Reality Simulator

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Filet mignon pho & shrimp spring rolls with peanut sauce 😋 #pho #shrimp #tasty #soup #beef #vietnamesefood (at Saigon Dish)

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When I decided to move to LA, I never could've known how real the struggle would be to find affordable, stable housing. I couldn't have anticipated that 15 months in, I'd be in my 17th place, but I also never expected I'd have it in me to keep pushing after all that. Still, I'm grateful for the experiences I've had & for the friends who've made every new stay an adventure. #peace #adventure #losangeles #dtla #freespirit #wildheart #keepsearching (at Freehand Los Angeles)

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White squash blossom flatbread with Rev Nat's Cider, Viva La Pineapple! 👌😋 #yum #beer #flatbread #brewery #local (at HopSaint Brewing Company)

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Beaches & 'ritas, 'ritas & beaches 😎 #beachlife #nevergoinghome #margaritas #grandmarnier (at Redondo Boardwalk)

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Back in Cali... but not *quite* back from vacation 😉 #KeepItChill #yum (at HopSaint Brewing Company)

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Life on the west coast is basically a series of conversations with friends about who's staying with who when

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Tmw your vacay is going just so 👌 #phoenix #tequila #vacation #ohyes (at Scottsdale, Arizona)

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Cabana for Porter Robinson. Goddamn I love vacation 😍 (at Talking Stick Resort Casino)

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My new thing to pretend I'm a productive adult is cooking myself hella brunch...with my non-dominant hand. #adulting #brunch #barelyhuman #nerd (at Koreatown, Los Angeles)

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As some of you undoubtedly know, Cracked.com founder and Editor in Chief Jack O'Brien has left Cracked to create a home for comedy at HowStuffWorks. Finding out he was leaving a site which has been immeasurably influential in my life was upsetting, but I can have nothing but respect for someone who knows when it's time to move on in order to keep growing, so I'd like to wish him the very best of luck in his new role. I've also written something for him which I hope will resonate with fellow fans of the site. Enjoy. *sniff sniff*

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Anyone else out having an adventure today? 💋 #feelingood #summer (at Los Angeles, California)

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Sometimes all the picnic tables are taken, so you find a comfy spot on the rocks to write. Did I stay dry? I did not.

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at Shoreline Beach Cafe

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Anyone else stretch out their legs to get comfy on long drives?

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Huzzah! Finally some time on my hands to update the site. And what better subject to jump back in with than the bullshit that is Father's Day. "We like to say that dealing with hardship and loss on our own makes us stronger. And sure it does, I'm not saying I disagree, but that first close relationship, the one with her father, sets the tone for all subsequent male relationships. No pressure, new dads!"

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By far my favorite thing about being an adult is the freedom to back a bag & just go. A drive up the 101 to write in Santa Barbara? I think yes. #onmyway #freespirit (at Koreatown, Los Angeles)

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So I Made You A Nest