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— PEN. the lost boys.

“the gorgons are executioners, sam,” max says, his gaze locked with hers. pen’s smile widens until she’s baring all of her teeth.

“just so.”

— the devil's game.

— request for @starcrier xoxo

#ASH ITS SO GOOD YOU SPOIL ME #the lost boys #fic tag: the devils game #this fic is gonna be my magnum opus you guys just wait #(said through sobs of procrastination)#CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE HOW GOOD THIS LOOKS THANK YOU ASH MY LOVE #my fic #oc tag: the gorgons #oc tag: pen #also yes this IS a max wins au but he’s gonna GET HIS don’t you worry about that

andthepeople

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

autistichalfblood

#Klaus Baudelaire continues to represent me.

#daniel handlers anti-jock bias once again coming through #a conundrum of esoterica

stuckinreversemode

Things Ilsa Faust keeps doing: THAT

#rebecca ferguson #ilsa faust #i think about her constantly #mission impossible

sharknadoslutt

Me, when I see my mutuals favorite character: You are married to mY BEST FRIEND

#many such cases!#one of my mutuals is down bad for jason todd #and another one is down bad for the joker #so you can imagine the irony and tension of this #you know who you are

ohabeeeeeee

(threatening)(to what im trying to draw) i will figure out your shapes

whyenn-reader

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

#also #i can pronounce words like ‘arsenic’ and ‘listeria’ just fine #so you’re not making the argument you think you’re making

dailypotc

POTC characters + ASOIAF houses

#sick dude #pirates of the caribbean #hoist the colours

manny-jacinto

Keanu Reeves as Don John in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) dir. Kenneth Branagh

#it’s not like hero marrying don jon would have been WORSE #keanu reeves #much ado about nothing

sesh

buddhabrand

this video emits so much positive energy

kingmelanie

@boy-positive

weirdmageddon

the way my jaw dropped at this bit

changelingsrule

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts. Orcistra: We’re going to play this. Toby: Ummm...

mrevaunit42

Every band member ever: Music that was clearly composed by someone who doesn’t know how human fingers work? yeah alright, let me warm up.

stars-for-thought

I need this

Like the full concert or a copy of the audio I can download

stars-for-thought

Oh look, I found it!

https://youtu.be/2vHERvHx26A

official-lucifers-child

new favourite thing to listen to: literally exactly what i’ve been looking for my entire life

moviehub

Temuera Morrison as Axel Barb Wire (1996) dir. David Hogan

#tumblr keeps marking this as sensitive content #and it’s like you’re right he IS simply too handsome good job guys #temuera morrison #hello there handsome

alfredosauceee

KINGS

i just love how tim roth and willem dafoe are having a jolly good time

#my favorite thing about this video besides absolutely everything #is that everybody else is walking all snooty and posh la da da god save the queen etc #and then there’s tim roth #who in this as in everything else #walks like a junkyard dog #and i will not elaborate on what i mean by that #hello there handsome

ankalimes-trash

i illustrated this post by @iminthedance

(and took the liberty of changing the colour to the one he’s actually wearing here)

#dick grayson #jason todd

crabussy

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

crabussy

PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!

alexseanchai

[image 1: tumblr tag by tamberoo: #one sec imma make this]

[image 2: tumblr tag by tamberoo, in which the three "face holding back tears" emoji aren't supported by OP's device: #update: HOLY SHIIIITTTTT#😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹]

#reblogging for future reference #recipes

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

do you have some crazy family lore

yes

no

no but i know someone else's crazy family lore

results

Voting ended on22h

#my great grandpa was NOT in the CIA guys don’t worry #he was just an average ordinary cop in backwater kansas who was so good at being a cop #that the government *checks notes* sent him all over the world to train other country’s cops #that’s all guys he definitely was not in the CIA and i don’t know why everyone keeps saying that he was #maybe YOURE in the CIA and you’re accusing him of that to throw me off

lakemojave

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

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