All Aboard!!!

I like boats dude. Fascist/Bigots/Terfs/etc can all kindly fuck right off.

[ss-wingman]

Rules

Howdy, all, Wing is here with a couple rules. Please read through them, if you don’t mind.

For now, I only write for parts 1-5. 

My ask box is always open. Even if requests are closed, don't be afraid to pop on in to say hi or just throw in some random silliness.

I feel more comfortable with headcanons than I do scenarios, but I’m open to both. For the time being, I am limiting things to only HCs. Once I get my head on straight, maybe I’ll change this again.

[NEW] I will not be taking any angst based request: specifically those involving death, break-ups, depression and other mental illnesses, insecurities, etc. If it’s not too bad, I may fill it out, but I will be deleting any new angsty requests I get.

Not a requirement, but being specific helps since I don’t have to do a whole lot of guesswork. Just asking for a short s/o or a shy s/o just isn't really a lot to go off of. Multiple personality traits or scenarios make things more fun for both my readers and me as the writer.

A similar point I want to make, asking "would they like an s/o who is (insert race/body type/vague temperament here)..." There answer is yes. Your fave loves you unconditionally. It's kind of awkward writing those b/c the answer is yes and I'm not always sure how to write 'yes' 7-9 different ways. We're all about self-indulgence and feel goods over, here.

Understand that there are a lot of things my knowledge is limited on. Things like dysphoria and such. It could take longer depending on the thing and how much research I have to do on a given topic. Please be as specific as you feel necessary or comfortable with disclosing.

Use my headcanons as you please. Personal rps, ask/rp blogs, etc… I don’t own these characters and I’m just having fun. BUT if it’s anything that’s really specific to me or my blog, I’d appreciate at least a little credit. OR just give whatever I posted a like and I'll get the idea.

I will not write anything pertaining to COVID-19 or quaranteening. I am not in the mental or emotional state for that.

Regarding NSFW: I don’t really write NSFW material. Moderately lewd things are OK (boob hugs and stuff like that), but anything along the lines of actual sex is a no. Certain topics I am less comfortable with than others

Things I typically will not write:

Explicit descriptions of sexual activities or mentions of genitalia

Abuse [substance, familial, etc]

Incest or pedophilic ships. Absolutely no romantic or sexual relationships between minors and characters 18 and over.

Anything nsfw or lewd at all with minors at all. No, I do not age-up characters. I do not feel comfortable writing about the sex-lives of teens, even those of age and with same-aged individuals.

Non/Dub-Con

Yandere

One night stands. I keep getting a lot of requests for these despite asking for people to stop requesting it. It just isn’t something I want to write about.

Anything involving Stroheim, Angelo [Anjuro Katagiri] or J. Geil/Centerfold

Loss or death of a pet/child/minor OR Cruelty towards or harm to animals/children/minors. Same rules for pregnant characters. I will not write anything in which a pet, young child or pregnant person gets killed or severely injured.

Cheating, as in any situations in which the reader or their chosen F/O(s) are cheated on or do the cheating. I just hate it.

Remember, your fictional fave loves you. Unconditionally

These rules are subject to change as I go and learn where I really want to draw some lines. I can and will say no/ignore anything that bothers me, especially repeat offenses.

[kujainvidiata]

I finally did draw them together:

THE GOTH GANGSTERS

Under the cut are other versions of the artwork

[ss-wingman]

Hope you're doing well, wherever you are <3

I'm chilling on bed with my cat rn.

Hope you're doing well, yourself, kind stranger ty <4

[valtsv]

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

[ss-wingman]

Can I request for Risotto Illuso and Pesci with the youngest recruit being very aggressive and emotional driven on missions

Sorry these are short and a little awkward. I’m a bit rusty.

Risotto

Risotto has certain standards from his team. He’s far from a micromanager, but it’s important to him that his teammate know how to control themselves and their emotions. You have a job that needs to be done and it needs to be done right with at least some degree of care. Much like with Ghiaccio, he rarely lets them on missions on their own; a more competent member is always with you to ensure no screw-ups.

He likes to be a good example for his team. Calm, cool, aloof. Self-control is important. You can’t let your emotions get in the way of doing your job and doing it right. It takes a lot of care, precision, and tact to be a proper hitman. Things you don’t have if your emotions are clouding your judgement. He only gives one warning about keeping yourself together. The last thing he wants is anyone getting themselves killed or caught on his watch; not just for your own sake, but the sake of the team, as well.

Illuso

“A” for enthusiasm; “F” for everything else. To be a good hitman, you have to put yourself above petty emotions like rage, says the pettiest of them all. He loves giving unwanted advice to people, so do expect a lot of taunting and pointers. “Calm down.” “Don’t be so careless.” “Have you tried yoga?” Annoying as he is, he’s been in the game much longer and sometimes knows what he’s talking about.

He doesn’t like being put on what he calls “baby-sitting” duty. He feels your too sloppy and take your jobs way too personally. Unfortunately, Risotto does it often to help keep you from getting yourself in trouble. He’s sometimes considers just leaving you to your own devices, but figures it’d look bad on him if he let you off yourself due to your own recklessness.

Pesci

Pesci is equal parts worried for you and scared of you. He’s been on the wrong end of bad tempers before and never likes it. Prosciutto is always telling him to be more assertive, but also warns him about being too emotional. You seem to get the job done, though, so should he really complain?

He’s never really been on a hit with just you by yourselves, save for one time. He was supposed to be in charge, but you’re much stronger personality took things over. He was just barely able save both your skins when you picked a fight bigger than either of you were ready for. Not a day he likes to talk about much.

[bunnywritings]

For the Valentine's Day Event, could you do #65 with Johnny J.?

65. “You didn’t deserve that… You deserve so much better.”

It was uncommon for Johnny to talk about his past. You never pried or ask invasive questions; you figured he would talk to you about it when he was ready to. Even if he was never ready to talk about it, you wouldn't mind. You would hate for him to feel pressured to bring up those bad memories. Everyone has their demons, some worse than others, and it would be rude to make people speak about them when they weren't ready.

One night, you and Johnny were winding down after a long day. Gyro had already gone to bed, leaving the two of you to yourselves. The two of you sat by the campfire in silence, not speaking a word. It started as a comfortable silence, but after a while it grew awkward. Johnny suddenly began to frown, and seemed to be lost in thought. He stared at the fire with a scowl on his face, and after what felt like ages, he finally spoke.

"You know, I wasn't always like this," he began. You looked at him, confused, before he gestured to his legs.

He began to tell you the story of how he became paralyzed. You learned that he had been shot in the spine while waiting to see a play, and that all his friends abandoned him after the incident. That last part really shocked you; how could anyone just leave Johnny behind? Sure, he could be a bit grouchy sometimes, but underneath his stony exterior was a sweet, kindhearted man. He cared deeply about you and Gyro, and the two of you cared about him too.

Well, to say you cared about him was an understatement. Over the course of the race, you had begun to develop feelings for him. How could anyone not fall in love with him? He was handsome, funny, and caring. His sarcastic quips always made you laugh, and you always caught yourself staring at him when he wasn't looking.

Of course, you didn't have to be in love with someone to care about them. Before anything else, he was your friend, and friends are supposed to look after their friends.

When Johnny finished talking, you were at a loss for words. How were you supposed to respond to what he said? You couldn't put your feelings into words. You were overwhelmed with emotions; sadness, concern, and most of all, love. You were inspired by Johnny; despite all the hardships he endured, he kept going, despite all odds. His perseverance was one of the things you admired most about him - it takes a lot of strength to bounce back from such an incident.

Eventually, you found your words. “You didn’t deserve that… you deserve so much better,” you said, rising to your feet.

"You don't have to feel bad for m-" Johnny began. He was cut off as you rushed forward and gave him a tight hug.

"You aren't alone anymore," you said, blinking through tears. "I'll always be here for you no matter what."

[bunnywritings]

for the event, 42 + ghiacchio (can’t spell), if you don’t write for him though it’s alright!! xx

42. “I remember when we first met…”

You met Ghiaccio under unfortunate circumstances. You had been walking home late at night after a long day at work and happened to walk by a shady alleyway. You heard weird noises coming from it and turned around to go investigate it. Much to your shock, you saw a man who was frozen to death - an odd sight to see in the summer - and a man with blue hair looming over him. Just as the blue-haired man was turning around to look at you, you ran away as fast as you could back to your apartment.

Within a week, you got a knock on your door. A blonde man in a black suit forced his way inside and quietly closed the door behind him. Your heart sank as he delivered the news that what you had seen that night was a mob hit, and that you had two choices. You could either join Passione, or you would be exterminated. You made the obvious choice to join the mafia in order to spare your own life.

Your stand was powerful enough that you were assigned to join the infamous hitman team, La Squadra. Your first day on the job was an eventful one; you were ushered over to the team's hideout by the same blonde man you met before and were introduced to them all. Your first impressions were mixed; you found Risotto and Prosciutto intimidating, but thought Illuso, Pesci, and Formaggio were friendly enough. The man who really caught your attention, however, was the scowling man with blue hair. You immediately recognized him as the guy you had seen in the alleyway.

You got along fairly well with the rest of the team, but you held a grudge against Ghiaccio - after all, he was the reason you were in this mess to begin with. You hated the way he blew up at his teammates and was rude to everyone he talked to. Over time, though, you noticed something strange; you were almost never on the receiving end of his ire. You later learned that he felt bad for getting you into this situation.

Ghiaccio was surprisingly gentle with you; whenever you were sent on a mission with him, he was more patient with you than he was with his other teammates. Despite your anger with him, you couldn't help but feel safe in his presence. He always protected you and kept you out of harms way, even getting hurt in the process sometimes.

Over time, your anger began to soften into something else. You began to notice how handsome he was; underneath his blue curls was a chiseled jawline and piercing dark eyes. You started to spend more time with him in between missions, and eventually, he asked you out on a date. One date turned into two, then three, and before you knew it you were in a committed relationship with him - at least, as much of a committed relationship as you could have in your line of work. Your teammates would pick on the two of you, and though Ghiaccio would always yell at them for it, you paid them not mind. Their opinions on your relationship didn't matter to you; all that mattered was your love for your boyfriend.

One night, you were watching a movie with Ghiaccio. You sat next to him, your head on his shoulder and his arm around your waist. You weren't really paying attention to the movie, thoughts swirling around in your head. You couldn't stop thinking about how far the two of you had come. You went from hating Ghiaccio to being his lover in just a few months, but it felt like you had known him forever. That was how comfortable you were with him.

The movie eventually ended, and the two of you sat there on the couch in a comfortable silence. After a short while, you decided to voice your thoughts.

“You know, I remember when we first met…” you started. Ghiaccio looked over at you, a questioning look on his face.

"I was so scared when I saw what happened in the alley. I was even more scared when Prosciutto came to my apartment and forced me to join Passione," you continued. "But in the end, I'm kind of glad it happened."

"Why is that?" Ghiaccio asked. He couldn't imagine why you were glad you had to join the mafia.

"Because it led me to you. I'm happy we got to meet." You smiled, and yawned. It was getting late, and in your sleepiness you felt a bit loopy.

Ghiaccio rolled his eyes, but you could tell he appreciated your words. "Okay, okay. I get what you mean."

[bunnywritings]

hello can i get a #41 with Gyro Zeppeli? Thank you!

It was a miracle that Gyro had survived the fight with Funny Valentine. When the two of them clashed, it looked as if he was done for; in fact, he almost succumbed to his injuries. Had it not been for Johnny intervening at the last second, he surely would have perished. He was rushed to a hospital, where his wounds were tended to.

After the race, Johnny wanted to find some sense of normalcy in both his life and that of Gyro. He and Johnny had moved in together, in a house bought by the latter. Johnny originally had let his friend live with him so he would have a comfortable space to recover in. He hired doctors to give him care round the clock. Even as he slowly started to recover, Johnny never forced Gyro to move out. They had an unbreakable bond, and their friendship was stronger than anything the world had ever seen.

When you first met Gyro, he looked a bit worse for wear. He walked slowly, hobbling around with a cane in his hand. You weren't one to judge; after all, why should you? Though he was a bit young, it wasn't uncommon to see people of any age using walking sticks. You figured he had contracted some sort of illness that caused him to walk strangely.

He had ventured into a tavern you frequented and ordered a beer. He caught your eye immediately; though he seemed somewhat sickly, he was strikingly handsome. He noticed you staring at him and threw you a wink; at that point, you knew you were a goner. He had grabbed his beer and made his way over to your table, sitting down across from you. He struck up a conversation with you, and you were quite happy to have someone to talk to. In the back of your mind, you couldn't help but wonder why he seemed so unhealthy; however, you knew it would be rude to ask, so it never came up in conversation.

You made plans to meet up with him again later that week, and one date turned into two, then three, and so on. Before you knew it, he became your boyfriend.

When Gyro no longer needed help from his doctors, you made the offer for him to move in with you. It had been almost a year since you had met him, so it seemed only natural for you to offer. Of course, it was usually deemed improper for unmarried couples to live together, at least by the general public anyway. You didn't care, though; who you did care about was Gyro, and you wanted to give him a new place to live so he wouldn't have to rely on Johnny.

Your living arrangements were modest; you lived in a rather small house in a little village. Despite this, Gyro was more than happy to move in. He didn't hesitate to make himself at home, which you were grateful for. You had been worried that the first week or so would be awkward, but to your relief, they were anything but. You enjoyed Gyro's company, and he seemed to enjoy yours as well.

The two of you only grew closer from there. You confided in him that your parents had died years before; they had been old, so their deaths didn't come as a shock to you. They had left you their house, which was the very same one the two of you were living in then. Though you were open about your past, Gyro wasn't as eager to open up. You never pried; though you were curious about it, you never wanted to make him uncomfortable.

One night, as Gyro was changing into his pajamas, you noticed a number of scars littering his torso. Prior to this event, he had never changed clothes in front of you before, so this revelation came as a shock.

Concerned, you rushed over and placed a hand on his shoulder. He looked down at you, startled; he was unaware that you had been watching him. He quickly tried to cover them up, but you pushed his hands away.

"Let me see your scars," you said, holding his hands in yours. You worriedly glanced over his chest, noticing just how many marks were on his skin.

As you gazed at his marred torso, you couldn't help but wonder why it looked that way. "What happened?"

He paused for a moment, his usual confident demeanor wavering, before sighing. "I... got in a fight, and it left me with these scars."

From there, Gyro confided in you what happened. He told you about the race, and his fight with Funny Valentine. He admitted that he was lucky to have escaped with his life, and that it wouldn't have happened had Johnny not come to his rescue.

"I know that sounds weak of me, but it's true," he said sheepishly. He wouldn't meet your gaze, instead looking down at the floor. He was worried you would judge or think less of him.

"You don't sound weak at all! Despite everything that happened to you, you're still here. That takes a lot of resilience." You wrapped your arms around him and held him tightly. He fell silent, and after a long moment, you released him from your grasp. You looked up at him, a small smile gracing your face.

"I'm so happy that you made it this far. I'll always love you, scars and all."

[ss-wingman]

Happy new year to you as well!! I hope the new year brings you recovery and good health 🥺💜

Awe thank you <3

May 2022 bring you best of luck and good cheer ❤

[ss-wingman]

I give my best of new years wishes to everyone in these trying times.

[ss-wingman]

2 random HCs you have for each Jojo? Preferably light-hearted lol

Jonathan

1 – He has one heck of a sweet tooth. Chocolate isn't the only treat he'd love, it was just his favorite. He's had to rewrite so many research papers because he'd accidentally get some sort of jam or chocolate smudged on it.

2 – Once his father had learned of his son's heartbreak after Erina left, Jorge tried to arrange for Jonathan to wed another woman, but things didn't work out. Jonathan was adamant he'd see Erina again, so the engagement was cut off.

Joseph

1 – Kept the Tequila outfit for as long as time would allow. He only ever occasionally broke it out for parties and was convinced it was a riot.

2 – He and Suzie were insufferable during their honeymoon phase. They had just the worst, cheesiest nicknames for each other and could hardly be separated once Joseph recovered.

Jotaro

1 – As a little kid, and even now, Jotaro idolized Lisa Lisa. She was the coolest person he'd ever met and he wanted to be just like her when he grew up.

2 – He and Polnareff kept in contact for a long time. The two did drift apart as they got busier dealing with the remnants of Dio's influence and the stand arrows, but they were very close. There were even a few years where Polnareff spent holidays at the Joestar residence. Even as Jotaro sank himself more into his work and tried to avoid family gatherings, Polnareff would pull him out of hiding to take a break and enjoy the good things in life.

Josuke

1 – Josuke first “met” Crazy Diamond, he panicked. He tried to show his mom, but in his panic, it had caused her to accidentally burn herself. Crazy Diamond quickly healed the wound. Both were very confused, especially since Tomoko couldn't even see the stand. After several similar instances of Crazy fixing some things around the home, they got used to the strange presence and Josuke's “special gift”.

2 – He went through a phase of wanting to be an actual superhero for a good year or so, just like the cartoons. He had a name, a costume based off of Crazy Diamond, and everything. It eventually passed as he got older, but you know Tomoko still has pictures.

Giorno

1 – Giorno doesn't have much vampire blood in him, given the body, Dio was using at the time was still mostly Jonathan, but since we do see Giorno physically resemble Dio more as he grows, it's safe to say he has some. His skin gets very red in the Sun and he's become much more of a night owl.

2 – Even though he and Trish don't really get to spend that much time together, they always make sure they set aside at least one day a month specifically to hang out, along with Mista and Fugo. Usually, it's a spa day to de-stress, but also they go shopping or catch a film or do dinner, too.

[ss-wingman]

Hello Hello- I'm the Anon that requested that Vampire!Reader with the DIUGang and I wanted to say!! Thank you so much!!! They were a very fun and interesting read. 📚😊

Tha k you so much!

I feel like my writing has been lacking lately but im glad you enjoyed them. If you want me to do more hcs with a more romantic edge since I kinda neglected that part just sat the word

[ss-wingman]

hey ^^ im not going to request anything, though I rly do enjoy ur writing very much

just wanted to know whether ur feeling alright, at least for now? I’ve read that you’ve been sick for a year… ima went through same crap with covid, so i feel u

anyways, i hope that u are feeling much better. If not, it’ll pass and everything will be good again like it should be 🌼

Thank you so much for the concern, dear anon.

I have been getting steadily better since my last update. I have more energy than I used to. The worst part, right now, is the pain and still frequent coughing fits. My doctor says physical therapy might help with the former and, after a year of "just wait it out. you'll get better eventually", it feels nice to have a "next step"/"here's what you can do to get better". I've had good and bad weeks before but I'm really hoping this current upward curve sticks and that by the middle/end of next year I'll be back to my old self.

All my love an best wishes to anyone and everyone suffering from aftereffects from Covid, from the Vaccine, ME/CFS, etc. It sucks hard.

[ss-wingman]

Hihi-! I was wondering if I could request something for Part 4's DIUGang? Reader is normally a member of their group, until they uncharacteristically start not showing up to school/work or responding to texts. When confronted about it, they realize someone nefarious has gotten ahold of a Stone Mask and turned them into a vampire! (Platonic or Romantic)

Feel free to toss if you're not interested! Thank you. 😊

This got a little longer than expected

- Needless to say that with the past events still very fresh in their minds, the gang are all on very high alert when you suddenly go MIA. One day is fine - maybe you're just sick or something - but after day two they're all swarming your place to check on you.

- You're huddled in your room, curtain closed, and staring at what you could make of your reflection in your phone screen. You couldn't see it in any mirrors or silverware, but you could sort of make out what you looked like in on the dark screen as you contemplated whatever it was you had become. You didn't know what was worse: the fangs that hurt your lip every time you tried to close your mouth or lasers the shot out of your now glowing eyes when you were startled. Maybe it was the color being drained from you skin or the burning sensation you felt being in the sunlight. Perhaps the claws you kept scratching yourself with. Or . Maybe some kids would think this is cool but the horrific event attached to it all would have terrified just about anyone.

- You don't get much time to reminisce when you hear knocking at your front door. Your friends are already a strange bunch but you didn't want them seeing you like this. Especially not with the near insatiable hunger you felt. You didn't want to hurt anyone by mistake.

- You wanted to hide but you should know better when it came to them. Josuke, Koichi and Okuyasu are just too good of friends. They aren't going to run the risk of something being wrong with you, stand related or otherwise. They find their way inside one way or another.

- You're immediately bombarded with question after question about the how. You don't have a lot of answers, but you recount as much as you can about the night when some stranger broke into your home and shoved a weird stone block in your face and turned you into... This? They disappeared as soon as they had come and left you on the floor, confused. You didn't even get a good look at the guy before passing out. You woke up the next day too scared of what you had become to call for any kind of help.

Individually:

- Koichi shows the most visible concern. They’re all obviously all worried about you having been attacked and turned into a vampire, but Koichi is the most gentle with you concerning what you’re going through. Stands and all the trouble that come with them are weird enough, but now vampires are real, too?

- Okuyasu exclaims that it’s at least pretty cool it is. Doubly so if you also already have a stand. He doesn’t mean to come off as insensitve, considering how you even became one in the first place, he’s just trying to cheer you up and get your mind off of the more negative aspects.

- Josuke bolts to the door to try and find clues. Crazy Diamond, meanwhile, checks you over, trying but failing to "fix" you. Technically your dead but also not dead now? So it won’t work now?

- They, mostly Okuyasu and Josuke, spend a solid 10 minutes getting distracted over thinking about your new vampirism. Wondering what rumors are or aren't true and talking about some of the stories old man Joseph mentioned. Once Koichi brings them back to reality and remind the two that you're right there and can very much hear them, they apologize.

- No need to fear now though, Morioh's greatest detectives are on the case.

- Josuke immediately calls for Jotaro's help since he doesn't really have much expertise in this area. Josuke also goes to the police for you to explain the break-in and attack. He doesn’t mention the vampire part since they probably wouldn’t believe him. 

- In the mean time, Josuke, Okuyasu, and Koichi are at your side almost 24/7 as your personal body guards, even after you'd warned them that you could hurt them. Okuyasu promises you that they're not scared and have to be around in case whatever creep attacked you came back. He let’s you stay over at his place, so long as you don’t mind his dad. Koichi also promises that they know you wouldn't do anything bad on purpose. You're they friend and they trust you. There is an unspoken, lingering worry about your newfound hunger, but raw meat seems to keep you satiated.

- They tell your teachers your sick and bring your schoolwork for you. Once Jotaro and the speedwagon foundation get involved, they're able to have you properly "excused" from school until further notice and get you access to some suitable food source. Human food just makes you nauseous and you didn't really like the idea of drinking from people. Sadly there's no cure at the moment, but hopefully someone will find one for you soon.

- There are a lot of questions and probing once the boys know you're comfortable enough with your condition. They do thinks its genuinely cool that you're an actual vampire, now. Can you turn one of them into one? Can you turn into a bat? Mostly it's about your powers. They cant help it; they're curious boys. Its mostly Josuke and Okuyasu that ask and want to test out what you can do. Koichi tries to make sure they don't bother you too much but he's also really curious too.

- You're stronger, faster and more durable now. You can fly and your sense have increased. Normal vampire things, you guessed. The laser eyes and freezing touch were a surprise, though.

- The others - namely Yukako, Mikitaka and Rohan - hear about things sooner or later. Yes, Rohan wants to interview you for ideas for his manga. Mikitaka wonders if it's a normal earth thing.

- Though the boys try to keep your secret the best they can. Rumors still spread of your suddenly disappearing from society then only coming up and night. Okuyasu promises to teach anyone starting them a lesson.

[ss-wingman]

we know Ghiaccio has a car and Melone a motorcycle and I had been wondering, how would they react to their kids crashing their vehicles?

Melone

- Melone's used to this. The juniors take his motorcycles all the time and he hates it. He has to get a new one at least once a month.

- Because of that it takes him a minute to remember that his human child is a lot squishier than his stand. Then he goes into a panic and rushes to make sure his kid is OK. Melone isn't always the most compassionate of people, but he is somewhat doting - almost smothering - during the recovery. Usually he's a bit calmer and more aloof but the situation teaches him to be more mindful of his child's fragility.

Ghiaccio

- He, on the other hand, is very protective of his car. He doesn't like others driving it. It gets plenty damage from his tantrums, but he's not too fond of others denting it once it's been fixed up.

- When he hears that the car has been crashed he's angry, at first, then concerned, then angry again, but more for his kids safety having been threatened. Just how upset he is depends a lot on the cause of the accident, whether the kid was at fault or if it was someone or something else causing it. Either way, though, he's not letting them alone in his car for a long time.

[ss-wingman]

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[ss-wingman]

hey, would you happen to have any general relationship hcs for Sale? I know you said you don't feel too confident writing him so please feel free to ignore this if you're not inspired 💜

Sale

- Sale is a mostly cool and aloof kind of guy; he's generally not the type for doing grand gestures anything over the top. Not to say he can't be a romantic if the inspiration hits him, though, especially as he becomes more and more serious about the relationship.

- Ok with a little bit of PDA. Will sling his arm around his partner's shoulder or waist when he's in a comfortable place. Hand-holding and a few quick kisses are also fine.

- Dude's pretty broke. Passione just does not pay what it advertises. It does come with a few perks if you go to the right places, but that also comes with the risk of being outted as a gangster or getting in the middle of the occasional stand fight if you're really unlucky, so gotta be careful there. What I'm saying is, dates are almost never going to be anywhere fancy. He wants something so much better for himself (and for the two of you later on) but it's not easy to leave or move up in the ranks.

- Usual dates with him: at home movie nights, bar trips, or maybe going to a Passione-owned restaurant if he gets a decent paycheck out of a job or its a special occasion.

- Zucchero is fully encouraging of his friend getting a partner, but he also can get super clingy if he's not getting enough attention. Will attempt to third wheel on dates or at least bum some food off of you two if he spots you out in public. Sale always shoos him off.

- Cons of dating sale: too much body on display if you're the jealous type, broke af, can't drive, you might also be dating Zucchero but you're not really sure.

- Pros of dating sale: cute, lots of titty and arm on display at all times (He's kinda scrawny but it's still pretty nice), can sort of take you "flying" if you like heights with the rock trick, you might also be dating Zucchero but you're not really sure.