Sam Evans

21 ◆ taurus ◆ eldest of many Living at Knoxvale apt. Working at the comic book store.

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Pft. Yeah right. Any me is a kickass me.

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You could be kickass and weird. Just take me for example. 

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I love your outlook.

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Lots of people do, my insides look pretty gross, but my outer look is pretty hot. 

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What the fuck are alien buns?

You think I just play video games in my underwear all day? I mean, I do, but not without something to make it more fun.

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The alien bunnies. Did we switch conversations without me noticing? 

I’m gonna chose to ignore the underwear part and instead focus on how I can get some of your special tea to play ‘more fun’ video games with you. 

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I’m pretty sure you take hallucinogenics. Have you been drinking my tea?

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Think what you want, but I’ll be the one who’s prepared when the alien buns attack. 

Wait, you have.... special tea? 

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Then it’d lose it’s value and the world would be pandemonium.

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I don’t know what that word means but it sounds fun. Anything that starts with pan must be fun: Pandora, pansexual, pancakes, panini, panda bears. 

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Other Chuck probably made less weird friends.

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Maybe other me isn’t weird. Maybe other you is the weird one. 

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Fuck yes.

I believe I paid you before hand. Not to mention, you were very convincing, since each yes was separated by a moan.

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Okay, okay, I give. If I admit it, just this once, will you shut up about it? 

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Yeah. 

You don’t tell the perverts at work no, scumbags I’m highly above par compared to. And you weren’t saying no before, quite the opposite, I believe you were repeating it, louder each time.

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Fuck no. 

That’s because I don’t get paid if I said no. To them or you.

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Rabbits change colour?

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I know, it sounds like some super power shit, right? They’re brown in spring and white in winter. Maybe bunnies are aliens in disguise. Waiting and plotting to take over Earth, or maybe they just got distracted eating carrots. Maybe carrots are a government’s conspiracy to mind control the alien bunnies! 

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I know but like, how?

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Working. Does my imagination not live in the same world? I want to live in a place that gives away free money, not fair. 

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Thank God it’s not this one.

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I wonder if other me is aware of the chocolate cows. I wonder if other us are friends.

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Yep.

Can’t blame a man for trying. 

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Nah. 

I can when you won’t stop trying. When you won’t respect my no. 

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Mmhmm. 

Not unless we don’t actually watch them. Got a hidden agenda to sneak yourself into my pants?

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Nope. 

Not a chance. And that’d be you.

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Literally any other way.

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That’s like, a lot of possibilities. An infinite amount of possibilities. Just like alternative universes. If not this universe, then I bet there’s one out there that milks brown cows for chocolate milk. 

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I mean, what do you do so they have it better?

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Make money and send it to them, obviously. 

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I’m pretty sure you’re the energizer bunny and i’m scared.

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I would love to be a bunny, bunnies don’t have jobs or responsibilities. Plus I could change colours throughout the year. 

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Just admit it: you enjoyed sleeping with me almost as much as I did. If not more. 

Extended editions? Just when I believe you couldn’t possibly get any more lame, you just keep surprising me.

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Nuh uh. 

I’m full of surprises. Wait, does that mean you’ll watch them all with me? I might hate you, but I’m always up for educating people on journeying to Mordor and the fate of Middle Earth.