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Draenei Shadow Priest. The only heals youll get from me are from vampiric embrace. 85 Draenei Shadow Priest 85 Night Elf Hunter 85 Worgen Boomkin 85 Gnome Warlock 85 Night Elf Mage I try to keep track of the awesome things that blizzard puts into the game via NPCs etc under the tag "lollsy content" "Why do you keep calling it 'acheivy'????" Please see this.

[thechildrenofthestars]

Unpopular opinion

Instead of seeing the Alliance’s reaction to the burning of Teldrassil, we once again see it from Saurfang and Sylvanas’ side.

The cinematic was great and all but I’m tired of seeing the Horde all the time. You’d think we would’ve seen it from the Night Elves’ pov (y’know, the actual victims), but alas.

[wowhead]

could you please stop saying shit like this to me for like 5 minutes dude

[alterac]

[squishyspacegoat]

me while im casting some absolutely HORRIBLE spells: Hee hee! Oh, it's just another day in the life of a powerful and gorgeous digital hag like me.

[prideprejudce]

this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages

[sleepywes]

I may not be good at rp, pve or pvp but I can sure as shit run my ass far away from everyone when I have an aoe bomb on me.

[mipeltaja]

One of my favourite flavour NPCs in suramar is this guy who presumably caters to the local hipsters.

His wares, which are exotic to Nightborne, are just familiar items from different expansions, rebranded to sound cooler or healthier.

They’re not even of any use at 100+, they’re just more expensive versions of food items you can get in lower level areas.

Imagine some snooty Nightborne trying to impress their friends with pickled eggs à la Grim Guzzler.

[luvtonique]

Whenever I get killed by something really stupid in WoW

I just think of the statue dedicated to my character

Here lies Tushi, the greatest hero Azeroth has ever seen

Slayer of such great threats to our world as

C’thun - Nefarian - Ragnaros - Kel’Thuzad - Archimonde - Deathwing

The Lich King - The Warlords of Draenor - Garrosh - The Sha

Yogg’Saron - Algalon - Malygos - Archimonde Again - Kael’Thas

Kil’Jaeden - Tichondrius - Ragnaros Again - Xavius

And Countless Others

Slain by a goddamn Duskwatch Orbitist in Suramar who apparently couldn’t mind their own fuck

[dimedog]

cenarius: illidan until you understand the meaning of sacrifice you will never become a druid

illidan: *fuckin sacrifices his kin in order to get swole af*

cenarius: no not like that

illidan: *gets friendzoned and considers it a sacrifice of his love* 

tyrande: i gave literally no implication that I liked you as more than a friend (if that)

illidan: *forces an entire race to sacrifice their humanity and become enslaved under the threat of genocide*

everyone: dude

illidan: *literally such a bad guy that he seriously is cradling a demonic empowered skull from atop his angst summit*

xe’ra: HERE HE IS MY SPECIAL BOY WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG EVER. MY BOY OF LIGHT AND SHADOW. THE SAVIOR. 

[squishyspacegoat]

jarod shadowsong: hey guys!!! we heard you were having trouble fighting against the legion so we came to help!! i'm commander jarod shadowsong, my favorite color is blue, and one fun fact about me is that i love teamwork and disappearing for thousands of years at a time. this is my big sister, maiev!! she's kind of weird but i love her. say hi, maiev

maiev shadowsong, wordlessly strangling a dreadlord with her bare hands, an expression of cold, mirthless distaste written across her heavily-scarred face like the engravings on a tombstone:

[sweebish]

I’m dying.

[slashwho-deactivated20181130]

I FINALLY got a recipe from this guy, but c’mon Nomi. Get your shit together.

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

This is my new son. I found him by the riverbank. He will go with me in all my current and future adventures.

I named him Vealtek.

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

Vealtek’s being a good boy. He knows not to make a peep while papa’s being sneaky.

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

The poor little guy sneezed, which attracted this worm. I couldn’t be mad though, it was so cute.

Thanks for watching, by the way, Vulrik the Second. We’re good, we… we don’t need the help.

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

A tauren lady at a nearby camp told me this formula stuff will keep him nice and full until I get back to a major hub. But I don’t trust some strange cow to tell ME how to raise MY son.

So I tried it first. Just to make sure.

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

He’s giggling from all the bouncing. 

I might consider retirement-to-full time pop-pop if he keeps going with the adorableness.

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

So, I uh… I found Vealtek’s mother. Or so she says she is… 

I’ll have to ask her some questions.

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

So, she was pretty much on point with everything. Vealtek even squealed with joy and all.

But it’s cool. He was getting in the way. He was fat, too… being all heavy on my back.

I’m an assassin! And a bloody pirate! I can’t risk any distractions!

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

I hope she’s doing the bouncey thing for him.

He likes that.

[radsarerad-archive]

The runes can be translated. 

Humanity in Warcraft is descended from the Vrykul, who are Vikings in all respects. Thus, common is a selection of Viking runes which can be translated into English by a good eye. I was able to get Varian’s memorial translated, and its heart breaking and fitting. Credit goes to Stahlskaag of Aerie Peak.

The Son of Stormwind lies here. Broken in two by his weakness, he lived by the sword. Forged together again, the greatest king the Kingdoms of Lordearon have ever seen. He led the might of the Alliance with pride. He lives forever in our very hearts.  Rest in Peace, oh Son of Stormwind

[kagesatsuki]

The awesome feeling when flying with so many other players to elites during the #Legion invasion event. #Warcraft 

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[serve-the-legion]

WORLD OF WARCRAFT: Legion

Illidan:

Gul’Dan:

[biteythevillain]

big patch hits wow tomorrow and chris metzen is outside my window asking why havnt i resubbed yet. i closed the blinds but now hes trying to find a way in. im no longer safe

[tmirai]

I’ve resubbed yet am feeling ambivalent about playing. I sit in my office. I look out the window and see a figure on the sidewalk across the street. Chris Metzen stands there, slightly obscured in the shadow of a tree. He is far away, but I feel the intensity of his gaze. I cry at my desk.

[simonbitdiddle]

I’m still ambivalent towards resubbing, Chris Metzen is apparently calling my mother asking how I’m doing and whether there’s a compelling reason why I haven’t played games with him recently. My restraining order was invalidated and he likes my Facebook posts regardless of content.

[wethatkindoforc]

I stare at my battlenet window. I think about resubbing. I sigh. I close my battlenet window. Out of the corner of my eye a light turns on. Chris Metzen is texting me. I don’t have a phone. 

[rakeeshsorrel-nuked-deactivated]

I think about WoW and how some things seem great but overal I’m affraid of another disappointment.  Better to just play Overwatch.  I enter a competitive match and there he is - Chris Metzen - my teammate.  He whispers sweet nothings about orcs into my ear.  He doesn’t stop.  He won’t get off Winston.  I force close to end the madness.  The whispering continues.  As the screen goes dark I see a blurred form in the reflection on my screen.  He’s holding a signed Thrall poster.  The doors are locked.

[djlegz]

I resubbed to wow and I have mixed feelings about the situation. I have been thinking about letting my sub go again when my dog starts barking at the back door. I take the dog outside and she runs up to the pool and barks more. I follow her to look down into the water and find several orc dildos sunken to the bottom. Chris Metzen stands on the roof above me, watching my horror as he wears a latex thrall mask.

[rinoasdream]

[squishyspacegoat]

Scott

[squishyspacegoat]

me: I'm not v good at pvp but I have fun w/ it!! :))

me: *kills somebody once ever*

me: *foams at the mouth* WHOS FUCKING NEXT