Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesnāt know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though theyāre just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralphās or Food 4 Less and while heās cooking those the white mom comes out and says āokay kids, hereās some pizza!ā And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a āfun pizzaā and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that sheās a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they donāt care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten āfun pizzaā and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didnāt and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her āfun pizzaā
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