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just reached into my engine and pulled out this thing the cat distribution system keeps misfiring and sending sweet babies to a home already occupied by a spoiled dog with an insurmountable prey drive 🫩

stabbingandorbeingstabbed

since i'm not a child and there's actually no way we can keep him there's no harm in naming him and i went with benito bc he was looking up at me from inside the engine block like this before i got close enough to reach him ❤️

#i literally already have a vet appt for bean at 9:45 tomorrow morning so this couldn't have happened at a better time actually #i hope he survives the night like he should but he was trapped in my garage and dirty and matted and hungry and crying :-(#i had him out in the garage in the carrier but got scared he'd get too cold overnight so now he's in my bathtubbbb #poor little baby guy :-(

just reached into my engine and pulled out this thing the cat distribution system keeps misfiring and sending sweet babies to a home already occupied by a spoiled dog with an insurmountable prey drive 🫩

#we already took in my great aunt's cat when she couldn't take him to the nursing home with her #and he has to roam free at night while bean is in my roo #m #and bean gets to roam during the day but that's no way to live :-(

askaniritual

i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007

orthoscheme

simple asks to help bolster ask culture again

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8. How long have you follower my vollower my folowolow Hi

9. Ghh

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17. Guuuuuuu

toscrollperchancetomeme

comment-tube

#sonic temple 2026

flowergirlmiwa

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

bearie

wanted it too badly award

i think it's really funny that everything all the time is like "don't google your symptoms doctors go to school for a reason" and like to a degree i agree but i have health anxiety and compulsively google shit in the hopes that if i phrase it right this time it'll tell me not to worry so stopping myself is hard <3 anyways i went to the gastro to follow up on my imaging and he was basically like "everything looks normal so i have no idea what it could be" and i had to bring up what i found in MY google searches and HE had to google cyclical vomiting syndrome and was like "huh yea it looks like it could be that! keep your gp posted" like girl i thought YOU would be the one to bring it up. but at least i don't have any diseases u can catch with imaging or biopsies so hey let's celebrate that !!

#the funniest and most tragic possibility is that it's um #Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrom #i had to google that too #which is when u smoke too tough and it makes u do what has been happening to me #and the only cure is to never have thc in any form forever #which will make me kill myself so i hope that's not it !!!! lmaoooo

catchymemes

partiallypoison

i come bearing bad news to all of my early sunsets over monroeville fans: the monroeville mall is set for demolition in early spring 2027

#and i never got to visit 😭

achillesinhighheels

#waow

barcelonas

pure poetry

#this guy has such a way with words when it comes to sports specifically

fagrackham

I wish that toxic men posted like toxic coquette women like yk a picture of like bloodied knucked holding a cigarette or like a crushed four loko w tags like #edward norton #tarantino #in the aeroplane over the sea #male waif #palahniuk core

#this is how i was posting on tumblr in 2011 genuinely