#cracked.com

[secondbeatsongs]

there's something really special about having watched enough of cracked dot com's youtube channel back in the day to get really familiar with daniel o'brien's hyperfixations. because now when I'm watching Last Week Tonight (which DOB is a senior writer for), john oliver will say something horny about The Iron Giant, or play that clip of lyndon b. johnson asking his tailor for more ball room in his pants, and I get to feel warm and fuzzy because DOB is getting to share his interests with a much wider audience, and now they too have to hear a former president talk about his nuts <3

[mrsjdavis]

They are ANGELS, they respect free will and consent...

[geekgirl750]

Thinking about the loss of Cracked.com and how we could've had a nerdy internet pop culture holy trinity of Dropout, Smosh, and Cracked Video but instead the company was bought out by EarWolf and driven into the ground with mismanagement until now all that remains is a broken listicle site that looks like it'll give your computer viruses if you click on anything.

[faequeentitania]

Jfc, as someone who was SUCH a devout Cracked fan, this makes my skin crawl. Y'all literally fired all the people who made those shows possible, and now you want to revive their corpses. Gross.

[blondebrainpowered]

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, 2009

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey do you ever stumble over something of yours from many years ago and are struck with the emotional vertigo of how much you’ve changed since then and what a different world you lived in and you start thinking how it never really felt like you are changing and it wasn’t some Big Dramatic Event that truly changed you and yet every day you are imperceptibly subtly a little different to who you were yesterday until it’s been years and you suddenly realize that you are a like a totally different person now and yet at the same time there is still some fundamental part of your past self that you can still recognize… or perhaps it’s just another part of you that hadn’t had to the chance to get eroded and polished by time? And you realize that the only way you’d even know is by letting time pass and see who you are in ten more years? 

Anyways, the other way I was searching for something in my Documents Folder and found a bunch of unused write-ups from 2016 for an Undertale Fancomic that recreates scenes from “Cracked After Hours” but with Sans as Swaim, Undyne as Katie, Mettaton as Soren and Alphys as DOB.

[therehavebeenstranger]

HUGE night for people who read all of cracked dot com every single day for their entire adolescence (me)

[infinitemonkeytheory]

‘The New Voice Sucks!’ Cry Justin Roiland Fans About ‘Rick and Morty’ Promotional Video Cut From Justin Roiland Performances

Confused fans complain that the Justin Roiland sounds nothing like Justin Roiland

Predictably, Roiland’s stans immediately flooded the comment section of the promotional music video to complain that the new voice is unlistenable and has already destroyed the show’s quality. There’s just one problem — the clip from the promo video was taken from the Rick and Morty Season Six finale. Yep, that’s right: They’re bitching about Roiland’s voice.