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Happy N7 day!!!! . . Tis the season to calibrate something, romance some aliens, and kick some Reaper ass! . . I should go....

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Making strange shapes with @cbtrn Bits blurred so as not to offend Instagram. 😉

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Spinning pole and pants. Not a combination I can say I've played with much. Thanks to @lithiumkitten for the inspiration. 😉 (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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Having fun with the @powerpolesports #weekendpowerpoleproject today. #pdsiggysplitcombo (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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8 inch heels in a 34 inch hoop. It's a tight fit. 😅 More on the @awakeningsnola page. (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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Had the opportunity to do some pole right under the Tree of Life in Audubon Park when @cbtrn was here. It was too hot and humid to do anything crazy impressive. But Cristian always reminds me that it is the simple moves that create some of the best shapes and lines...and translate better to still photos. He's right, of course. 😙🌳 (at Tree of Life)

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Man in the moon to celebrate the approaching full moon. 🌕✨ Photo by @cbtrn #ahmaninthemoon

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Showing off my beautifully custom dyed silks by @kellypurt 💜 photo by @cbtrn at @awakeningsnola (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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This is what happens when pole dancers get ahold of any other kind of apparatus. 😂 Who says aerial hammock can't be sexy? (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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Freestyle in the spanset. 🙃 Haven't played up in the spansets in over a year. Then @rchenaerial and I talked about it last night so I decided to play around on my break. (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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When you have a @powerpolesports fail but a friend comes by to help. Had a combo in mind for this week's #pdtangledsplitvariation but lost my spin. 😣 (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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When you have a @powerpolesports fail but a friend comes by to help. Had a combo in mind for this week's #pdtangledsplitvariation but lost my spin. 😭 (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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When friends both show up to class wearing Superman shirts...it is expected that they should do a double superman together on the pole. #rulesofpole 😘 @karmenpoledancer @awakeningsnola (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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Forgot how much I love this little kip-back roll on the hoop. Was teaching it to @simpleasdust last week and remembered how much fun it is! (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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My friend Ariel's red shoes and Tupac are a deadly combination. ❤👠 I'm getting myself a pair of these bad boys @fireball_pole! (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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Playing around with some "funny grip" moves while the rain pours down outside. (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)

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Had an amazing time at a Blacklight Buti class yesterday at @awakeningsnola 💜💙 Decided to stay after and play on the aerial hammock in the dark. Thinking some blacklight pole or aerial flow classes might be fun! (at Awakenings Pole and Aerial Fitness NOLA)