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some1 : wow the sc.arlet witch is so hot what a milf

tommy : hey yeah please never speak around me again

#👟 › 〉 // ooc : hey there boys its ya demon !#mobile.#tbd.#i mean its True but #.. he doesnt wanna Hear it fjdjsjj

asilverblur

i’m freaking QUICKSILVER and you can eat my freaking dust!! // indie + selective + comics

#The Second Fastest Man Alive :-)#i Love my uncle #tag later.#mobile.

littlelovelymemes

* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’

#ive reblogged 3 memes in the past few days ..#ive answered none of them bUT ..#to be fair ive been working on my icons n such also working every day #im still gonna reblog this n i Beg for some bc honestly ??#this is my favorite meme ..#which billy out there gonna b the one to send me #’ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU ‘#bc im lAUGHING ! i will PAY u ..#👟 › 〉 // prompt : i gotta go to work for five minutes !#mobile.

lonerage-blog1

❛ HELL OR GLORY ❜

— I DON’T WANT ANYTHING IN BETWEEN

NOH-VARR, FORMER MARVEL ! est. Jan 8th, 2018

#i love one (1) alien #tag later.#mobile.

@wiccanwy replied to your post

I am RIGHT HERE

#wiccanwy #tbd.#sorry i dont know suddenly i cant read #billy kap.lan whomst???

goesfaster

some1 : tommy takes most after his uncle , quicksilver . me , an intellectual : tommy takes most after his grandfather , magneto .

#me : rereads my own headcanons #me : ugh ... Fucking Brilliant wtf #honestly i need to actually write a full hc post on this out #but it feels like a good time to bring back this post #before i go back to being mobile bound @ work #one of my favorite things is tht tommy didnt 100% believe #the scarl.et wi.tch was he & billy's mom #until erik showed up n was 'hello little grandbabies'#like he had his doubts then as soon as erik was there sayin it #he was like 'fuck well ill b damned i guess its true!!! fucking ma.gneto is saying it!!!! holy shit!!!!!'#ma.gneto : u can call me granddad #tommy : dear diary this is the coolest fucking day of my Life #👟 › 〉 // ooc : hey there boys its ya demon !#tbd.

@superiorvengeance replied to your post

Trying to preserve the favorite grandson spot?

maybe so

#superiorvengeance #tbd.#granddad if i had a bf id let u meet him #unlike Somebody #: ))))

bout 2 watch my granddad fuckin demolish my estranged android father whats up

#dash commentary.#tbd.#tommy vc : id root for my dad but also ive never met him?#so i guess im w/ granddad on this #visixnaryx #superiorvengeance

STAGNANT AMONG THE STARS . fast , but not near fast enough . the destinations were wonders but the travel was draining . impatience springs in one of his legs & the tap of his heel against the ship’s floor sounds out a rapid patter . he must’ve been sitting for hours now ! a glance downwards at his phone . IT’S BEEN TEN MINUTES . a flourish of wind & he’s standing now on one side of the room . another comes a few seconds later & he’s on the opposite side . PACING LIKE A CAGED ANIMAL . the uncomfortable feeling of containment washes over him & he makes quick work to swallow it . he looks to his company at the craft’s controls . one moment the ship is all noh has in front of him then , by the next , there’s a speedster sitting across his lap . ❝ hey ------ how much longer ‘til we get ... y’know , somewhere ? ❞

i. ------ * @lonerage / liked .

#lonerage #👟 › 〉 // v001 : world’s fastest !#👟 › 〉 // arc002 : keep on moving !#look u said gay so my brain apparently said #put him in his lap #n now here we r #hes not even tryin to b like coy or anything he just wanted noh's attention #just showin up n takin a seat n just 'when can i get out of this space craft'#anyway i wrote this half awake so idk how it is but #know that i ? Love u

i haven't been following you for long but i love your blog already. bless ur icons i'm gonna stan?

#prodigyn #👟 › 〉 // ooc : hey there boys its ya demon !#👟 › 〉 // ask : i knocked but nobody answered !#shut up this was so sweet i didnt see it until i got on my laptop #my phone didnt tell me i had any new asks wtf #i love yOU ? BACK ? n forever

recoloring dark hair to be white is ,, hell .

#as was readjusting my psd for my fc rather than comic icons #this tiny icon took me 20 years #its a good thing i have Nothing to do this weekend bc #icons are all my ass is gonna be doin #👟 › 〉 // ooc : hey there boys its ya demon !#tbd.#in the meantime im gonna let u all kno rn tht #until i have some more im gonna do a lot of iconless stuff

wanda learning this is bad enough but could y’all imagine how pissed ma.gneto would be if he learned that his grandson was imprisoned for losing control of his powers on accident & then, while imprisoned, was experimented & tested on like some kinda lab rat in attempt to turn him into a living weapon ???

#👟 › 〉 // ooc : hey there boys its ya demon !#mobile.#me : remembers tommy attacking & attempting to kill the prison staff/guards #with no fucking mercy #outta sheer anger for what was done to him #me : alao remembers that tommy takes so much after his grandfather esp when it comes to his anger #me; wiping away a tear : Nice ..#tbd.

starter call !

#me : lookin @ all the icons i gotta do n everything on my blog i gotta fix #me : hmmmmmmmmm i a Starter Call is a good plan 🤔#👟 › 〉 // ooc : hey there boys its ya demon !#mobile.

need 2 make a longer Offical hc post abt this but for right now !! just letting u all know tht tommy only sleeps for about 2 - 3 hours on average every night. this is bc of the fact tht time is real fucked up for him so that feels like a longer period of time to him than it does everybody else !

#he up at like 4am everyday #he also kicks n turns n twitches in his sleep a ton #He Is Never Still #👟 › 〉 // ooc : hey there boys its ya demon !#mobile.#tag later.#to.mmy sh.eph.erd is actually a morning person !!!#the more u kno