the guy at the store who coughs on your groceries

max / they / 29 / like if a goth guy wasn’t cool

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[xaviermccraven]

ipad not working so you get more tiermaker charts. categories are Languages Spoken, Alcohol Tolerance, Lifestyle Activity, and Employment

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[squidsmeister]

ok wow it’s a good thing I started looking for new iPads a couple days ago because my current one has abruptly decided to stop charging past 24%

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[loonat-son-ic]

[squidsmeister]

I’m looking to get a new iPad since mine is close to death, does anyone have any recommendations as far as model family goes or anything like that

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[squidsmeister]

el grande americano vs el grande americano wrestling match just now

[squidsmeister]

yes there’s two el grande americanos. yes they’re two different white guys. yes it started as a stupid bit everyone hated and became a beautiful emotional tale about love, identity, and how much the country of mexico and one random guy can care about each other

[squidsmeister]

and blood. there was so much blood

[squidsmeister]

el grande americano vs el grande americano wrestling match just now

[squidsmeister]

yes there’s two el grande americanos. yes they’re two different white guys. yes it started as a stupid bit everyone hated and became a beautiful emotional tale about love, identity, and how much the country of mexico and one random guy can care about each other

[squidsmeister]

el grande americano vs el grande americano wrestling match just now

[squidsmeister]

STOP! have YOU been affected by the delicious food and drink of dorohedoro that you don’t have? you may be entitled to financial compensation

[squidsmeister]

the news about jorge guiterrez is crazy dude. the check they must’ve paid him to sell out his beliefs in less than a year must’ve been insane

[squidsmeister]

so many things happen to me. and nothing useful

[squidsmeister]

most bizarre secondhand celebrity interaction I had was on register when I was checking out a mother and her child and the child said ‘guess who bought me a chunky monkey ice cream at the place down the street?’ and I said ‘haha I dunno who?’ and the mom proudly looked at me and said ‘Joe Biden!’ and I still kind of think it might’ve been a guy who just looked like joe but the possibility that it really was him and he frequents the street I work on is higher than zero which is bone chilling

[xaviermccraven]

woman who gets wine drunk on a tuesday at 2pm