"sorry lol was that too creepy?" oh please! you could NEVER be too creepy for me!! I would literally allow you to put cameras in my room and stalk me 24/7!!! :3
it weirds me out when a kid selfships a with an adult who doesn't feel attraction towards kids because i'm way too literal and think "why would you even like them anymore if they were willing to date you??!"
i get selfshipping with a canonical p3d0ph1l3/3ph3b0ph1l3 (censoring so the wrong people dont find) as a coping mechanism, i used to do that as a kid.
but when i know someone is as literal as me and selfships with someone whos not like that, and not as a coping mechanism it confuses me so much like there's nothing wrong with it obviously, theyre not real, but huhhh
Ronin x a reader who bites ppl to show affection, like almost subconsciously without thinking about it
Oh me too bro me too
Ronin x Biting!Reader
He bites back. A lot.
Sharper the canines are, the better.
“Just can’t leave me alone, can ya? Pff what a mutt, I almost find it cute.” If you keep pestering him, don’t worry he’s smiling fondly.
Over exaggerated groans.
“Damn, gotta update Angel she’s not alone on the whole cannibal thing.”
To which her response is “omg not you too <\3”.
Sometimes it just happens so naturally none of you process it.
For example, he’s sitting on his desk tracking down another victim, and you’re bored and without his touch.
And trust this guy is VERY touchy, so this feels like withdrawal symptoms.
You rest your chin in the crows of his neck right above his traps wedged in, and he tilts his head for you.
But his skin looks so soft and ahh fuck it, you bite.
Both too fazed to thing, he just tilts his head a bit more, keeps typing with one hand, and throws the other hand back to let you.
Forgets you aren’t a dog sometimes…kidding kidding.
Very chill with it, unless you bite a bit too hard.
“Damn, soften it up on the cannibalism will ya baby?” .
If you bite his arm or hand while he’s doing something, he’ll just look at you either so much contempt and condescension cause you look like a dumb fish from that angle.
Before of course trying to flick you of with his hand and just going “…..uh huh.” While looking at you, just as patronizingly.
Ehhhh he loves it.
He started missing your teeth on him while he’s out.
Once caught himself biting his own sleeve after he killed someone, GENUINELY dropped the crowbar.
okay so bear with me here……..Ronin X reader who will not stop meowing. says meow in response to ALMOST everything. meows all day and cannot be stopped…. (i am so sorry)
this is how me and my cat communicate we understand each other trust (^._.^)ﾉ dude this was so hard to write I'm dead
Ronin x Reader who can't stop meowing for some reason???
Ronin Beaufort has committed many atrocities. Nothing, however, could have prepared him this. You meowing at him in the middle of a conversation about optimal evisceration techniques.
Ronin, to his credit, does not flinch. He has murdered six hundred and sixty six people. He can handle a few cat noises. The issue is that he finds it insufferably endearing yet insanely annoying at the same time, making him want to commit even more crimes.
The first time you meow at him, he stares at you for approximately twelve seconds. His expression is unreadable beneath the black eye makeup. Then he smirks. That smirk should be registered as a lethal weapon.
"There it is" he says. The one sound that makes the Devil himself consider keeping a pet.
You meow again. He tousles your hair with one bandaged hand and calls you something repulsive like his little darling abomination or something along those lines, and the affection in his voice is so suffocatingly possessive that you can practically feel him wrapping a leash around your throat with his words.
He encourages it. This is the fundamental problem. A well-adjusted person might ask why you're meowing. Ronin is not well-adjusted. Ronin hears you make a noise that is not language and thinks yes, good, less human, more mine.
He starts meowing back. Not in a cute way. In a mocking, theatrical way that somehow sounds like a threat. He tilts his head, watches you with those unblinking eyes that have seen far too much blood to be making cat noises in a dingy apartment. It's a challenge. He wants to see who breaks first. It's never him.
You meow when you're content. You meow when you want attention. You meow when Ronin is cleaning blood off his hands in the kitchen sink, and he glances over his shoulder at you with this expression that suggests he's calculating exactly how many of his ribs he would need to crack open to build you a cage..
When you meow at him in public, he grins like a man who has just been handed an excuse. He leans down, gets right in your space, and says something devastatingly soft about how you are the only thing in this miserable world he would not gut on principle. Then he flicks your forehead and calls you an idiot.
The meowing doesn't make him gentle. He's still Ronin. He's still the Butcher, the Devil, the worst thing to ever crawl through the Slaughterhouse-Losers with a smirk and a body count. He still posts gore at three in the morning and laughs when people complain.
also , at them, isnt perma-age not even rq? like it's just a mental thing that happens when something super intense happens and your brain is like .woah. staying here ??
like i used to be an anti (rip) and i figured out i was perma-age before i even knew rq was a thing 😭😭
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