Aliens, Bitch

Artist in progress

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

[distinguishedbaloney]

[collegiate-confession]

spring break 🤙🏽

[perks-of-being-absolutelynothing]

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys and girls who kiss girls 

[slayv]

[onlytwitterpics]

[purrpleaesthetic]

[julian3carax]

Do you remember this?

[vanish]

[lagonegirl]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

[wetorturedsomefolks]

finally some accuracy on this post

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Too damn accurate 😂

[spaceler]

[iskwekan]

customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

me, in tears: you’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in your life

[temperatures]

[davidisbeyonce]

Me: Hello how are you today!

Customer: Not good, today was just…..

Me:

[spacemarines100-blog]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

[claywoman]

my skin: i’m literally……… dying pls drink water, eat better, use some product,,, sleep decent hours……… 

me: