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[iseenoev1l]

If you don’t give me no tongue when I kiss you that’s disrespectful

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[omaraguadoart]

Life without Mexican food is like no life at all.

[aestheticacadema]

its funny when people underestimate my ability to find shit out

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dailyraccoons]

[crimsonsrim]

[pickypicnic]

[mariokart64ost-deactivated20170]

I wonder what kind of symbolism they’re trying to get at

“There are a lot of giant robot shows in Japan, and we did want our story to have a religious theme to help distinguish us. Because Christianity is an uncommon religion in Japan we thought it would be mysterious. None of the staff who worked on Eva are Christians. There is no actual Christian meaning to the show, we just thought the visual symbols of Christianity look cool. If we had known the show would get distributed in the US and Europe we might have rethought that choice.” -Kazuya Tsurumaki, assistant director/art director on Neon Genesis Evangelion

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

eva is literally fake deep

[thanhpls]

#i love this tbh #like their treating christianity like white people treat buddhism and what not is such an unintentional fuck you

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[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @hoodass

Instagram: @artwoonz

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[memescomedy]

[racingbarakarts]

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

[myblogisnotinteresting]

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

[racingbarakarts]

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

🤔

[rainbowgazes-archive]

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

[himejoshikomaeda]

Chillin

[asakira]