of a Google doc and I'm already at 1k-- i have other wips I need to work on toooooooooo 💔💔💔