#iprefertheair

[artists-table]

ITAP when leaving underground station in Prague. via /r/itookapicture https://ift.tt/2OF2jKm by iprefertheair

[squidenthusiast]

Falco buys a tablet

Falco: I think it's between the iPad Pro or the iPad Air.

Apple Store Employee: Ok. Which are you gonna get?

Falco: *thinking*

Falco: Personally, I prefer the Air.

Employee: K

[magnanimousmonarch-archive]

❝How's that beak of yours, bird brain.❞

[magnanimousmonarch-archive]

-shoots off crown- bam B]

Now Sheriff Peach wasn’t having any of that. If this villain thought he could just waltz on up to her and draw his gun on her without an repercussions, he had another thing comin’. She had a reputation to uphold here in Western Land and nothin’ was ‘bout to take that from her— ‘specially no city slicker. Nimble fingers reached into the slick, leather holster latched to her side to withdraw her own gun just as fast as he. When he shot at her crown, she, in turn, aimed a rubber bullet right at his beak. It spun around his face in a comical manner that was often seen in one of those old cartoons until it stopped at the back of his head. It was a funny sight that almost made her want to laugh but she held it in to avoid breaking this facade she had set up so perfectly.

❝'Bam' is right, cowboy.❞ Her voice was as smooth as her aim with only a slight underlying western accent hooked into the mix.

The corners of her lips tilted up into a smug smile. Twirling her gun around an index finger, Peach brought the edge back towards her mouth to blow at the steam that leaked out from the muzzle in the form of puffy white clouds. Once the gun had finished cooling off, she tucked it back within the holster for safe keeping. She pursed her lips, locking her jaw in a fixed position while she bit down on the strand of candy that resembled hay. This duel was over. There really wasn’t much more left to say. 

Gathering her crown from off the ground, she dusted it off on her jeans before latching it onto her holster with a band. Instead of placing that on top of her head, it was replaced with a cowboy hat, which she gently tipped in his direction. The badge attached to the front to illuminate in the sunlight but only for a split second.

❝I think it best if you pick up your things and leave. Else you’ll have me to deal with. Now I don’t think you want another accident like we had today. Somethin’ might go missing. See ya.❞ 

[alotlikemyfather-blog]

iprefertheair replied to your post: anonymous asked:stop giving me fe...

//i think people underestimate the emotions the stair fax series can potentially convey despite being about talking space animals :P lovin the answers to these questions, fox mun :D

//Very true! ksajkfgsdfjghads thank you so much WEEPS

[mccloudxreporting-blog]

iprefertheair started following you

"What's that? Falco... Following me? Don't tell me your ace piloting skills are starting to slip on ya Falco. Enjoying the view of my jets back there?"

[toejamjammin-blog]

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