slaving over a hot stove for the first time in years and it's bc i'm making brown sugar butter syrup for my morning iced oat milk lattes #phaggot

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slaving over a hot stove for the first time in years and it's bc i'm making brown sugar butter syrup for my morning iced oat milk lattes #phaggot
he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh
theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene
atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure
agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible
A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious
this soundtrack was priming 11yo me to be changed fundamentally by rock and roll music on mtv a year later tbh like in a way lindsey lohan is a little responsible for who i am today
SENDING HER ASS TO DRAAG
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when i was in my early 20s working at sbux i could nottttt wrap my head around the idea of people coming in and getting decaf after a certain hour i was like Why would u pay this much money to have coffee that doesnt even do what its supposed to are you stupid <3 and now im in my 30s and i would kill to find someplace i can get a decaf iced coffee situation on my way home like i literally get it sometimes u want a yummy coffee treat without being up until 6 am about it :-(
therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?
me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality
therapist: no
they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet
not to make this about me but i really need you to have an awesome summer with me
my sexual tantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me
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