sserginhoo

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[neverbec0ntent]

[sebastiansource]

[willinq]

[butt-berry]

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation

[eau-de-low-budget]

you all dont know the struggle of having 100s reaction pics and always having to think quick which one fits best in this situation. 

[sserginhoo]

my everyday struggLE

[celestialjedi-deactivated201708]

honestly at this point, what HASN’T The Simpsons predicted for the future???

[ex-vd]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[avndres]

Its fake….

[butt-berry]

I can’t believe The Simpsons predicted this tumblr post

[bundyspooks]

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

1.) Swaddled Babies

2.) Flying Duck Orchid

3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

4.) Ballerina Orchid

5.) Monkey Orchid

6.) Naked Man Orchid

7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

8.) White Egret Orchid

[bitchsides]

one of my biggest fears is dying after i suck a dick…. like once i watched Law & Order SVU & this dead girl had just sucked dick and had a bunch of semen in her stomach….. if they found me dead with semen in my stomach my mom would kill herself just so she could meet me in hell and beat my ass

[hellnhonor]

ok but what about dying while someone is sucking your dick ? It REALLY happened to a fucking PRESIDENT OF FRANCE, Felix FAURE (1841 - 1899) 

this fucker here

had a fucking attack while his mistress (it wasn’t his fucking wife imagine the scandal) was giving him surely the best blowjob he ever experienced and he died when he reached orgasm

His Mistress Marguerite Stenheil was soon after given a nickname who was also a pun “pompe funèbre” which usually mean mortician I think, but can be understood here as “mortal vacuum” okay I’ll never get over this fact I’m always fucking pissing myself 

google the shit if you don’t believe me

how do I know this ? oh freaking simple I just happen to share the same fucking surname as this classy dude

yeah

[einsteinsroses-blog]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST EDUCATIONAL AND HILARIOUS POST I’VE READ

[lmaginedeactivated]

[yame-sama]

This is super important

[weareallfatbats-deactivated2018]

I told you people newer anime just doesn’t hold up to the classics

[hourlymemes]

[grumpquoteoftheday]

[froscan]

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

[thetrippytrip]

Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting.

[canecadet]

Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

[amorphousrex]

I cannot fucking believe this, she was a 19-year-old Kurdish woman with a name. NINETEEN-fucking-years-old and she led an all-female battalion against known ISIS groups in Syria, and they comment on her appearance before her rank, her age and don’t even use her fucking name? RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

[ephitania]

So disrespectful. 

RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

[nikocat]

HOW YOUR BACKYARD BARBECUE GO, SPORTACUS PRETTY GOOD IT DOESNT SEEM

[iitsnotivett]

Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice

[omgkatsudonplease]

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny