Who Stole the Tarts?

2x18+ . live in fiction to keep my fragile body intact .

[kitty-c4t]

I saw that Batman comic (under cut) and I just had to draw them

[tiredsurvivoronmain]

Something about the similarities of the RE8 cover art and concept of Zeno tickles my brain

[itsiitsu]

don't go Nanamin don't go

[ssstarts]

I've read some rumors about DLC with Chris and Ada. I can't believe it because it sounds like someone's wet dream, probably mine. But in this dream I expect them to fight over Zeno's head.

It would be even better if the head were pretty much alive and could comment on the fight and ask them for smoke at some point. Ok, every two seconds.

At least I'd LOVE to read fic about it…

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Writing it, I've got déjà vu.

It's so David 8 with his blond head in the bag. And also it's so David 8 with the fandom wishing clones to… well… make out.

If you know, you know.

[northernolddragon]

[evilvvithin]

ZENO resident evil requiem, 2026

[ssstarts]

I'm such a loser in Mercenaries and things like that. All I'm capable of in LMDF is getting an achievement for three deaths.

And that's it.

But i'm so happy to see people are enjoying it <3

[wachtelspinat]

they are so stupid i love them........

this is based on the real in-game flowchart which i recently discovered via [this] post thanks to op

[ssstarts]

17-year-old me would die instantly

[ssstarts]

ridiculously silly tavern flirting to cheer myself up

[op23k]

I don't understand the "Zeno is useless because he didn't had a boss fight and dies in the cutscene" well guess what Wesker in re1 was literally the same apart from lisa trevor boss fight (Chris only) he only appears in the cutscenes and later dies in one

And when be comeback in code veronica and re5 and re5 lost in nightmares he became the best villain in the series for me re9 is only a beginning of Zeno character the fact that they said outright that Zeno is a clone and at the end we can see soldiers retrieving something potentially he's head to transfer consciousness to another body makes me think that Zeno coming back in re10 isn't of the cards. I get the disappointment of not fighting him in re9 but still there is potential for great villain

[ssstarts]

Jesus Christ be praised! Everyone and their mother has mentioned blushing pawns, but I had no idea!

I had no freaking idea!

Initially he was smiling dreamily, then he started to hide his eyes and smile from Arisen, then secretly stared at him with hearts in his eyes, and now - here we are! He is totally red-faced, saying something like he hopes their bond will last forever.

Oh. It will. In every single universe, babe.

The funniest part is how desperately I was gaslighting myself, telling it was all happening in my head. Duh...

[thequantumranger]

Resident Evil 5 (2009) / Resident Evil 9 (2026)

[unicorn-lore]

This moment between Albert Wesker and Chris Redfield means everything to me. The way Chris physically overpowers him for a very brief moment, causing no damage but managing to slide them forward a few feet. And Wesker's response is a little tilt of his head and half smile. Why? Because he still admires Chris. He's still proud of Chris. It's very reminiscent of Resident Evil 1, where after putting Chris through everything in the mansion, Wesker's response to him still being alive is, "Chris, you make me proud. But of course, you are one of my men." At the end of Resident Evil 5, while he doesn't see Chris as a formidable threat, he's still proud that the only one who could get close enough to even try to touch him is his best man, the one that he trained and commanded. It wasn't RPD or STARS or even Umbrella that made Chris into the man he is, it was him. And Wesker's ego will always drive him to be proud of his creations even when they want to kill him.

screencaps from youtube

[box-number-two]

my favs from Wesker's combat moveset

[ssstarts]

All screens (plenty) of my Dragon's Dogma Chrisker AU are divided into three genres:

1. Vogue approved shots of Albert

2. Sweet summer child adventures of Chris

3. Hardcore soft porn of them together

And I'm not even trying! They just happened to be that way!

[yurisskates]

I'll take care of it.