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friday night stabby shipping blog

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started a side blog to talk about friday night stabby ships! i don’t think it exists since i haven’t seen anyone ever talk about it, but i’ve been brainrotting long enough to make one myself

since i think this is a new concept, here’s some general information:

- any shipping for this i will tag as “stabbyshipping”. similar to how hermit/trafficblr has their shipping tags, i made one up for this

- regarding the “stabbyshipping” tag, if you’re uncomfortable by this please just block me!

i’ll edit this if further clarification or more questions need answers

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fns gods au small info dump

- everyone from the main fns lobby (tango, skizz, impulse, joker, endless, evil, mrs tango, astro, brody, etho) are gods; their godly power and status + what they’re the god of varies though

- ^ eg tango is a pretty influential/powerful god while both astro and brody are half gods, so not as powerful

- to expand on brody & astro: brody was a loner god and came across astro, a normal human. out of pure curiousity, he started talking to astro and ended up getting attached (too attached). i think astro would have a feeling brody wasn’t entirely human but wouldn’t be super sure of what exactly brody was

smth happens which leaves astro is severely wounded. brody panics and in that moment would give anything to save him, which leads to brody sacrificing half of his godlyhood/godly powers to save astro. this in turn made brody and astro half gods— astro being made into one

- brody does not have the power to save astro by himself as that isn’t related to his godlyhood; the person who ends up transferring half of brody’s godliness to astro is another god (maybe endless ? idk yet)

- p sure everyone else is a full god but again depending on what they’re the god of n stuff their amount of power varies. joker is the god of trickery & endless is the god of eternity which are the only solidified ones i have lol although i’ve always imagined tango would be some god of the underworld

- there’s shipping bc of course there is :p main pairings would be skizz/joker, mrs tango/endless, and astro/brody bc i like those the most but i’d probs mix it up too

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might make more of these if i feel like it later

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sorry for the inactivity on this account, other things (lifesteal) took over all my other fixations but holyyy shit it makes me really happy that more people are getting into fns

[lonelyroommp3]

support group for niche blorbo appreciators

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i haven’t watched fns in a While (aka since the last time they’ve streamed) but i feel so silly goofy listening to brody and astro

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more skizz gaysex moments

Tango: we’re lovers, that’s all you need to know. Yeah, lover lore. Impulse: PLATONIC. This is a platonic relationship. Skizz: NOT TO ME!

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i’ve wanted a joker and zedaph stream for so long btw u guys have no idea

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joker, impulse, skizz, and zedaph in the same stream call that jisz

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brody just asked astro if he wanted to marry him btw

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i love joker so much

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ah. he should’ve expected all the questions that would come with this.

“so do you really burn in sunlight? we can’t really test that here but— oh!” joker interrupted himself, eyes widening. “can you turn into a bat?”

skizz snorted, suppressing a laugh. “no, i wish! that’d make things so much easier.”

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been thinking a lot abt mrs tango and endless btw, they’re such a fun duo i wish more ppl talked abt them

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can’t believe that i have to make all the skizzjoke content smh

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might make more of these if i feel like it later

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i love when skizz has nicknames for people like

dippledop - impulse

top - tango

jokes - joker

pearly pop - pearl

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regardless of his occasionally snarky demeanor, skizz found that joker was fun to be around. a lot of their discussions involved pointless bickering, yet it wasn’t anything meant to be truly hurtful. he was often laughing as they teased each other.

he wouldn’t admit it, but skizz quickly grew fond of joker.