Butt+

My name is Patrick Hogan. I'm sometimes a journalist. The name of the blog is pronounced "butt-plus."

[davidmalki]

If necessity is the mother of invention, then it tracks that invention is the big ol' kid, dropped off at the pool, of necessity

Wondermark #1586; In which a Deuce is Cubed

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[flashcs5]

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[fandomfishbish]

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[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

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[higgsbison]

happy glorious 25th of may

[feyd-meowtha]

my audience after i alienate them

[phillip-bankss]

kofi request: "Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3 discovering iPhones and Instagram and using 1000 filters for a selfie"

[courtesycalling]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[toxicmp3]

he had to ask the audience

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[not100bees]

I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.

[srolhogan]

Elton John: but the biggest kick I ever got was getting rescued by my crocodile mom

[puppybotz]

me after I uhhhh after I uhmmmmm after i

[srolhogan]

cherry popsicle

[not100bees]

I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way