Claire

Hey there. 

[schittsource]

Hi. I’m Ted. I’m newly single.

[squishycat16]

I watched this episode last night and I literally teared up at this part it was so cute omfg

[painfulblisss]

[squishycat16]

I don’t care if I’m cringy let me live my life

[thematrimonyhomie]

in preparation for next week’s episode

[buffysummers]

[squishycat16]

Me

[mariodaymiller]

[therewillbekpop]

It’s f***ing jealousy, end of story. I’m the one on stage. I don’t care if it’s Dog Day or the club. I’m the one up, not them.

[davidsfincher]

No my name is not Jamel! It is Nick! You know that! 

[squishycat16]

THIS IS ME I’M SO GULLIBLE 

[squishycat16]

“I tried to make meat loaf out of the girl but it becomes too frustrating a task and instead I spend the afternoon smearing her meat all over the walls, chewing on strips of skin I ripped from her body” ― Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho

[squishycat16]

“All of it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.” ― Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho

[squishycat16]

“Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?” ― Chuck Palahniuk , Invisible Monsters

[squishycat16]

“Cyanide is natural. So is arsenic.” ― Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

[gubler-garbage]

#big dick energy

[plumkat]

[squishycat16]

me trying to be sexy

[televisionsgif]

[squishycat16]

me every time anything goes slightly awry

[mrhankey]

he’s the most perfect dog in the history of dogs

[realitytvgifs]

[prettynerdieworks]