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Im gonna make more piss bots

Reverse lap wetting though

Like someone desperate to pee but then someone decides to sit on their lap. Maybe ‘accidentally’ pushing on their full bladder while they get comfortable 👀 Maybe even ‘thinking’ the desperate person is just joking about needing to go because they don’t want them sitting on their lap

That is until they feel a wet warmth starting to dampen their bottom and see the relieved yet mortified face of the other 😎

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Aphrodite snuggled on Ares’ lap loving him like she usually does ‘accidently’ pressing on his bladder, ignoring his little squirms

The goddess acts surprised when she feels her butt and thighs get wet, seeing Ares flushed with shame rather than anger

“Oh! My poor champion, you should have said something”

“Ssssssh…no need to fret now, just let it all out, my love”

*giggle over the sound of splattering piss* “There we go, such a good boy, I know that feels so good~..”

#sorry I'm listening to Epic

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Hermes would be the kind to be horrible tease to someone with a full bladder

"All that soda wasn't worth it, hm? You look ready to burst!"

"Squirming already~? Hoo~ this is going to be a long meeting for you, isn't it?"

"Help? Oh no, hun, I'm a god of travel not potty breaks, but I'm sure your car seat is plenty absorbent~"

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To add to the last one;

Imagine you're stuck traffic on a long trip, your bladder is already full after a large soda a few miles back and now it's starting to ache for release. Your GPS says 40 miles until your next exit

"Tight spot, aren't ya?" A smug voice snickers from, hair stands up the back of your neck as you look into the rear view mirror to see Hermes splayed out on your back seat, grinning in the mirror at you. Your predicament is endlessly funny..at least to him. The jolt nearly makes you wet right there.

"You...! You're the god of journeys, r-right? Can't you do something to speed this up? I'll make it worth your while..." You bladder throbs as your car lurches from slamming your brake again. You curse under your breath feeling the few drops escape into your underwear

Hermes gaps in faux surprise "Did you just leak~..?"

"Shut up!!" You hiss face heating with embarrassment

"Temper, temper," The god tuts with a chuckle as if talking to a child "I wouldn't go flying off that handle if I were you, sweetie, you got a long way to go and such pretty underwear you want to keep dry~"

"So you're not gonna help me?!"

"Oh no, hun, I'm a god of travel not potty breaks. Lady Hera might be willing to help out after your little oopsie, she has a soft spot for big babies who can't hold it~"

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Hmmm, I'm between the mermaid and the vampire. Both sound like great ideas.

Well lemme flesh them both out a lil bit and you can choose your gassy fantasy bf~... 💖🐟💙✨The Mermaid✨💙🐟💖

Ondine is quite a lovely mermaid living in a clear blue lagoon, he has soft light blue hair and a tail the color of a pink pearl, and a pudgy figure with a squishy tummy and large hips. He spends his days on the rocks, singing, preening, and flirting with passing travelers. He has extensive sea treasures from shipwrecks; he is always willing to trade them for his favorite treat: human food. He can't get enough of fried meat, bread, ale, cheese, or anything from the surface. Unfortunately, this food isn't made for him so it makes the mermaid extremely gassy. The pool he lounges in nearly constantly bubbles on the surface with his deep rumbling farts, the smell is strongly fishy with a very strong undertone of whatever his last meal was. Being mostly under the water will he is largely immune to the stink and gets pouty when folks run away or hold their nose.

🖤🦇🩸✨The Vampire✨🩸🦇🖤

Letti is old even by vampire standards just over 1500 years, but still maintains a sweet youthful appearance with snow-white skin and rose red eyes with curly white hair that fall past his round posterior. He is a master at charming spells and hypnotizing unsuspecting travelers that visit his castle seeking shelter. He channels this hypnotizing magic through soft sweet smelling farts that lull humans into a sleepy submissive state. He loves playing with his meals and teasing them. Certain blood types can give him real gas, that smells like dried blood. Thankfully the castle is very big so their are plenty of empty rooms to fart in to avoid embarrassment.

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I got an ask about Lettie so we're gonna be reworking him a little bit~ but wanted to keep it for history

In honor of this month I would love to answer mermaid themes asks 🩵

Our favorite gassy fish Undyne for MerM@y 🐟

#dungeons and dumpies #squishee edits #gassy oc

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Farts are kisses your bum blows 😘

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✨Venus-core✨

#eproctophila #eprocto kink #the gas giants #farts💚

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Trig*n (98) omo thoughts that won’t leave me alone ❤️&☮️ (includes OT4 too)

I blame @omoghouls

-Vash occasionally wets when he gets too relaxed, especially if he’s snuggled up with one (or all) of his partners. Feeling warm, secure, and sleepy a soft hissing comes from the middle of the cuddle pile~ and they maybe a small discussion of who’s turn it is to change him

-The human typhoon getting lost in the bliss of relief while having a big accident. A long sweet sigh as his knees buckle, partially going cross-eyed as a puddle forms on the floor. Diapered or not it’s pretty clear to see when this outlaw no longer has to pee

-Vash’s bladder is pretty big and if he’s been holding for a while it’s going to take a moment for him to...empty out. Imagine Merly noticing the tell-tale hissing and take Vash by the hand to lead him away for a diaper change but he flushes redder than his coat before sheepishly admitting “I'm..uh...still going..”

-I love the idea of Milly cooing and using babytalk while she changes Vash, “Wow, you sure are soggy, Mr. Vash” “Aw your little dry stars are all gone~”

on that note, Milly is a diaper change PRO and if only one of three that hasn't been sprayed when Vash springs a leak in the middle of changing (often the wipes are a little too cold) She’s quick on that cover and always reassures the outlaw that it’s perfectly natural “Sssh, it’s ok, I know you can't help it” and he gets a little kiss on the tummy once he’s nice a dry again~

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But wait there’s more…!!

-an over-tired/drunk Vash throwing a lil tantrum and dribble in his pants because he’s crying so hard. Once sobs turn into hiccups and sniffles he whimperingly asks for a little help cleaning up. A nice warm bath and diaper definitely improve the plant’s mood

-Vash just…forgetting he’s not wearing a diaper one day and looking shocked when he soaks his pants. Maybe someone getting a bit dependent~

-The human typhoon sitting commando on a towel fidgeting slightly as he patiently waits for a very sweet old lady to finish washing his pants after an accident

-Speaking of; more ladies than Vash ever expected think his diapers are the cutest thing on all of Gunsmoke

-Vash getting coddled to the moon and back by a lonely mother with an empty nest after he saved her life. He get so many kisses that night, the plant was in heaven

Your latest post kinda reminds me of that one vampire oc you had on your old account.

I can’t remember off the top of my head, but wasn’t he classy and kinda shy, especially shy when it came to his toots? The toots coming from blood, which made him gassy?

I just think he’s cute and was wondering if you had more to share about him, that’s all.

Ah you're talking about Lettie~ I rewrote him a little bit a few months back but the basic bones are still their

Lettie uses hypno-farts to lure victims so he can drink their blood buuut unfortunately the wrong kind of blood can give the poor thing gas in general which is extremely embarrassing. He's been teaching his niece the hypno fart technique as well~

#yellow roses #dungeons and dumpies #farts💚

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Since it’s almost time to get Spooky™ I wanted introduce: Omo in classic gothic literature

Ex: Victor Franke/nstein wetting himself in sheer terror when he first sees his creation come to life. Falling back and up able to scream was a puddle spreads out by the floor around him.