Blood, sweat, determination, trains.

Modder, game developer. Made that horrible, horrible mod that replaces dragons with Thomas the Tank Engine. Personally wielded the javelin that killed god.

[trainwiz]

Got my ghost train motorized. Unfortunately, it derailed.

[underspacegame]

Underspace - Version 1.53.0: Public Multiplayer Beta - Steam News

It's time for multiplayer!

Our multiplayer beta is now public! Mostly to stress test servers and expand the number of people playing, because I want to see just how much our master server can take before exploding. To celebrate this inevitable exploding, the game is also on sale!

[trainwiz]

So the game's reached a 1.0 state for feature stuff, it's just voice acting, bugfixing, and content reactivation that's gotta be done now. Lord if that won't be an endeavor.

[trainwiz]

Finally, Morrowind is playable.

[googieghoul]

kofi

[trainwiz]

Me, seeing a new city being shown off in Tamriel Rebuilt: God I can't wait to rob everyone here.

[trainwiz]

Sadly i don't think I'll be able to merge my lego Alduin with my lego Thomas the Tank Engine, on account of Thomas needing to fix on a shelf and on account of the lego Alduin dragon having a two foot fucking wingspan that doesn't fit on a normal shelf. Thanks Todd.

[trainwiz]

You turned the train into a soyjak.

Anon.

Anon....

[trainwiz]

Screaming magic trains, the kind that Reman Cyrodiil would be proud of, are coming to Skyrim.

[trainwiz]

What do you think of the proposal to replace the trains in the London tube with dozens of packs of roving werewolves?

It sounds like you really just want to get fucked by a werewolf on a subway, be honest.

[trainwiz]

Why is the horse show on in the background

Why do you always seize on the least interesting detail. There's gay horses but you completely ignore the hand-stitched Robert Fallout House doll sitting on a pink bratz chair next to a Willy Wonka Candy Nerd wearing a black thong? What is the matter with you?

You've no ability to sense whimsy and I pray that some clown god takes pity on you one day and humors my prayers.

[trainwiz]

Same blanket, same temperature, same position. Yet the smart black one experiences existential terror while the stupid orange one only has utter bliss.

Proof that life is a matters of perspectives.

[uesp]

Someone recently got Morrowind working in Fallout 4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw1J0lGUeoo

[trainwiz]

Fun fact: You can also run Fallout 4 in OpenMW.

So you could play Fallout 4 inside Fallout 4.

[trainwiz]

Finally, Morrowind is playable.

[trainwiz]

My wife, finding about about Ahnassi in the same instance she finds out Bethesda passed on another Obsidian Fallout: "Oh so Todd will let us fuck a cat but he won't let us go to New Orleans? Typical."

[trainwiz]

Dear Mr. Trainwizard

Please voice every character in your game.

Best wishes, Anonymous Tumblr User.

Give me 230k and I won't misuse it, honest. You can trust me with your budget.

[trainwiz]

If I have any regrets it's probably not going all in on the half-truth that my game is made by a single developer. Might help put things in context for some gamers.

[trainwiz]

"Why does this game not look as good at this other game with a four million dollar budget made by a hundred people across two studios?" Because I am only one person. "Why do the four million words in this game not have support for fourteen other languages?" Because I am only one person.

"Why is this game not keeping to its original early access schedule?" Because I am only one person.

"Why does this game not have full voice acting?" Because I am only one person.

"Why are you not maintaining multiple official multiplayer servers???" Because I am only one person.

"Why does this game not support my Dickstick 3000 HOTAS Arby's Edition (only 20 were ever made)." Because I am only one person.

"Why do you not post every single progress update to four hundred other social media sites? I refuse to process information unless it's presented to me on Farthole or GrandmaForum." Because I am only one person.

[trainwiz]

If I have any regrets it's probably not going all in on the half-truth that my game is made by a single developer. Might help put things in context for some gamers.