* PLAYER / TWO !

jeremy heere from  ' be more chill '

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LISTENING TO COSBO.   PART FOUR.

this is an actual list of things cosbo has said.  some of these sentences are from live blogging, of them playing video games, of them narrating their life,  &  some are just plain … weird.  i hope you enjoy this !   &  do know that part five is on the way.     //     part one.  part two.  part three.

❛ i’m dead serious, there’s wine in my room. ❜

❛ will they card me if i drink this? ❜

❛ you can’t put wine in my room and tell me not to drink it. ❜

❛ they just put a bottle of wine in my room!  i love this place! ❜

❛ I WANNA DRINK THE WINE! ❜

❛ LET ME LIVE MY WINE LOVING LIFE! ❜

❛ is anyone coming?  …  good, i’m coming. ❜

❛ i fucking hate the desert. ❜

❛ fast lane closed   …   shocker! ❜

❛ when will i be judged on my personality and not my wiener shirt?! ❜

❛ i don’t know where to put my sandwich, i’ll just put it on top of the package of wieners. ❜

❛ i’m always a slut for the beatles. ❜

❛ the donkey one is confirmed radiator springs. ❜

❛ everyone knows i’m a slut for the spoop. ❜

❛ i gotta go find a demon and rescue a child. ❜

❛ shit. ❜

❛ disgusting. ❜

❛ you’re a cute boy, speak to me! ❜

❛ well, you’re no help cute boy, fuck you. ❜

❛ oh, your daughter fell asleep next to me, i gotta go. ❜

❛ i just demolished mike wazowski. ❜

❛ listen pal, i don’t want you getting too familiar with my rainbow. ❜

❛ savage!  fucking destroyed. ❜

❛ my hands are too lube-y to turn the   …   oh, there it goes.❜

❛ time to play what job do i have! ❜

❛ you know, you accidentally kill a human being.  it be like that sometimes.❜

❛ goddamn! ❜

❛ you’re gay, you know that? ❜

❛ ___ is the gay censor.  it’s not a midnight gay censor, it’s like a 9:30pm gay censor! ❜

❛ can you building the fucking fence? ❜

❛ we’ll have candy corn in goddamn january, i don’t care. people come in and see it like  ‘uh do you know what season it is?’  yeah, it’s fucking candy corn season. eat up, bitch. ❜

❛ …   i have now watched forty-one minutes of a film i have yet to understand a word of. ❜

❛ oh! i know where my pants are! sometimes i put my pants in the freezer and i forget they’re there. ❜

❛ i hope i die in a way that’s so mysterious that people think it’s aliens. ❜

❛ ugh. god, i really i wanna be abducted. ❜

❛ i could talk about seemless panties all day. ❜

❛ you know what i realized?  i haven’t called myself a fool lately. ❜

❛ i’m still a fool, don’t get me wrong. ❜

❛ we just had a whole discussion about weed!  that was wild! ❜

❛ you can vocalize burps, but you can’t really write them down. ❜

❛ the only thing that’s holding me back from being an alcoholic is money. ❜

❛ hey!  off topic but   … ❜

❛ pull the trigger, you fucking furry! ❜

❛ just to clarify, i’m NOT nor will i EVER be a furry. ❜

❛ i gotta go  …  we can’t talk anymore. ❜

❛ i’m not a furry, i swear. ❜

❛ i’m not a furry, i just really love cats the musical. ❜

❛ leave me and my furry musical out of this. ❜

❛ from now on, i’m just not gonna speak. ❜

❛ YOU USELESS BISEXUAL! ❜

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i like thinking abt how michael and jere met. it makes me smile

[gngrdrews-a]

    YOU  ARE   MY   CANDY   GIRL    !          AND   YOU   GOT   ME   WANTING   YOU    !

not  riverdale  compliant         *          loved  by  des.

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Visit Original Link

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danglebus.

Maman  dit  que  lorsqu'on  cherche  bien On  finit  toujours  par  trouver

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about me.

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name:     destiney nickname:     des gender:     female pronouns:     she   /   her zodiac:     gemini  bitch birthday:     june  15 sexuality:     asexual country:     the  awful  one     (  united  states  ) religion:     agnostic  ! hogwarts house:     do  the  huffle     (  puff  ) MBTI:     no  fucking  idea

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‹    001 .   ◞      *      contendr          /          genuine .     good   things   are   ‘round   the   corner

   “ …   OH,   GOSH.   i can’t help you with that.   i’m   pretty  bad  at stuff like that.   hahaha.”   it’s a soft string of chuckles  /   a slightly  NONCHALANT  shrug.  bob retains a  GENTLE  smile.  “i’m pretty bad at test-taking,  so i wouldn’t  trust me  with that kind of stuff!  i haven’t even passed my drivers test or anything yet.    but  maybe i can help you   STUDY?” 

HAPPINESS   DROPS      like   pencils   do   as   they   roll   off   a   table    .        he   didn’t   expect   much   from   asking   but   still      .  .  .      disappointment   is      unavoidable    .        ‘though   it   does      pick   up      when   hearing   the   offer    .        corners   of   his   mouth   move   upwards   ,    forming   a   genuine          ------          yet   small   smile    .                    ❛      that’d   be     ah  --  amazing   ,    thank   you    !        you’re   too     kind -- nd    .        i’m   sure   that   you’ll     puh  --  puh  --  pass     your   drivers   test   soon    .        i’m   a   little     afr  --  afraid     to   even    TRY    to   get   behind   the   wheel     of   a  --  of   a     car   ,    so   you’ve   better     l  --  luck     than   me    .      ❜

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‹    001 .   ◞      *      totallyboss          /          helpful .      happiness   blooms   from   smiling

               once the bell rings, jake’s off like a shot once more, never a dull moment in his life- he glances at his schedule, but as he does, his name is called, and he turns to match gazes with jeremy. superstar grin comes easily to his face, and jake nods graciously, “ dude, of course you can. ” he opens up a copybook, and flicks to a series of half-completed questions, “ i kinda started ‘em already, but.. ” he pauses, “ d’you get what he was saying about the whole converting surface area and volume stuff? real builder talk. i’m pretty sure that’s what he used to be before he started teaching here. ”

A   RELIEF      washed   over   him   when   he   heard   that   jake   did   have   it    .        thank   god    !        he   wouldn’t   have   to   go   back   to   try          & .          get   them   from   their   teacher    .               *  [      that   would   have   been   a   whole   different   layer   of   hell   altogether    .      ]               ❛      thanks    !        you’re   a   life     savor  --  or    .      ❜                    words   are      spoken   quickly      as   he   fumbles   to   write   down   the   numbers    .        there   were      no   other   words      that   could   express   how      thankful      he   was   that   jake   got   the   homework    .        eyes   flicker   up   to   hear   what   the   other   was   saying   ,    relying      too   heavily      on   the   how   close   they   were   standing   to   help    .                    ❛      yeah      .  .  .      i   think   i     gah  --  got     it    .        it’s      a   bit   tricky      for   me   but     i   know  --  i   know     that   there’s   more   tutorials   in   the   book          & .          on  --  on  --  online     to   watch    .        honestly    ?        it   wouldn’t     surpri  --  prise     me   if   he   was    .        he   could   talk   about   this   shit   all     d  --  day    .      ❜

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me: i don't really project onto jeremy that much

me: realizes that he loves guinea pigs because i love guinea pigs

me: i project one (1) thing onto jeremy

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‹    001 .   ◞      *      bzzwow          /          enthusiastic .     greatness   starts   small

    ❛ ——— jeez ! i’m, like, the worst person to do homework with ! i so should’ve warned you. ❜ and glitter pen falls to her notebook, quickly followed by christine herself ; a girl draped over the nearest surface, pink cheeks puffed, papers fluttering with a huff of air. ❛ you know what ? i have some seriously serious complaints about the american education system … which is funny because that’s the debate team’s topic this week and they conveniently decided i needed a break — what’s that even supposed to mean ? — and it’s like, okay, good luck without my struggling student opinion. ❜ / @squippd.

A   WARM      smile   spreads   across   his   lips   as   he   looks   at   christine   ,    brows   raising   along   with   it    .                      ❛      i     d  --  don’t     think   that   you’re   the     worst  --  worst     person   to   do   homework   with    !        i     li  --  like     doing   it      with   you      around    .      ❜                    he   sets   his   pencil   down   then   leans   on   his   arm   ,    continuing      to   stare   at   her   ,    enjoying   her   overflowing   enthusiasm   about   anything          & .          everything    .                      ❛      well    .        they    OBVI  --  OBVIOUSLY    don’t   want   to   you   to      outshine   the   others      by     be  --  be  --  being     the   best    .       everyone   just      .  .  .      doesn’t   get   your   enthusiasm   like   i   get   it    .      ❜

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the   real   villain   of   be   m.ore   ch.ill      :      jeremy’s   mom    !

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I  HAD  TO  FIGHT  LIKE  HELL &  FIGHTING  LIKE  HELL  HAS  MADE  ME  WHAT  I  AM.

ind.     &     priv.      mike  munroe      from    until dawn            ———-            by des

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happy hanukkah/chanukah to all of my amazing jewish followers!!! love you guys and hope you all have a wonderful holiday, because you guys deserve it!! 💜💜💜

[kolhearted-archived]

HANUKKAH STARTERS

“How did you manage to light half the menorah? It’s the second day.” “Careful–– the latkes are hard as hockey pucks.” “You didn’t need to bring anything tonight, but thank you.” “Tonight’s just for the gelt: here, let’s go watch.” “If someone doesn’t move the menorah, the curtains are going to catch on fire.” “Grandpa’s telling the story of the Maccabees to anyone who will listen, so watch out.” “I’ve never actually heard the whole story of Hanukkah, I don’t think.” “It’s impossible to cheat at dreidel, calm down.” “Do you know how impossible it was to find Hanukkah lights for the house? Sit down and enjoy it.” “I think that the stash of sufganiot was raided. And by I think, I mean I raided the stash of sufganiot. Run!” “If I hear another Christmas carol, I might scream.” “And there go the curtains. Why didn’t someone move the menorah?” “Come on, let’s go home. We’ll be here again tomorrow night.” “One night down, seven to go.”

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‘twas  the  night  before  sunday  and  all  through  the  house,   des  cut  her  hair  to  look  like  a  mouse.    aka  i  impulse  cut  it  and  i  wanted  it  to  rhyme.

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u cud make every single bone in me crunch while ur steppin on me n i WUD STILL YODEL MY WUV 4 U

pictured above is me at my unconditional love and support for luis stand.

L U  I S   !!!!!!!      I  LU V   U  SO  MU CH   !!!!!     UR  SUCH  AN  AMAZING  PERSON  AND  A  BEAM  OF  EVERYTHING  GOOD  !!!!!

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                     WHAT  A  FATAL  DESTINY  YOU  HAVE  AHEAD   !                              you  are     crumbling   ,     crumbling   ,     crumbling   ,     non  stop   !              and  you  can't  do  nothing  about  it   ,    you’ve  dug  your  own  grave   !                             don't  spread  your  wings  ,  bird  boy  ,  your  plumage  is  made  of  knives  .  don't  unveil  your  horns  ,   monster  boy  ,   you  are  no  good   .

                                             sewed  by  LUIS   .       art  cred  .

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'twas  the  night  before  sunday  and  all  through  the  house,   des  cut  her  hair  to  look  like  a  mouse.    aka  i  impulse  cut  it  and  i  wanted  it  to  rhyme.