This isn't it

I'm just a girl that likes some stuff and doesn't like some other stuff [she/her]

[vnusplanetoflove]

just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense

[soracities]

Lady Bird (2017), written and directed by Greta Gerwig

[deep-space-babe-deactivated2015]

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

[donnasweettttttttt]

weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game

[disciplinethepainter]

[lowernorfair-deactivated2022011]

time for a little controversy....

[hellatrans]

[utwo]

Survived130 years of Iceland’s

unpredictable weather patterns

© S I M O N A   Iceland

[mulhollanddrive2001]

February is about gay love… don’t talk to me if it’s not about gay love

[prudencepaccard]

What Is Glitter?

A strange journey to the glitter factory.

When I asked Ms. Dyer if she could tell me which industry served as Glitterex’s biggest market, her answer was instant: “No, I absolutely know that I can’t.”

I was taken aback. “But you know what it is?”

“Oh, God, yes,” she said, and laughed. “And you would never guess it. Let’s just leave it at that.” I asked if she could tell me why she couldn’t tell me. “Because they don’t want anyone to know that it’s glitter.”

“If I looked at it, I wouldn’t know it was glitter?”

“No, not really.”

“Would I be able to see the glitter?”

“Oh, you’d be able to see something. But it’s — yeah, I can’t.”

I asked if she would tell me off the record. She would not. I asked if she would tell me off the record after this piece was published. She would not. I told her I couldn’t die without knowing. She guided me to the automotive grade pigments.

[injygo]

He also did not want me to visit his glitter factory. The jovial Mr. Shetty told me over the phone that people have no idea of the scientific knowledge required to produce glitter, that Glitterex’s glitter-making technology is some of the most advanced in the world, that people don’t believe how complicated it is, that he would not allow me to see glitter being made, that he would not allow me to hear glitter being made, that I could not even be in the same wing of the building as the room in which glitter was being made under any circumstance, that even Glitterex’s clients are not permitted to see their glitter being made, that he would not reveal the identities of Glitterex’s clients (which include some of the largest multinational corporations in the world; eventually, one did consent to be named: thank you, Revlon, Inc.), and that, fine, I was welcome to come down to Glitterex headquarters to learn more about what I could not learn about in person.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

now THIS is journalism

[oysters-aint-for-me]

“Most of the glitter that adorns America’s name brand products is made in one of two places: The first is in New Jersey, but the second, however, is also in New Jersey.” that is without a doubt the funniest sentence i have ever read

[sixpenceee]

Downward force created by a pigeon’s wings. (Source)

[headofspectre-deactivated202101]

Don’t bullshit me you summoned a Shadow Pidgeon

[theclothdiary-deactivated201812]

This is cool as fuck

[squigglymagic]

This is exactly how I imagine the bird form of The Guide looking like in whatever hitchhiker's book that was

[squigglymagic]

Mmmmm yes my fingers ARE very sexy

[souryellows]

when ur washing raspberries and they fill with water and u sip it and feel like a gentle woodland elf reblog if u agree

[squigglymagic]

I laughed so hard at this caption, anyone that's ever laid eyes on Timotheé knows he's a bottom

[fluffygif]

Fluffy ♡

[gordacrybaby-deactivated2017090]

QUE SON ESOS

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

That better be “what are those” in Spanish.

[squigglymagic]

@ all y'all from Calgary, who else had a substitute teacher who wore these every time? And when someone asked about them told us he was a Hart so I guess he needed to be ready to wrestle at any given moment???

[squigglymagic]

Congrats to everyone who realized they were absolutely and totally gay in 2018, it's nice here

[powerfulwizard]

Tinder/HER profile with 5 pictures of the blandest and most forgettable looking straight woman and 1 blurry picture of the ugliest and baldest straight man anyone has ever seen: Looking for a 🦄 to do some 420 and make one of us cum for the first time in our depressing pathetic relationship 🍑🍆