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so my school was giving out free shirts

"They should be good servants…"

Christopher Columbus, October 12, 1492 in his journal, the very first day of contact with Native Americans (Arawaks). (via knowledgeequalsblackpower)

may this motherfucker and all like him burn in everlasting flame

(via lifeforliberation)

wtfniceguys

please remember, whenever you complain about a girl “friendzoning you”, that you “were so nice and you deserve it” or that she “owes” you, you are proposing an alternative where she is obligated to date you and her consent/choice doesn’t matter.

thebicker

Do you know if there are any petitions going around that are hoping to stop Congress' pay during the shutdown?

Yup!

thebicker

Hi folks. This is actually a personal request from me for your help. My uncle’s beloved Min Pin, Chloe, went missing on Monday. She was last seen in South Pasadena at the corner of Claremont and Garfield. Chloe is 13 years old, weighs six pounds, and was last seen wearing a collar and harness. My uncle loves her dearly and is absolutely heartbroken over losing her. I usually don’t put anything personal on here, but it would mean the world to him if he got Chloe back, so. If you could reblog this - or keep an eye out for her if you live in LA - I would really, truly appreciate it. Thank you!

siriuslybenaddicted

I’m not sorry for the amount of scrolling u just had to do. If only i could have made it longer… wow feckload of tags, hopefully someone will discover my work of art ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

cor-aeterna-deactivated20150121

moriarty oh my gosh I can’t stop LAUGHING

srslyjk

Always reblog

gifthescreen

corgiandapsofriend

AND she’s really nice! She waved to me because there was a small group of us watching the goings on on the set of American Hustle.

calvinthecorgi

Yes, I’m a big fan too, she’s my favorite, for many reasons.

srslyjk

Love her <3

iraffiruse

srslyjk

the sarcasm in this post is almost touchable

Lol forever

tastefullyoffensive

thefuuuucomics

Guys With Fancy Lady Hair

doodlebuggy

Tips for dealing with Designers:

1: Don’t belittle the skill and effort it takes to make designs.

2: Don’t assume you can do what we spent years trainings to do just because you took one class in high school or college way back when. (unless you’re a prodigy)

3: Don’t expect good results from vauge, unrealistic requests.

4: Don’t try to worm your way out of paying when its clear you can. (charities excluded)

Now I realize some people not might realize what they are saying is rude and I am willing to forgive your ignorance, but if you talk like this to a designer you are a jerk.

For the folks over at Clientsfromhell.net whose horror stories (submitted by anonymous designers, photographers and other various professions both creative and not) have inspired this comic. This comic is for you.

jimhines

carmy-w

Reblogged for SO MUCH DAMN TRUTH

afunnyfeminist

Oh hey a triple bind.

hastopee

Okay, before I fall into an endless sleep, which I justly deserve, I must tell a wonderful story. My little brother, Patrick, attended his FIRST EVER COMIC BOOK CONVENTION in Chicago this past weekend. He had only one thing on his list of things to do, which he took money out of his savings account for. His item was John Barrowman’s autograph and a picture. When we got to the autograph signing area, Mr. Barrowman was out at a panel but would be back in half an hour. Patrick wanted to wait in the yellow tape area so he could be close tot he front of the line when he got back. I stood with him and told him it would be a long wait, as past experience had shown me. We waited, and Patrick chatted with virtually every nice Whovian in line. He was quite popular as the cutie patootie who loved his Sonic screwdriver noises. We eventually waited about 35 mins give or take before John returned to his booth. I carefully read the price lists and noticed that …there was no listing for photos with John. I asked one of the volunteers working the line and he told me that there was no photos allowed and that if Patrick wanted a photo with John he’d have to go to this special event called Photo-0Op, which was an extra charge I can’t remember how much right now but it was out of our price range after the autograph. Patrick was nervouse as all get out when we finally got to the front and chose the photo we wanted signed by John. I introduced Patrick to him and Patrick said, I’m the 4th Doctor! (He was wearing the scarf and hat) John was very nice to Patrick though he was suddenly unable to talk to “Captain Jack”. I asked him, as he was signing the photo; “I’m sorry to bother you, but we’re only here for today and we can’t make the photo-op because he’s out of money, would it be possible to take a quick picture of him with you here?” John Barrowman looked at Patrick and smiled; “Sure, real quick.” Then something extra crazy happened on top of this nice gesture. He grabbed my hand and slipped me back the money we’d paid for the autograph ($35-$40 Can’t remember because TIRED) I was stunned. I didn’t know what to say. He then slipped out form behind the booth and said nicely to everyone in line “THE ONLY EXCEPTION!” And pointed to Patrick, who was freaking out a little. He asked a guy to hold our bags to make sure it was a nice picture and I captured this wonderful moment. He then whispered to Patrick “Go get yourself something nice.” He smiled and patted him on the shoulder as we thanked him and hurried away from the line. JOHN BARROWMAN IS A SAINT AND I LOVE HIM FOR MAKING THIS THE BEST CONVENTION EVER FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER!!!

srslyjk

:')