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Hey check out this squid

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A while ago there was this really shy girl at my school Never talked to her During one of my classes, she came up to me and said Hey, how are you? I said "Um, fine I guess" She said "Wanna come to my house later?" Not wanting to hurt her feelings, I said yes And that's when everything changed My mom wondered where I was after school Every day I get off the bus after school I'd left my phone at home, so she couldn't call me Soon, my mom figured out the girl's name. Jasmine Over the next few minutes, she drove to Jasmine's How she got the address, I don't know. Next, she knocked on the door Carrying a baby, a woman appeared and opened it. Eventually, my mom found us in the living room Nervous, she said "Is this your girlfriend?" Actually, she's not. I said. "I'm already in a relationship with someone else." "With who?" they both asked. I told them to read the first letter of each line up to the one right above this one.

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Falco buys a tablet

Falco: I think it's between the iPad Pro or the iPad Air.

Apple Store Employee: Ok. Which are you gonna get?

Falco: *thinking*

Falco: Personally, I prefer the Air.

Employee: K

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