SquirtiesBullshit

My bullshit!

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Hiiii this is my sideblog for random bullshit...

he/him

DNI PROSHIPPERS SORRY GUYS I HATE YOU

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My evil and cruel oomfs posting gifs with a complete disregard for my evil laggy mobile tumblr

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Threw up on the bus last night and it ruined my aurafarm 💔

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Bro i ordered beef jerky from the shop and they substituted it with fucking mr beast beef jerky

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white people will say shit like im genuinely scared of the wubbox from my singing monsters

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YOU ARE REALLY HORIRBLE AND MEAN TO ME

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YO I WAS THERE FOR THIS ! ! ! ! !

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK @staticapsule @squirticushoover @sealpire LMAOOOOO

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chalrie

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New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

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@squirticushoover

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Carl Car

wrong blog buddy

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Carl car

wrong blog buddy

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Anyways. Goodnight my little chuddledollops

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By the way if you dont draw susie deltarune chubby I dont like you

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Its time for gender talk. Lately ive been experimenting with wearing girly stuff again and have been having fun. But now I am suddenly very masculine and man-pilled again. Very pinteresting ...

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Adding onto this- its so surreal being gendered correctly and treated as a man in public. What the actual fuck. Although its a little disheartening how much better men treat me when I am presenting male. Here is a graph:

Men bumping into me pre transition as an ugly girl: ........

Men bumping into me as a passing man: sorry mate!

Men bumping into me as a woman in makeup: sorry darling!

Very pinteresting. I will slaughter you and use your brain tissue to create biodegradable plastic

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Its time for gender talk. Lately ive been experimenting with wearing girly stuff again and have been having fun. But now I am suddenly very masculine and man-pilled again. Very pinteresting ...

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Im so sleepy 😴

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Critter do you have my post notifications on or soemthing how did you like that so quickly

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Guy who listens to macklemore thrift shop as he works out