ST4R

┊18yo┊any pronouns┊ welcome to my main blog

[st4rdustgurl]

Dead wife montage but its a part of me that has been gone for so long im not even sure if they were real...

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[omoiyue]

i forgot i had tumblr again

[kuropin]

Idiots at the beach

[starcrier]

and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

[recordstore]

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

[mrsfurley]

[st4rdustgurl]

yes, the forbidden memories

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[membrane-attack-complex]

caine gifset

[kwatzaya]

in the end, all you'll truly have is yourself

[st4rdustgurl]

i mean... they're the only mf who cannot leave me, even if he wanted to

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[coppernuggets]

Congrats tenna which rich person will croak before you next

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

does this count?

[kittyofthestarz]

DAMN IT, HE MISSED

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

i had to

[funny-plurality-is]

Funny plurality is having several inside jokes but one of the favorites is communism

Example:

Me (host) going "Goddammit where are my earbuds?"

Alex, lounging on the couch: "You mean our earbuds."

Me: "Fine our earbuds. They're communizing the fucking earbuds now."

– ☣️, river of denial

this is funny plurality!

[st4rdustgurl]

oh yeah sorry i had a really funny thing to say rn but the moment i opened my mouth it was wiped from my mind, i think im being censored

[hotdog-puppy]

you know im starting to understand what this draft actually meant

[mesa-sys]

smoking that shit that makes you plural, smoking that we’d