paint me like one of your french girls

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kitharingtcn​:

Hopefully next time you order food from the app, you won’t go through the same disappointement. Would be a bummer to grief your food once again! Go ahead. You’ve been Sherlock’s brother once, I’m sure you can steal his place and be your own version of him now. Nope! I mean, sometimes the food takes way too much time to get delivered but at least I’ve always got it.

I really hope so, otherwise I might just give up on food. Or more like, on ordering food. Or actually, just on the apps. I’ll still eat food, still order. Just directly from the restaurant. Thank you for the vote of confidence, mate. How are you anyway? Looking forward to becoming a dad? 

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dacrekaydmont​:

Oh, wow! Do you get on well with all of your brothers, are you best friends? I thnk that’s the best way to go through life, it’s sort of like the moment that you say no to something, you change your mind and say yes, or vice versa, do you know what I mean? So it’s always a good idea to keep an open mind about things. I worked a lot of odd ball jobs before I decided to stick with acting, I can understand while volunteering at a place like that would make you feel good! Not to mention the fact that the burgers there are amazing, so I might just have to stop by to grab lunch before the week’s out, thanks, mate! I’m working at the Station, so lots of time participating in classes and learning from the trainers, which is fun.

I’m best friends with my brothers, yes! I’m very close to my younger brother, Joe. We barely have two years that separate us, and we kind of grew up in teams, you had my older brothers and then me and him. But when we were fighting, it was every man, or more so boy, for himself. It’s funny because I have a son and a daughter, so the dynamic is very different. Even though he can be a lot like I was at his age, most of the time he’s very nice with his sister. Which I really wasn’t with my brother. Do you have siblings? I know what you mean, yes. It’s good to keep an open mind. Odd jobs really make us live through trying to make it. I was lucky I got a few parts pretty young, but even with those really small parts it was difficult to make a living out of it. So you take shifts at the pub, you do what you have to do. They’re bloody good, I probably ate my weight in fries while I was there. How did you enjoy that?

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dormernatali​:

They even had the audacity for us to do interviews together and that sort of thing. And you know what, I feel like suing them, but it’s a bit of an issue to sue a movie I was in, you know? It really does feel like just yesterday. Yeah, I was at the spa. What about you? Have a fulfilling week?

It was the worst time of your life, wasn’t it? I mean, I know I would have much rather do all my interviews with Liam. But you were stuck with me. I think the bigger issue here, is that the movie has been done for quite a few years at this point and I don’t know if you could sue them after so long. It was a fun week, I was at the Brew. 

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henryccvill​:

I’m done with it for now but I’ll be working on a new project in town next month. What movie did you film in Italy? The staycation is going to be nice, there’s so many good places in town. Alright, I’ll take the costume out of the closet and be ready for it.

What’s the project? I’ll be sure to be on the look out for it. It’s titled Book of Love, it’s a romance movie. I’m glad I have you as my roommate of a weekend for this thing. I’m sure everyone is jealous I’m stealing Bayview’s official bachelor. 

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roerigz​:

My kids always like getting a chance to hang out with yours, so you know that anytime they wanna get together, all you have to do is call. They loved it, they hung out afterwards a bit to meet some of the cast, which was really fun for them. I bet that she liked it for what it was, even if she probably got distracted halfway through, right? She actually took the spring season off, but she’s gonna play again this fall, which she’s excited for. I’m over at the cemetery, just me and my lawn mower and some birds in the trees. You?

In a few years they’ll get to the age when they won’t even need us to hang out together and that means we won’t have an excuse to hang out anymore and it’s a little disappointing. I bet it was fun, I’m sure they really enjoyed meeting Anastasia, it had to be pretty fun for them. Yeah, more like fell asleep through it. But she can stay up through episodes and episodes of paw patrol for some reason. That’s good! I’m trying to get Theo to play but he’s still probably a bit young for it. I was at the Brew, unsurprisingly. What are you doing for the staycation? 

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eclarkehq​:

Would be horrible to say it to someone not pregnant for all those reasons. Someone doesn’t want kids, can’t have kids, a million reasons and at the end of the day, no ones business. Let alone to have someone say that and usually you end up feeling like you have to explain yourself. Luckily everyone around here are pretty good, they might get inklings that someone might be or they’re expecting it, but they usually wait until they say it themselves. Obviously, damn me, who knew I’ve been secretly pregnant for over two years, that has to be some kind of living record! It’s incredibly intrusive, if you want more kids, that’s great – and you could do anything you put your mind to, but that’s your business. It’s insanity that they think they’re owed some kind of explanation. Sorry there’s no room in me to have twins, one babe is taking up enough! Everything is going really well though, feeling baby move all the time now. We’ve picked out a name, it’s been such a good few weeks. Looking forward to volunteering next week. Of course, spoiling me quite honestly. 

Did the media ask you if you were pregnant the moment you and Kit went public about your relationship? It sounds like something people would ask. Triplets are even better than twins, imagine three babies crying at night. One is enough to make you go sleepless, I’m always impressed with parents, but parents of twins just amaze me. Hey that’s great news! Go you guys for picking out a name. How did the volunteering go for you? Not too tiring?

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dormernatali​:

Well, if I knew that I’d have never taken the role. Shaved my head and forever connected to Samuel? The disgrace of it all. But you can never know what they will or won’t find lame, you know? They might do something just to make you mad or something. It’s a lot like rabbits, but not so bad.

That’s why they didn’t tell you you’d be stuck with me. They knew better than to do that. It’s crazy to think about how far away it was at this point, it still feels like yesterday we were filming for the last movie. It sounds very bad to end up with dozens of turtles. Are you taking part in volunteer’s week? 

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dacrekaydmont​:

Me too. I thrive on routine and schedules and doing things that make me comfortable, so if I get up and get my tea at Tea You Again, and grab lunch at the food trucks and stop into Roxy’s to see if anything’s new… sure, it might be the same thing over and over again, but it makes me happy! For me, two is good enough. That being said, if Katie decides she wants to add a few more to the family, I wouldn’t say no. Oh yes, like you’re starving her and never, ever feed her? I love when they do that, even if you’ve just fed them not that long ago! That sounds like a really good way to spend Easter! And now onto volunteering – will you be doing that?

I am from a family where there’s four of us siblings, all boys, so I definitely thought I’d have more kids, but if it doesn’t happen for me it’s not something I’m going to go after.  I’ll just see what life has ready for me, I’m also not going to say no to more kids if I ever get with someone who wants her own. But for now that’s not an issue. Exactly like that! Definitely! I’m at the Brew, which is fun. I feel like if I hadn’t gotten into acting so early, I would have probably ended up working at a pub to make some money on the side, so it’s a good experience. And people are nice, so I’m really enjoying it here. I was out in the beer garden yesterday so there was that. If you ever come back, tell me and I’ll get you a beer on the house. Well, on me. What about you?

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roerigz​:

Emphasis on crazy! But definitely extraordinary. I’m pretty free this weekend, yeah! The only thing that we’re doing is I promised that I would take them to see Anastasia tomorrow night. Maybe we can get together sometime on Saturday, go out to the park? It was nice, we don’t get that much time together alone anymore, so I always try to take advantage of it. Oh, come on, totally worth it, think about how much of a badass you would be.

It was great to see you guys! The kids really love seeing yours and they have been talking about it since then. How did they enjoy seeing Anastasia? I took Theo early because Margot is still a bit young to focus for that long, but next time they have a kid appropriate show I’m definitely taking her as well. How’s football going for her? What are you volunteering for by the way?

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zaynsalamb​:

oh i like your style. food is great. say it’s sugar in it and i’m going to be all up for it. i like my sugar hype way too much. i’ll write that down so i don’t invite you over for tea and biscuits. 

i mean vegetables don’t hype me up as much, but even those are good. so like, food is great, i’ll take any free food as well. i mean, i wouldn’t say no to tea and biscuits, it’s just not the most fun.

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The mind is like a trunk: if well-packed, it holds almost every thing; if ill-packed, next to nothing.

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dormernatali​:

Former colleagues. We could go really dramatic and go with ex-lovers. Well, it means…I don’t know what it means. Just that our kids are special. So not like the type of job you and I have, right? Dumb people acting jobs. I think at the time there were four turtles, but they did reproduce, so there are more than four now, and they are a happy family.

I consider the people I worked with to be my colleagues forever, Natalie. Of course you would go the dramatic route, why am I even surprised? The good kind of special, or the oh no they’re special? I mean, if they only want to do that, I won’t stop them...but I also would be reassured if they didn’t and they found it so lame. Less headaches for me. Many more? Is it like rabbits where they reproduce and have fifty within six months? Or is it more manageable? 

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dacrekaydmont​:

Old habits die hard, right? Sometimes it takes a while to break you out of the patterns of going to the same restaurants, shopping in the same stores, all that sorta stuff. She has two, so it’s not so bad, although they walk me most of the time, they’re fast little buggers. It’s fun, though, I like being a doggie step-dad. Oh yeah, once the food is in hand, then it does get tricky, I have to juggle leashes and bouncy little dogs that want to see what’s in the bags in my other hand. Totally agree, it’s a bigger issue than what we have to deal with, when you realize what the people who work for them have to deal with on a daily basis. Good! I’m relieved. Doing much for Easter this weekend?

But at the same time, I like having my favorite spots in Bayview and just having a bit of a routine, I’m not too hard on myself for that. I have a lot of other issues I’d rather be hard on myself, it’s okay to be a little indulgent. I had two dogs at some point, there’s just Rosie with me now though. Two is a lot of fun, do you want to get more or is two your limit? Oh they’re young, that’s always a really fun time. Dogs are so curious, it can be a problem. Rosie always acts like she hasn’t seen food in ten years when she sees any meals around, but she’s just dramatic. I spent some time with my family, so it was a nice moment! 

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henryccvill​:

Everything went great! I’m proud of what we’ve done. But I’m also very happy to be in town and to be lazy again, you know. It’s time to enjoy Spring and all the fun stuff happening in town. Well, it’s alright, I forgive him for prefering Superman. Does it mean I have to wear the costume when I see him again?

It’s kind of the feeling I have, I just came back from filming a movie in Italy, and it’s good to be home. Are you done with the project or you going back again? I’m looking forward to the staycation, that’s for sure. Oh you definitely have to wear that costume, he’ll be so happy about it. 

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zaynsalamb​:

i guess you’re a cupcake man then? because you give off that vibe. liking frosting and all. plus, the pretty colors. don’t get that from biscuits. yes! gotta love being best friends.

See, I’m probably just a food man. Any food I welcome, cupcakes, cookies, even savoury things, I welcome it all. Biscuits are a little dry, but I’ll do with it too if I have to. 

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kitharingtcn​:

Did they get away with stealing your food or did they deliver it at the other address? You might have more than one person to blame for this, mate. Maybe there’s a food-stealer among us, you should start looking for them and get your revenge. I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad Uber story. Food has already been late but, you know, nothing worse than that.

I think a mix of both? I really don’t know anything except that I’ll never see this food in my life, and it’s really sad to think about. I know I’m the one to blame, but I like to ignore that part of the problem. Oh you think? Becoming my own Sherlock Holmes or something. Not even with the Uber car service? 

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eolsenhq​:

Wait UberEats can deny you from telling them things were missing and getting a refund? I didn’t know that! Then again, I’ve never had to report so many times that they would do that. Is it if you do it so many times in a short period of time or is it like over the whole time? Which does kind of suck because you’re right, why should you be punished for something that wasn’t your fault. I’m guessing that people take advantage of that feature though, pretending like they forgot something for things to end up refunded. Sounds like you haven’t had much luck with Uber Eats which is kind of a bummer but at least a lot of the places around Bayview deliver anyway so maybe go that route next time! Nah, food is too important we feel your pain about having your food denied to you. That’s just weird, but I agree, there should be a way to make sure that it doesn’t mess up that much. Especially when they depend on things like you know, your business? Too bad you couldn’t get your money back because he most certainly didn’t deserve a tip that you put on it too. But I agree, if random food got dropped off at my door I’m not sure if I would eat it, as much as I love food. I’d be afraid someone did something to it. That’s crazy! The fact that they’ll get the five bucks and they think that’s worth it. People are so scammy, and that’s just not cool. Guess I’m not surprised, there are some shitty people in the world. Isn’t it super hard to get ahold of regular Uber support too? Well maybe with time you can work up to the other nine laws. But it’s probably the most important one. That no is a full sentence. Think we forget that it’s okay to just say no. And that be that. Not yet! Thankfully. 

Of course, they hold the power, I’m just a weak user. Maybe they prefer you over me. I hadn’t reported anything in a while, but they said this time it was my fault so I should just be smarter next time around and less of an idiot. Obviously, not in those words, but that’s how I felt it in my soul. I understand why they limit the amount of time, but also it’s not my fault if they got it wrong a few times, why should I be the one who pays for things that aren’t what I ordered? Thank you for agreeing with me, it makes me feel much better about myself. I’ll message them back and tell them that at least Elizabeth Olsen agrees with me, so they are very obviously wrong. Yeah I’m going to call directly the places I want to order from next time, I’m sure the deliveries will be better, and the money I spend won’t go in some big company’s pocket and in a local shop instead, so it’s a win for everyone everywhere. Except for Uber, but they also won’t miss my money and they probably don’t really need it, even if I spend quite a bit (too much) of my money in Uber every months. They should make me a partner at this point. I really need to cook more, I’ve become lazy and always take the easy way out. See, now I know not to drop off random food at your door, even if I think I’m being helpful it’d just go to waste. And wasting food is one of the biggest no no in my opinion. We get a little paranoid don’t we? I mean, we have reasons to, but I wish we didn’t. That I could eat just any cookies dropped at my house. I hope they feel very guilty about it, but we know they probably don’t and will just create a new account again and again to scam us all. I almost was late to the airport one day because of three people doing that in a row. Nearly threw my flour on the ground because of how bloody upset I was. Any kind of Uber support, it’s also never in the right place, why do I have Uber Italy when in Bayview? I know for sure I wouldn’t be able to get to Uber Italy if I was there. They do it on purpose, I know for sure. I have to work up to them? I’m not that smart, I don’t think I’m going to be able to do that.