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Zelda: What's wrong with you?

Luigi: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

#zelda #luigi #source: crazy ex girlfriend

Byleth: Between Chrom, Marth, Corrin, and Roy -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Ike: No one! They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.

Byleth: Corrin?

Ike: Yeah, but I don't know why.

#byleth #ike #source: friends

Luigi: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Samus: And you came to me?

#luigi #samus #source: modern family

Captain Falcon: We both look very handsome tonight.

Luigi: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Captain Falcon: I couldn't take that chance.

#captain falcon #luigi #source: modern family

Inkling: Who the fuck--

Robin: Language!

Inkling: Whom the fuck--

Robin: No.

#inkling #robin #source: tumblr

Samus: Are you trying to seduce me?

Snake: Why, are you seducible?

#samus #snake #source: a walk to remember

Captain Falcon: Damn, B, are you secretly cool?

Robin: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Captain Falcon: I do not.

#captain falcon #robin #source: brooklyn nine nine

Little Mac: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Samus: Mac, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Little Mac: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

#little mac #samus #source: tumblr

Link, about Min Min: She's speaking some kind of French.

Palutena: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

#link #palutena #source: king of the hill

Daisy: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Daisy, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

#daisy #source: twitter

Zelda: *answers phone* Hello?

Link: It's Link.

Zelda: What did he do this time?

Link: No, it's me, Link. It's actually me.

Zelda: What did you do this time?

#zelda #link #source: scott pilgrim

Bayonetta: *locks Joker in the car* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Joker: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

#bayonetta #joker #source: lucifer

Samus: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Pit: We could attack them with hummus.

Samus: I stand corrected.

Pit: Just keeping things in perspective.

#samus #pit #source: buffy the vampire slayer

Isabelle: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Ridley: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

#isabelle #ridley #source: the nanny

Ike: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

#ike #source: game grumps

Captain Falcon: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Zelda: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

#captain falcon #zelda #source: modern family

Min Min: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Samus: Oh, we've had worse.

#min min #samus #source: teen wolf

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