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[squrrlgrl-blog]

sorry for the shit activity pals... life has just been..... NUTS.

[goesfaster]

            it’s  usually  such  a  NEGATIVE  reaction   (  swift  jerks  away  before  he  is  even  reached  )   given  to  those  who  invade  his  space  without  permission .  the  sight  &  feel  of  DOREEN  gently  reaching  in  to  brush  away  the  loose  feathery  hairs ,  however ,  hardly  moves  him .  when  the  hand  is  gone  he  straightens ,  thin  shoulders  opening  &  his  torso  bringing   him  above  her .  a  loose  smile  hangs  from  his  mouth  as  a  sign  of  relief .  always  good  to  have  a  roof  over  your  head .

            ❛   i mean  i  figured  you’d  say  that ,  i  did  kinda  break  into  your  house ,  but  it’s  nice  to  see  i  DO  know  you  that  well.   ❜          joking  is  the  easiest  way  to  stray  from  anything  more  serious  in  reminding  him  that  doreen ,  even  if  she  was  just  flesh  &  bone ,  was  someone  he  could  & would  always  come  back  to .  she  was  a  home  when  there  was  no  home  –––––––  thoughts  that  tommy  couldn’t  voice .  ones  he  barely  THOUGHT  even .  his  mind  was  too  focused  on  being  so  independent .  his  glance  changes  to  the  door  across  the  room .         ❛   so ,  nosy  roommate ?  is  she  a  nosy  roommate  we  like  or  we  don’t  like ?  i  mean , i  think  i  can  handle  blunt  and  harsh ,  personally .  i  don’t  do  cats  great ?  but  i  mean  i  doubt  that  it’ll  try  me  as  a  new  bed.  i’m  hard  to  get  a  hold  of  in  my  sleep ,  you’re  experienced  with  that .  speaking  of  which ,  if  i  get  cold  then  just  move  over .  just  like  old  times .  i’ll  try  not  to  kick  you  out  of  the  bed  so  much .   ❜

[squrrlgrl-blog]

            O H.          he meant----   the bed;         sleeping in the same space together.    sure, it was not NEW  for them.    they have shared beds before.    doreen remembers those times very well.   maybe as a teenage girl,   whom had lacked touches from the opposite gender,  his fingerprints stained her skin,  and his breath on her neck indented her brain.    she might have always   had a CRUSH   on tommy,   but she hasn’t struggled  with it for years.     something like this----  well, thinking about t makes her cheeks turn pink,   and he hands fold together nervously.      of course she doesn’t mind sharing a bed, even if he does kick her off. 

            “   well,   “        she swallows thickly,   looking at the door,         “  i was talking about the couch.   if you sleep here, you wont have to worry about most of that stuff.   “       she looks back at him, remembering just exactly what happened in the old times.    experiencing tommy in a way a lot of girls most likely have not;    the innocent intrusion of a teenage boy’s raging hormones.      she thought,   maybe this time--- now that she is older, more confident, and more attractive,   those dreams of tasting lips, tangling limbs,  and hearing the rough breath of a quick boy who ran with her heart can come true.       “   it’s probably a good idea to sleep in here, though.   “       her hair is still dripping but she doesn’t notice anything but the features on his face.    he definitely the only boy she’s truly comfortable being around. well, as comfortable as doreen can  be around a boy.    but she really just wants to  TOUCH  him,   and for him to touch her.    guess that’s what happens when you lack intimacy all your life.

[deathlesssavior-blog]

“Is that meant to make sense?” He questioned from his place near the door as he leaned casually against it with arms crossed over his chest. she was a sight to behold, but it wasn’t necessarily a good thing. In anything, he was concerned, especially as his eyes flicked toward the glass in her hand. “Because it sounds like rambling to me. Of course, I don’t do well with double negatives,” he said and attempted to shrug it off in a casual fashion. No criticism toward her, but definitely revealing how little he could do about it.

[squrrlgrl-blog]

           not a lot made sense.   she probably had a glass or two too many.   doreen was a little dizzy and just let her head press to the glass window,  eyes falling shut.        “   doesn’t MATTER.   just stay.   “          doreen says quietly.   it’s very possibly she will just sleep shortly.   or, she might have a terrible idea that, in her current state, sounds like a good option.        she twists herself around to look at llorenc, short legs dangling,  her toes don’t even touch the hard wood floor.         “   i can keep rambling, though.     i’m told i have a knack for it.   “

[squrrlgrl-blog]

❛ That is really amazing. That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I’d like to steal it. ❜

hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy meme   │   accepting !

                   doreen takes a moment to look around, studying her surroundings and even peter.    well, she can’t let him STEAL  anything.   no, that just wont do.   she sucks in her lower lip and crosses her arms.    there’s not really another alternative for this,   but she does give a slight nod to take note of his feelings.       “   why don’t you take a picture ?   “         she begins with her jokes,   grinning at him.       “    it’ll last longer.   “          though it was truly amazing,   what was before them.   too bad for peter, she’s NOT MORALLY CORRUPT.

[djarfliga-a-deactivated20170416]

Shit I’ve Heard at Work Starters

❝ DOWN BREAD! ❞ ❝ DOWN SELF-RESPECT! ❞ ❝ It’s not the lie that’s important, it’s who you tell the lie to. ❞ ❝ That’s sadder than emo! ❞ ❝ Isn’t that the one where Jesus is a tiger? ❞ ❝ Where the Hell is Puerto Rico? ❞ ❝ Goddamnit _____. ❞ ❝ Okay but WHAT IS cocktail sauce? ❞ ❝ I hate short people. ❞ ❝ Listen, if I wanted to make money I’d be a stripper. not a waitress. ❞ ❝ IT’S GOING DOWN. ❞ ❝ Okay, but did you see the manager twerking just now? ❞ ❝ Do you need anything? ❞ ❝ I need a miracle and half a bottle of vodka. ❞ ❝ THIS IS A CLASSY PLACE! WE HAVE CRAYONS. ❞ ❝ Who brought in the doughnuts? I owe them $5 and a blowjob. ❞ ❝ When are we not having a crisis though? ❞ ❝ I can’t be friends with someone who doesn’t like chocolate. I don’t need that negativity in my life. ❞ ❝ FUCK THIS LOBSTER. ❞ ❝ Gimme that potato ______, I need it for reasons. ❞ ❝ This man just had a seizure….. it wasn’t my fault. ❞ ❝ I just got hit on by this old man; I think he’s thinks this is a strip joint. ❞ ❝ I got 99 problems and this place is about 50 of them right now. ❞ ❝ It’s 9 AM and I’m already 10 tequila’s deep. ❞ ❝ Oh my god there’s pizza. ❞ ❝ If you make me a salad I’ll tell that woman to fuck off with it. ❞ ❝ Please don’t cry into the pasta; it makes it soggy. ❞ ❝ Save me. ❞ ❝ I need coffee. ❞ ❝ I need a nap. ❞ ❝ I need you to shut the fuck up. ❞ ❝ Daaaaamn. ❞ ❝ Alright, so next time try not to be a bitch and you should be fine. ❞ ❝ Oh fuck the door is closed, SHIT IS GOING DOWN. ❞ ❝ Who drew a dick on the bulletin board? ❞ ❝ No ma’am, mayonnaise isn’t a sauce, it’s an instrument. ❞ ❝ Space Jam is blaring in the background and I can’t even be mad about it.❞ ❝ NO SLAM DUNKING THE CHICKEN. ❞ ❝ I can’t eat this chicken, it isn’t funky enough. ❞ ❝ The lobby may or may not be flooded. ❞ ❝ Who turned out the lights? ❞ ❝ THE LOBSTERS ESCAPED. ❞ ❝ NOBODY PANIC. ❞ ❝ I never knew how much I hated people until just now. ❞ ❝ But you’re a people? ❞ ❝ I hate myself the most of out of all the people. ❞

[ask-meme-addicts]

❛ the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy ❜ sentence starters

❛ All the dolphins have ever done is muck about in the water having a good time. ❜

❛ Don’t panic. ❜

❛ Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? ❜

❛ Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? ❜

❛ Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space. ❜

❛ If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. ❜

❛ I’d far rather be happy than right any day. ❜

❛ This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ❜

❛ You’re turning into a penguin. Stop it. ❜

❛ No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all. ❜

❛ So long, and thanks for all the fish. ❜

❛ Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ❜

❛ If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it? ❜

❛ Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn’t previously aware of. ❜

❛ There’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out. ❜

❛ I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. ❜

❛ All through my life I’ve had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was. ❜

❛ Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. ❜

❛ Ow! My brains! ❜

❛ Blood… blood… blood… blood… ❜

❛ I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it! ❜

❛  My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first. ❜

❛ Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well. Are you all right? ❜

❛ Life! Don’t talk to me about life. ❜

❛ Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh god I’m so depressed. ❜

❛ The fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail. ❜

❛ Call that job satisfaction? ’Cause I don’t. ❜

❛ Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader’s Digest. They’ve got a page for people like you. ❜

❛ Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge? ❜

❛ Who is this God person anyway? ❜

❛ Hey, this is terrific! Someone down there is trying to kill us! ❜

❛  I’ll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled… until… until… until… until you’ve had enough. ❜

❛ That is really amazing. That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I’d like to steal it. ❜

❛ I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style. ❜

❛ You’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. ❜

❛ Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff. ❜

❛ It’s partly the curiosity, partly a sense of adventure, but mostly I think it’s the fame and the money. ❜

❛ It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level. ❜

[harleyquinzel]

allison argent meme » 2/2 funny moments

[darkmartyra]

@biestmodus

two word starters

“ don’t stop ”

“ please don’t ”

“ don’t shoot ”

“ give it ”

“ shut up ”

“ damn it! ”

“ stop it! ”

“ you’re crazy ”

“ that’s insane ”

“ get out! ”

“ don’t leave ”

“ i’m tired ”

“ that’s bad ”

“ be honest ”

“ be careful ”

“ be nice ”

“ you’re wrong ”

“ go home ”

“ watch it ”

“ fuck me ”

“ kiss me ”

“ we can’t… ”

“ we shouldn’t… ”

“ you’re perfect ”

“ that’s awful ”

[darkheartrockerr]

Flawless Women » Debby Ryan

[squrrlgrl-blog]

                          (   ♫   fire escape  —–  half moon run   )

              darkness wraps around doreen,   looking around her    EMPTY,   QUIET,  &   LONELY   apartment as it mocks her.   HAUNTS HER.    a half-empty wine glass linger around her fingers,   her small body curled in the large window sill,    watching over her beloved city.      she might have had a little too much----   who does she CARE anymore ??          “   hey, dark eyes,   “       she mutters, eyes closing as her forehead presses to the cold glass.        “   rest with me a while as i drift closer to sleep.   but still CANNOT-----  “       she stops,   downing the last bit of her wine, draping her arm over her knees.            “   still cannot find no peace.   “

@deathlesssavior          ❤’d   for a lyric starter

[squrrlgrl-blog]

           u should GIVE THIS A LIKE   for me to put my music on shuffle and write you a lyric starter !! bc i totally wanna do that rn…

[agentofspyral]

Sure, he was playing around, but Dick was still going to put some EFFORT into the kiss and he was REWARDED with the cute, flustered display from Doreen as a result.  In between kisses he mumbled, accent still intact.  ❝It’s Count Grayson to you…❞ Dick went even harder into the kiss, even grunting (though it wasn’t necessary), he just wanted to hear some HEAVY BREATHING.

Lips ventured from neck onto her delicate collarbone.  With such an over-aggressive effort, Dick was beginning to break character, mixing in a few CHUCKLES along with his grunts.  Though from experience, it still provided a rather STIMULATING sensation.  He would have Doreen melt at his fingertips….respectfully.

❝ Do you feel the DARKNESS corrupting  you? ❞ 

[squrrlgrl-blog]

              getting doreen all WORKED UP   wasn’t a difficult task.    and maybe richard could tell by  the swelling in her breath,    and the way her fingers began to loosen their grip on him.     her lashes fluttered, and her lids shut.     COUNT GRAYSON   clearly had the molten doreen at his dispense,   giggling and writhing like a helpless school girl----   anxious   to be TOUCHED.

         darkness was an unfamiliar state for doreen.    however,    she wouldn’t believe this  to be colored as DARKNESS.     her fingers danced up the back of his neck,    tracing  HARMLESS   patterns into his sensitive skin.       “   i don’t think...    “        she drifts,   fingers falling limp at the feeling of his lips on her collars.   her chest dips  closer to his,    as if she’s trying to speak a SECRET LANGUAGE----   asking for more.         “   i don’t think people call this feeling  DARKNESS,   count grayson.   “         she giggles at the use of the name,   eyes crinkling at the corners  from the absolute   RIDICULOUSNESS   of the situation.

[rcblion-blog]

          ❛  stop pretending life doesn’t  TERRIFY   you !  ❜

[squrrlgrl-blog]

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send 👌  if you dig doreen’s butt   │   accepting !

               there’s a moment of shock at first----  doreen didn’t really know how to reply.    it’s not as though she often gets comments such as these.    but richard tends to be one to hand her words of such direct content,   she just giggles breathlessly,   tucking her fingers under her thighs with what little nerves she’s letting show.        “   thanks,   richard.    that’s very SWEET  of you.   “

[squrrlgrl-blog]

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send 👌  if you dig doreen’s butt   │   accepting !

             “    that’s ---- !   “       there are suddenly flushed cheeks and doreen’s looking around for the fastest way out.       “   that’s very NICE of you.     i gotta go !   “

[squrrlgrl-blog]

                           (   ♫   bad girls  —–  blood orange  )

              there’s a smile on doreen’s lips.    one that’s FRIENDLY and WELCOMING,   as things usually are with doreen.     she senses things are wrong and she feels as though she should try to help out.      “   tell me, what’s wrong  ?   “          there was no way out for this girl now,   she was trapped by doreen’s SYMPATHY. 

@blvewinged         ❤’d   for a lyric starter

SEND ME 👌 IF YOUR MUSE THINKS MY MUSE HAS A NICE BUTT