darkestserendipity

progress is not always linear. be patient with yourself. if you dont want words follow my aesthetic blog @vertigoingaway

[taraknowlshasmoved-deactivated2]

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

[carolrance]

the correct answer is:

[pilgrimkitty]

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

[azriona]

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

[doll-frakking-house]

This woman is a Gift

[roselupus-deactivated20200702]

CORRECT

[mens-rights-activia]

[rainbowrecesses]

Advice I wish I would’ve followed or been given.

[crowsandcooks]

And you can still do it now

[bethanyactually]

fun fact: one of the best ways to keep your mind sharp is to continue learning new skills as you grow older! it’s never too late to learn how to make your own clothes or resurrect the dead or grow beautiful flowers.

[leupagus]

Um

[higherporpoise]

[animatedtext]

[sybilsable]

[the-whirligig-that-is-time-deac]

If you post something emotional or a vent post and I ‘like’ the post that’s me putting my arm around ur shoulder telling you it’s all gonna be ok

[paxamericana]

[sarahseeandersen]

Hi everyone!

My series “FANGS,” a love story between a werewolf and vampire, has reached its halfway point. The story is free to read and will update twice a week until July, but the entire story is available if you opt to unlock it!

Check it out here

[shitpostbishop]

[kookhope]

hobiday 2020: d-7 ♡ hobi + puppies

[dad-goth-official-deactivated20]

[dad-goth-official-deactivated20]

[dad-goth-official-deactivated20]

[swarnpert]

*eye of the tiger voice* its the guy with a tiger

[tumbl-awards]

6/10

[swarnpert]

you’re nothing

[harryshouse]

so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

[frompawntoqueen]

The America version is called FoodForAll

[somecunttookmyurl]

I love TooGoodToGo all of this sushi cost me £3.50 (the chinese food cost me £3.59)

[korben600]

YOOOOOOO, they’re formalizing this?!?!

I used to do community service at a community breakfast, we’d go to the local Safeway and get all their stale bread, the local bakery for their stale baked goods and whatnot.

They throw away so much food it’s ridiculous, I’m glad someone finally created a program like this!

[askawelfarecaseworker]

The American app isn’t available everywhere but if you’re broke in NY or Boston, check it out!

[tundrakatiebean]

The US app logo currently looks like this and was last updated 3 weeks ago (as of January 25th 2020)

[sissikuk]

TooGoodToGo is available in many European countries, including the UK, much of Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Poland, Italy and the Iberian peninsula. 

[unzip-your-guts]

In Canada we have flash food, I dont know if it’s just confined to loblaw stores but you can get food that stores have to throw out for dirt cheap

[imfemalewarrior]

Seems useful! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[shawskankredemption]

Reblogging to add Melbourne, Australia has Bring Me Home! Looks like this. I can’t speak for other cities in Aus but really great and a great range of cuisines!

[hiest-moved-deactivated20190716]

johnny cash high in a bush eating a cake / johnny cash thigh high boots

[emmablowguns]

Miss thang

[donttouchthevoid]

Decadence

[1dietcokeinacan]

Last year I abstained this year I devour

[bogleech]

A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

[go-lurk]

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

[professorsparklepants]

What about warlocks?

[anonymousalchemist]

[deep, deep, deep sigh] 

magic sugar babies 

[ladygreytea76]

Lizzo accepts Entertainer of the Year from Janelle Monáe on February 22, 2020

[paxamericana]

MSNBC: “POC voters, of which are a majority Latino, are clearly *HEAVY SIGH* largely supporting Bernie Sanders.”

[zangetsumoe]

[trynottodrown]

[meglyman]

Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crab’s shenanigans

[bugcthulhu]

darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands

[blue-bower]

‘HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-“ “NO”

[batchygyo]

i cant control my hand suddenly