surprise bitch

[theweirdwideweb]

[slightmood]

ah yes, tumblr drama. it reminds me of the hunt

[maniacaltoaster]

I don’t even remember what happened in this episode. I just remember that guy saying that line, and getting more and more energetic every time.

[mercurialmilk]

a very sexy thing:

when the subtitles tells you the name of the song that’s playing 

[bedbugbiting]

My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!”

It was this:

[ohevoyev]

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

[ohevoyev]

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

[nicole-kidman]

[daistarri]

[kitsune-tails]

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

[later-tots]

And now, the weather.

[falcaomagistral]

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

[mollyscribbles]

[supermusicallee]

,,produced by Jake Gyllenhaal

[420moshdad]

do birds ever get sad that they dont have arms

[thereisaclevernamehere]

Do you ever get sad you don’t have wings

[420moshdad]

every day :/

[typhlonectes]

2 excellent photos of Caribbean Reef Squid (Sepioteuthis sepioidea)

T - Bari Reef, Bonaire (photo: Betty Wills)

B - La Fague, Cap-Haitien, Haiti (photo: Nick Hobgood)

[hannahvardit]

that take-out is going to be freezing by the time it gets home.

[dickgreyson]

imagine steve being like “man i really want indian tonight” but he cant bc america still wont let non whites immigrate, so he’s stuck w food w/o flavour

[dickgreyson]

steve: pad see ew tonight babe?

peggy: what the fuck is that

steve:

[dickgreyson]

bucky, having a sushi feast for lunch every day:

[thigm0taxis]

Bucky: checking out all the food trucks and enjoying the new Korean/Mexican Fusion trend

Steve: 

[kaijuno]

When engineers make paper airplanes

[anagramofbrat]

whaaaaaaaaaat look at this floaty chubby plane boi I love him

[buffysummers]

[bitchesgetriches]

911 I just witnessed a murder

[hhsdfghggdhdfhdfh5u666666666666]

cock and ball nurture

[saiaku]