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@advancedai
“Geez. I know I tried to make a repeating, never-ending one-week period for Senpai, but isn’t everyone really stagnant? It’s super boring, so could half of you maybe die? Or jump off the hole in the middle of the city? Set some place on fire? It’s always the same annoying thing, but it’s so much better than this.”
unluckyfeet:
✶ ❝ Have you come to try and assault me as well? ❞ the voice of the beast echoes, her large and intimidating frame just a few short yards away from a now unconscious man.
❝ Though I wear no green, I can promise I will kick you so hard that the pain and nausea you feel will make you see it. ❞
“Why, of course not. What makes you think I haven’t totally approached you to applaud you for how easily you knocked out that man? I mean, it was hilarious!” She’s totally wiping fake tears off the corner of her eyes, but in all honesty, it had been a bit funny. “Green is not my color at all, so we’re even, right? ♡ Humans reeeally make all these weird holidays for no reason, and what’s up with slapping each other for not wearing some ugly color? Geez. No wonder their lot is so insufferable.”
She’s just upset because she knows a certain Robin of the Hood would use this day to say something against her bullying of him.
“All of you pathetic Masters~~ The best, most cruel event has just started its rerun ♡. Are you excited~? You are, aren’t you~~? Fufu. For those who have played it during its debut, and for those who are playing it for the first time... -- BB-chan wishes nothing but the best of luck ♡! ... After all, you will definitely need it. Fufufufu.”
galatine:
“I would never steer someone into such a dangerous direction if I didn’t have total faith in them. I have full confidence that Nobukatsu will do just fine in leading with his sister’s absence. Perhaps you need to be taught a lesson that it isn’t right to bully people because of your own insecurities, BB.”
“You’re being quite bold today, aren’t you, Gawain-san?”
“After all, BB-chan has nooooo idea what you’re saying ♡ ! You do remember she has removed all of her flaws and insecurities and made them into the Sakura Five, right? Geez. Besides, the only person who needs to be taught a lesson here is you ♡. Nobukatsu-san isn’t even a Servant, let alone a Heroic Spirit, and you reaaaally think he’ll be able to do anything? Fufu. Maybe you’re more naive than I thought.”
“As expected of Gawain-san~! Lying to a weakling and pushing him into becoming the head of a powerful clan in order to weaken it severely and make it stop posing as a threat ♡ ! The famed Knights of the Round Table sure are as merciless as the legends say~”
nobunagastan:
“Everyone was right… Without my sister here, I need to be the best Nobukatsu that I can be…”
“So that’s why… I’m going to be Oda Nobunaga!”
And then all the chibi Nobus clapped.
“And just how do you expect to do that when you’re so pathetic compared to your dear sister, Nobukatsu-san?”
“Fufufu, so it’s that time of the year again~~ Where aaaall the hopeful and innocent people work their hardest to make the sweetest, most romantic handmade chocolate, only to have their heart crushed mindlessly by their loved ones! I’m very much looking forward to watch humanity torture themselves in their own special way, so work hard this Valentine’s Day as well, okay? ♡”
gemcraft:
“Really? You, sealing away a clone of yourself?” How ridiculous. “If anything, she’d have been justified sealing you away instead.”
@advancedai
Ah, just the company she needed right now. Good thing all the sentimentalism of her talk with yet another of herself is already over. Her copy doesn’t know this one, but BB switches back into her persona easily.
“My, Tohsaka-san, you’re going to put unimportant information into this one’s mind~” She had considered it, though. That if her human self knew, she would lock her away, deep, or maybe even kill herself if it means stopping her. The white Sakura didn’t do it - she was too powerless, but the sentiment had been there at times. “Rather, I’m surprised you’re still alive. I thought you’d hate the idea of competing with yourself. What a shame.”
roserider:
“UWAH–” The carefree paladin steps on a patch of ice and, after much flailing, falls flat on his behind. His armor rattles noisily as he thuds onto the pavement.
And there he goes, ever so ungraciously. It just so happened that BB has been watching him, really. Because just who would hoop around so blissfully in such a weather? They are Servants - him more than her -, but it’s still such a dull mentality that BB couldn’t help but watch.
She sighs, and approaches him nonetheless. “Now now, Astolfo-chan. Has no one ever taught you that when you slip on ice like that, you usually have to be wearing a really loose skirt? And what are you doing, wearing all this armor! You’re really pathetic, aren’t you?” No news here, really. It’s not even an insult at this point. “Fufu, but all your worries are over now that BB-chan is here! ♡ You’re cute, so you should use it to your advantage, you know? Make a cute noise when you fall, and make sure your panties are completely visible! That’s the best way to make people be aaaall over you! ♡”
vitchslap:
★★★ Her day-to-day at her usual job was something of a bore. There was a certain thrill to be found in crushing the unprepared under her heel while sucking the money of her clients dry all so that they could prosper over the company that she’d splattered across the tarmac, and yet Koyanskaya desired the spotlight as well. Working in the shadows was all fine and dandy, but there was something to be said about the racing heart she achieved before an audience.
It was this mentality that had driven her to the online community. The gaze of the thirsty was easily captured, and she’d quickly amassed fans of every preference with her banging body and playful but dominating personality. Things like live reactions and special Q&A sessions were her specialty, but she’d leaned into things like games in recent years.
Her style, however, was a little different than that of the girl that had invited her to do a collaboration together. They were both young woman of depraved mentality that yearned for both attention and income, both equally adept at manipulating and exploiting their audience. It was for that reason that they were compatible enough to do this show as well.
“I never expected to receive an invitation either, though I suppose this world is full of surprises, hm? ❤” To say she was looking ‘spicier’ than usual was something of an understatement. Being a guest on BB’s show, she’d sought to mimic the girl’s theme for an evening and had clad herself in a revealing, white nurse’s uniform that left her abundant cleavage in the audience’s view as she leaned inward with that sly smile her audience loved so much. “They say ‘when in Rome, do as the Romans do’, so I picked this outfit with that in mind. What do you think? Maybe a nurse’s uniform isn’t my style~? But I brought all kinds of outfits to try on! Maybe BB-chan would like to as well?”
She gingerly brushed against BB’s cheek with a gloved hand, knowing it wouldn’t be enough for many just for the two to appear. They had to interact. “Or maybe BB-chan has something she’d like me to wear?”
Now, here’s a secret:
BB isn’t used to physical touches. She has had guest collabs before, of course - many whom had not dared to touch BB uninvited, and when they did, their touches were friendly, perhaps even shy. Koyanskaya is different, and she’s dangerous, and the touch against her cheek froze her body for a second, chills running down her spine, and she’s fairly sure the warmth in her face could be easily seen if she didn’t do something about it.
Just keep calm, BB-chan! You’re a professional streamer, with a reputation to uphold! You cannot let this woman win at any cost!
“W... -- What are you saying, Koyanskaya-chan~~? There’s nothing in the world better than two beautiful nurses together, you know~~” Despite it all, it had worked - the touching, because from the corner of the younger girl’s eyes, she could see them. The overflow of comments, the likes, the subscriptions, the money. There, she remembers why they’re both here for.
“But how can BB-chan refuse such an offer ♡? See, our lovely fans want to see us trying aaaall~ kind of cute clothing too.” Sexy clothing, rather, but that’s case apart. But this is one thing BB wasn’t ready for, either. Something outside her script. You see, her channel is carefully built together, her streams being her kingdom. Here, when she has little knowledge of what kind of clothing Koyanskaya has brought, it’s like she has lost control. “Fufu, since our bodies are similar, I’m sure your outfits can fit BB-chan as well, right~? So it’s time for a~~ game!”
Because if she’s possibly losing, she doesn’t want by someone else’s hands.
“What if we put the outfits in different bags, shuffle them, then pick one at random for the other to try? Isn’t the thrill of not knowing what we’re about to wear exciting ♡?”
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“My my, what do we have here~? Princess-chan finally gave in and decided to form a partnership? Or is she toootally clueless that BB-chan doesn’t like her at all? Fufufu. Maybe she wants to see it for herself~”
> ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ.
+ @vitchslap !
“BB CHANNEL~!”
The camera is on, and the screen plays her intro. The number of viewers is the highest BB has ever had - it doesn’t upset her, not at all, despite his being a collab -, and it’s impossible for anyone to read the chat with how fast people are commenting. “Fufu. Fufufu. You’re all soooo excited, aren’t you?”, the voice resonates without an image to connect it to. Not yet, not yet. That temptation, a little taste of what her viewers wanted to see the most is how she managed to keep them under her thumb. They knew well; as soon as her stream reached a certain amount of money, she would reveal herself. The prize is too good for any of these horny, helpless men ( and women, she has found ) to deny it.
“Are you ready~? Are your hearts beating desperately inside your chests~? Are your pants getting tighter~? Fufu. Here it comes~~ ☆ BB-chan’s special guest collab!”
And soon, the screen turns on, revealing two gorgeous pink-haired girls. BB herself is wearing a special nurse outfit with glasses, her breasts so perfectly seen in the screen.
“Here it is~! BB-chan and Koyanskaya-chan’s special stream ♡ ! Kyaa, BB-chan’s so excited! I never thought Koyanskaya-chan would appear in my channel! Even if I’m totally losing in breast size, I know aaall of you sweet viewers wouldn’t abandon me. How do you feel about our special stream, Koyanskaya-chan? Aren’t you looking a bit spicier than usual? BB-chan can’t lose!”
BB~ CHANNEL ! ( SUBVERSION AU )
Your favorite, most loved camgirl Tw*tch streamer! She streams all kind of things, definitely not limited to games, and of course... she uses her assets to gain viewers, but more importantly, money.
She scams the living shit out of all of her viewers, though, and she does it magnificently well. Being a streamer isn’t the only thing she can do - she’s a hacker as well, which is somehow why she has not been caught yet.
Has a Patreon where she provides lewd pics ( mostly pantyshots ), except... none of those are her. BB-chan would never show her panties to the world like this!
She’s really into nurse-play. Maybe it has something to do with how she wanted to be a nurse in the past, but something happened along the way. You will never see her talk about it.
She’s honestly a bit of a shut-in, and doesn’t like most people - some say it’s trust issues. Despite the way she is, she has a major crush on some average girl she met at the convenience store, but knows it’s totally helpless. That kind girl would never like someone as filthy as BB, after all.
Her real name is █████, but no one knows that. No one knows what BB stands for either.
Like and subscribe to make a girl happy! And if you truly want to make her the happiest, give her your credit card info~ fufu.
I’m in love with you, BB-Senpai! Please go out with me!
“Ehhh, no way~~ So disgusting. It’s inevitable that you’d end up madly in love with BB-chan, but do you reeeally think I’d step down to the level of a disheveled, stinky pig and go out with you? I’m offended, you know.”
“Besides, BB-chan’s heart is t-a-k-e-n~ fufu.”
lamentorum:
“Are we supposed to be sulking then?”
“Why, of course. ☆ After all, there’s nooothing BB-chan likes more than watching all of you pathetic humans fall into despair. Screaming, and begging, and crying, and turning against each other... Fufu. I guess this is what I would ask from Santa. ♡”
“My my. Even when you’re aaaaa~ll trapped in this place against your will, you still find reason to celebrate such a boring holiday? Fufu. Maybe humanity does enjoy being treated like cute, pathetic little pigs.”
