TACTICAL NECROMANCY

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hi i wear glasses now 

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So what’s different now

Spent 2.5 years working from home and now I gotta return to the office so I’m kinda looking for a permanent wfh gig if I can get one.

My kid came out as trans and he’s 15 fucking years old. That’s huge and I’m so happy he is living as himself.

Uhhh im just burnt out out right now. Been a looong pandemic and I’m exhausted and I hate capitalism so so so much.

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Other social media is imploding or sucks idk if I can get back into tumblr but I’m poking my head in

[obi-bae-kenobi]

i miss this vine

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i’m still alive, just living like this vine

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how are things in Maryland?

oh, you know. normal.

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i am not in a good headspace, folks. not really up for tumblr. sorry.

[badassdemonsword]

i’ll have what i’m having

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I’m only posting weird shit at random now on this blog

[weirdlandtv]

A fairy riding a snail—Victorian artist, Amelia Jane Murray (1800-1896).

[miinebakay]

this… is… art…

[capacity]

I just remembered the time I downloaded Grindr and this man wanted to pee on me and when I went to pick up my pizza he was the cashier and I walked through the rain and he was like “it’s really pouring hard out there you’re soaked 😏” and I was like……just speechless

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Wonder what this kings up to these days

[blasesaint]

I downloaded Grindr to try to buy meth a few times and there’s always one dude who is like 800ft away who messages me.

[capacity]

Meth ???

[blasesaint]

Yeah people like to fuck on meth and so some people use Grindr as a meth dealer app.

[blasesaint]

Fun fact about meth and urine. I forget the exact percentage, but quite a bit of meth os passed through the body and expelled via urine. So if you drink meth piss you’ll get high yourself.

[capacity]

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

Archery is just dabbing before you murder somebody

[laeqolas]

pippin to legolas

[wwditssource]

Congratulations to the What We Do in the Shadows cast and crew on their 8 nominations for the 2020 Emmy Awards! 🦇

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[herbgerblin]

[ID: Drawing of Taako, an elven man with tan, freckled skin and blonde hair in a long braid. He is wearing blue and purple wizard robes and a hat. He is seated on top of Garyl, a white binocorn with rainbow colored hair. They appear to be at the first window of a drive through. Speaking to the employee inside, Taako says, “Yeah, can I get uh…fucking….uhhh.” End ID]

This came to me in a vision

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

[theartofanimation]

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