[rslashrats]

forbidden neil the rat photos

[everythingfox]

Copy cat

(via)

[translesbianethics]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

[goddesssword]

[quasi-normalcy]

“Oh, hey, I guess they can fly. I did not know that.”

[pissvortex]

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

[groovycolorknightlawyer]

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

[pissvortex]

no thanks

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

my identity has been stolen

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

I’m obsessed with how funny the nfl meme page was for this one

[846782364278]

[maliciousindungeon]

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

[maliciousindungeon]

UPDATE: another one came :'^)

[mothman-slamp]

[everythingfox]

Snow lion

(via)

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

[xenso-remade]

leaves*

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

where are you going

[ogawamiki]

I LOVE THIS LITTLE FRENCHMAN

[honeybuddhahoe]

“Because I love you!”

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[sunflowercocoa]

idk if the date this was posted on makes it funnier or sadder

[trying-to-fight-it]

Someone check on him

[tony-starcc]

he’s doing just fine

[ammit420]

them niggas in zoey 101 was like 12 workin in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

[glowpop]

women write men with so much nuance and care and more dimension than most men in real life will ever have and men write women like they’ve never spoken to a woman in their entire life 

[funnysnake2019]

easy on the misandry, shawty.

[glowpop]

what on god’s green earth did you just say to me

[justcatposts]

Pumpkin hates windy beach 

(via)

[henstomper]

Getting rid of all of my blood so i can replace it with something better

[henstomper]