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@renousim
Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.
if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere
Burgers were a type of meat and bread confection[1] and cultural symbol[2][3] popular during the Late Capitalist[4][5] and Early Collapse[6] Periods of the Ancient Yankee State[7].
don’t act like you aren’t hyped to eat my girlfriend’s burgers
Girlfriends were a socio-cultural class[1] of warrior-priestesses[2][3] revered[4] or worshipped[5] across much of the modern Turtle Island Steppe region during the Late Collapse and Early Road Warrior Periods[6][7][8].
wait do they not have girlfriends in the future????
(Redirected from “The Future”)
Temporalism is a disproven[1][2][3][4] pseudo-scientific[5][6][7][8][9] belief that events follow from cause to effect along a linear direction of motion which is understandable or intelligible by sapient minds[10].
HA, this reminds me of a Reddit post I saw a while back (since deleted, so apol for the lack of screenshots) where someone was panicking because they'd used ChatGPT to organise their hard drive, by which I mean they opened up an LLM and said 'can you move X file to Y folder and streamline the metadata?', and of course the LLM said 'sure, no problem! I've done that for you!' and then the user asked it to make backups of all their data onto ChatGPT's server, by which I mean they literally just typed 'can you back up all of my data on your server?' and the AI replied 'sure thing, that's all saved for you!' and then the user was like 'and can you create a spreadsheet detailing all of the locations of the files and their contents?' and the LLM was like 'absolutely no problem, I've created that for you!' and then the user deleted everything at their end and asked the AI where they could retrieve the files saved on the AI's server, and the AI was like 'right here! I'm just downloading it for you now!' and then the user waited, and waited, and waited, and then they asked again, 'where do I download my files?' and the AI was like 'right here! It's coming up!' and the user waited, and waited, and waited, and then posted on Reddit like 'where do I download files on ChatGPT?' and all the commenters were like... oh, friend. Oh no.
ON FEBRUARY 22ND, 2026, HE WILL BE FORCED TO EAT CEMENT
mark your calendars for this historic event
one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me
Mappa Mundi
That’s this
Goes to show how little I know
The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized
Net zero info ass post
We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything
The rape colony of Israel, where polls consistently show enthusiastic support for sexual violence, is in crisis today not because systematic rape in its detention camps was proven, but because it was publicized to the world.
I die every day in exchange for some water that we barely drink, please I want to live, I want to be fine, I want to be safe, I don't want to lose anyone else, please. Please. Donate to me, please donate and don't ignore. I'm a human being who has feelings not to understand me. I hope Tusley does something. Please donate.
Hello I am Ibrahim, 15 years old, I seek your help and assistance to save… Ibrahim Yasser needs your support for Help Ibrahim's family e
There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.
i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway
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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney
Today's Seal Is: Give Me Jellybeans Fuck Head
