[stabsu]

HI ?????? I DONT REMEMBER EVER POSTING A BARE ASS IN HERE

[eyelss-1-deactivated20210117]

IF  YOU'RE  DUMB  ENOUGH  TO  BUY  A  NEW  CAR  THIS  WEEKEND,  YOU'RE  A  BIG  ENOUGH  SCHMUCK  TO  COME  TO  BIG  BILL  HELL'S  CARS.  

BAD  DEALS!  

CARS  THAT  BREAK  DOWN!!  

THIEVES!!

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[crusty]

fuck it . creepypasta in 2020

[bileshroom]

me upon finding out jeff is like 13-16

[stabsu]

channing tatum vc : my names jeff