Goddess of Absurdity

[yourimperfectgod]

Introducing: your imperfect goddess of absurdity

Welcome to my blog, I am the godess of absurdity and the internet, I will guide my flock through the grand absurdity that is life and teach them how to persist throughout hardships. your now looking at the heavenly imperfection that is me warning: by viewing this blog you might unlock secret esoteric knowledge

Name: Jade the Godess and lordess of absurdity, irrationality, and contradiction. Interests: your hopelessly average godess has a lot of intrests including - Exisntental crisis and thought - absurdity and conceptualism - Omori - danganronpa - Fallout Gender: Just a silly girl whos a god in her spare time Pronounce: She/her/they/them My beloved ants: (you could be next!) @toothandfeather Blog tags: #eldritch horror ants #existential crisis #absurdity

More to come!

[delavegaaaaa]

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

[yourimperfectgod]

What if your both.

[toothandfeather]

fish I miss u 😢😢

finally some remorse. anyways back to sleep i go

[yourimperfectgod]

Fish

I need you in thine existential crisis cult

[moseby]

I need boy advice help!

kill him

[toothandfeather]

@applepieanon what u say to me allll the time

[yourimperfectgod]

Okay but here my divine wisdom out.

Kill him. But with love. Not with vitriol nor hatred but how you would put down a hurting animal.

He is your boyfailure and it is put responsibility to put him out of his boymisery.

[yourimperfectgod]

I am aging, and i cannot tell whether I feel existential horror or hope over this.

[toothandfeather]

My tummy ALWAYS HURTS OOGHFJDJSJJDNDN crying sobbing screaming dying

[yourimperfectgod]

*unhurts your stomach*

[pienni]

You will be assimilated

okay thanks for letting me know

[yourimperfectgod]

7.

[caesarsaladinn]

doing a reverse mary sue self-insert where you make up an oc and give them all of your worst personality traits

[dogpuppy]

[yourimperfectgod]

Like it or not, this is the ideal male body

[yourimperfectgod]

Routine

I used to always hate routine, as a neurodivergent person with conflict avoidence ive always hated other people imposing routines that i just cant seem to handle, why not just go with the flow of life and relax right? But I was on a walk when i stared at the dessert sun in realization, every human has routine, be it brushing your teeth, taking a bath, or even small things like going on your computer, routines define human life and by not having one your just controlled by those subconcious routines even further. So why not impose routines by yourself that way you can have more control over the routines that define your life, I had a conversation with my aunts wife i told her i didnt have it in me to be a historian or anything i dreamt of and she said "Your capable as much as your willing to work for it" thats stuck with me since, so i think we shouldnt fear routines, by not having one your only a slave to routines even further, life is a cycle and once you control your own i belive you can do a lot more.

[goth-queen]

[callmesaraaa]

[yourimperfectgod]

Sometimes the most absurd, abhorent thing is normalcy especially for someone who relels in weirdness

[pukicho]

My retirement plan is to be dead in a pit

[riogrrl]

is there any extra room in the pit? i am interested in joining u in this plan

[pukicho]

I can't even get my own pit

[yourimperfectgod]

Ceize the means of dying-in-a-pit

[cyanide2023]

Multiple forms of freedom have always existed yet the truest forms of freedom are immaterial. Our thoughts, identity, consciousness and creativity.

Unfortunately, we live in a day and age where these things are being manipulated without us noticing. Our thoughts are manipulated by algorithms, our identity is no longer having the time and space to develop with the burden of being productive 24/7, our creativity being replaced by artificial intelligence and our consciousness being influenced by overconsumption.

[aenthroppe]

Do you also have an unhealthy obsession on absurdity and entropy?

I think it's a very healthy obsession

[yourimperfectgod]

matters little if its healthy or not, entropy is entropy, and entropy is wonderful

[aenthroppe]

Check out my game for noise jam

Noumenon == Telaesthesia by Ænthroppe

mournful perceptions

it's a quick 100 word read accompanied by visuals and audio to softly drown out the weights of past and future enjoy <3

[yourimperfectgod]

thank you i will play this

[yourimperfectgod]

RULE ONE

No canabalizing me. p- please

[yourimperfectgod]

Entropy

There is always a pressure to conform, to be perfect, as a species we all have that inherit need however those pressers are boring form boring people With the choses bordom or entropy i will always chose and maximize entropy to excape my perfect boring life

I have somewhat of a system in maximizing entropy there are three stats, entropy, danger, and imorality, I need to maximize the entropy while not being fucking murdered or evil yknow

[misaswifee]

entropymaxxing

[yourimperfectgod]

omg 5 reblogs. @misaswifee REBLOG TO KEEP THE ABSURDITY GOING