SquadLifting

//I need to lift a new personality//

[laceylifter-deactivated20150511]

16 year old: *smokes cigarettes* shoplifters are the scum of the earth and will be caught one day for their juvenile delinquent acts!!!! *drinks vodka straight from the bottle*

[wildthicket]

[thatsasteal-deactivated20150509]

ITS HILARIOUS TO ME THAT PEOPLE DISCOVER THE SHOPLIFTING SIDE OF TUMBLR AND ARE DISGUSTED cause i discovered it the other day and im hoarding tips like a fiend and am buzzing to go on my first lift now i know how to get shit for free. these fuckers love spending money or something?

lmaoooo you’re doing it right

[pink-lifter-deactivated20150510]

This was me lol

[fundots]

Haul from last weekend. I was with my sister so i couldn’t get that much stuff but its still a good haul and i’m happy with that.

I’m too lazy to look up how much it was but I guess it’s about: 150€ / 170$

[squadlift-blog]

Dude, I've always wanted to lift converse but I'm super nervous about it 😨 what did you do to get them/ where did you get them

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[liftinshrimps-deactivated201505]

quick, tiny haul because i needed jeans that weren’t torn to hell for work.

f21 fringe kimono: 27.90 old navy jeans: 36.94 ae baby tee: 24.95 (19.99 clearance)

wee

[cherrypitgoddess]

[betterthanabortion]

“My body, my choice” only makes sense when someone else’s life isn’t at stake.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Fun fact: If my younger sister was in a car accident and desperately needed a blood transfusion to live, and I was the only person on Earth who could donate blood to save her, and even though donating blood is a relatively easy, safe, and quick procedure no one can force me to give blood. Yes, even to save the life of a fully grown person, it would be ILLEGAL to FORCE me to donate blood if I didn’t want to.

See, we have this concept called “bodily autonomy.” It’s this….cultural notion that a person’s control over their own body is above all important and must not be infringed upon. 

Like, we can’t even take LIFE SAVING organs from CORPSES unless the person whose corpse it is gave consent before their death. Even corpses get bodily autonomy. 

To tell people that they MUST sacrifice their bodily autonomy for 9 months against their will in an incredibly expensive, invasive, difficult process to save what YOU view as another human life (a debatable claim in the early stages of pregnancy when the VAST majority of abortions are performed) is desperately unethical. You can’t even ask people to sacrifice bodily autonomy to give up organs they aren’t using anymore after they have died. 

You’re asking people who can become pregnant to accept less bodily autonomy than we grant to dead bodies. 

[albinwonderland]

reblogging for commentary 

[generalmaluga]

But, assuming the mother wasn’t raped, the choice to HAVE a baby and risk sacrificing their “bodily autonomy” is a choice that the mother made. YOu don’t have to have sex with someone. Cases of rape aside, it isn’t ethical to say abortion is justified. The unborn baby has rights, too. 

[fandomsandfeminism]

First point: Bodily autonomy can be preserved, even if another life is dependent on it. See again the example about the blood donation. 

And here’s another point: When you say that “rape is the exception” you betray something FUNDAMENTALLY BROKEN about your own argument.

Because a fetus produced from sexual assault is biologically NO DIFFERENT than a fetus produced from consensual sex. No difference at all.

If one is alive, so is the other. If one is a person, so is the other. If one has a soul, then so does the other. If one is a little blessing that happened for a reason and must be protected, then so is the other. 

When you say that “Rape is the exception” what you betray is this: It isn’t about a life. This isn’t about the little soul sitting inside some person’s womb, because if it was you wouldn’t care about HOW it got there, only that it is a little life that needs protecting.

When you say “rape is the exception” what you say is this: You are treating pregnancy as a punishment. You are PUNISHING people who have had CONSENSUAL SEX but don’t want to go through a pregnancy. People who DARED to have consensual sex without the goal of procreation in mind, and this is their “consequence.” 

And that is gross. 

[themajastina-deactivated2016040]

This has been added to since I last saw it, so reblogging again.

[blackwoolncrown]

Busted wide open.

[neveraccidental]

Mic dropped.

[fuckyeahfeminists]

Also, let’s talk consent 101: consenting to one thing does not mean I am automatically consenting to something else.

If I consent to kiss someone, I am not automatically consenting to having sex with them. Hell, if I consented to have sex with someone one way, it doesn’t mean I am automatically consenting to doing it in a different. If I consent to having intercourse, I am not by default consenting to getting pregnant and giving birth.

[liftingproblem-deactivated20150]

Lmao who’s brave enough to try this? 😂

[stealstolegone-deactivated20150]

I want to omfg

[queerbriel]

[liftingchanel-blog]

I beg to differ

[gaylifter-deactivated20180427]

what if the lifting community legit relocated to club penguin. can u imagine

[thriftylifts]

let’s go.

[southernlifter-deactivated20150]

we could rob the pizza parlour

[funnywildlife]

Sign this shit now: Ban Tiger trade:#killthetrade

http://www.tigertime.info/bantigertrade.html

[veganatidae-blog]

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES? DON’T PEOPLE REALISE HOW PRECIOUS TIGERS ARE? DO THEY NOT CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM?

[franknfauxpas]

I don’t often reblog these things but I literally can’t bear the thought of something so graceful reduced like this. I can’t. ;__;

[nottoliterally-deactivated20130]

This is disgraceful please sign!

[110-llbs]

crying.

[memoraincognito-deactivated2014]

SAVE THE FREAKIN’ TIGERS PEOPLE!! SAVE THEM!!! ~Kate

[mermaidneko-deactivated20151112]

Please, sign this. Takes but a few moments.

[xxziggystardust]

PLEASE SHARE THIS AND SIGN THE PETITION , IM REALLY DISAPPOINTED NO ONE HAS SHARED THIS OR ANYTHING , I KNOW BIKINI PICTURES OF SOME “HOT GIRL” IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT BUT DON’T BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND LET A SPECIES GO EXTINCT BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO LAZY TO GIVE A SHIT OR TAKE LITERALLY 10 SECONDS OUT OF YOUR BUSY DAY STALKING YOUR EX ON FACEBOOK TO SIGN A PETITION THAT WILL SAVE INNOCENT BEINGS , WITH SOULS THAT FEEL PAIN AND HAVE FEELINGS JUST LIKE HUMANS, WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE TO BE PUT TO DEATH IN SUCH A CRUDE WAY . THE END . ALL IM SAYING IS DON’T BE SELFISH AND SAVE A LIFE , YOUR VOICE CAN , AND WILL , MAKE A DIFFERENCE .

[divine-dome]

Omg this is devastating

[squadlift-blog]

Don't you just love when people flip shit about lifting, but have literally no problem with buying fakes. Smh

[queerlifter]

not gonna lie i’m more scared of my mom finding out i shoplift than loss prevention lmao

[victorious]

The accuracy 

[steviepsyclone]

who knew 2 seconds could be so relatable

[fullheartedly]

[princesssugarbutt-deactivated20]

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

[promising-promises]

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

[ashleybuttons]

Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?

[spoken-not-written-deactivated2]

yes

[liftinq]

My iPhone camera does NOT do yesterday’s haul justice. The trenchcoat and gowns are 100x more beautiful irl. They, along with the leather converse and heels took up so much space, I had to deposit my bags while finishing. Speaking of, why am I comfortable lifting three gowns and a coat from the same store but the diminutive makeup haul is from three different ones?*

*chanel polish and lancôme makeup remover bought with store credit. The Lancôme polish is a tester bc SAs in this chain have to unlock high end makeup for you (sure wish I had an ulta somewhere…)

Also… $143 for a sweater? Wicked. And $72 for the flimsy black/white jacket? On one hand its like “thank god I don’t pay for clothes anymore” but on the other it’s like “if I’m not paying might as well get some brand shit”

—-TOTAL = $1346,56

**finally found the necklace and earrings I lost. They were in my lifting purse… They are not included in the total, but the unpictured iPhone charger is.

[heistology]

Are those moschino cases real?