MOOGLE’S BACK, AND IT’S TIME TO KICK SOME OC ASS. LET US RETURN THIS BLOG TO ITS FORMAL GLORY, AND PERHAPS PEOPLE WILL BE WILLING TO GIVE THE ACTUALLY REVIEWS NOTES INSTEAD OF THE SHITPOSTS. LET’S FUCKIN GO.
AS I PROMISED, THIS IS PART 1 OF A FINAL FANTASY XV OC REVIEW, SO WITHOUT FURTHER A DO LET’S GIDDILY GO.
Hi Yes, a profile of my Final Fantasy XV OC, Andrea Lucis Caelum! (Who is, as I’m sure you’ll tell me, not at all related to Noctis Lucis Caelum or his family line in any way!)
(Right?)
NamedHerAfterMyPrimarySchoolClassmateAndExHeadPrefectOfMyBatchcoughSheGaveHerConsentOkay=-= (English, PLEASE.)
This will be a draft of her profile, so please tell me how to improve! (That’s what I’m here for, buddy-boy.) Biological Info:
Name: Andrea Lucis Caelum (Please, dear god, don’t be the Lucis Caelum we’re all thinking of. Please.)
Nickname(s) or Alias: Drea, Rea, Braveria (Who the fuck calls you Braveria, and why? Is it because you’re supposed to be brave? If so, that’s just stupid. I’m honestly so confused.)
Age: 21 (Old enough to smoke the drugs and be cool)
Gender: Female
Weight: 52kg (About 115 lbs.)
Place of Birth: Insomnia, Lucis (That’s just more evidence going towards your true cancerous nature. I really don’t want to have to shoot you.)
Height: 175cm (5′7″ tall, meaning she’s a solid 10 lbs. underweight. Side effects may include weakened immune system, hair loss, infertility, fucked up hormones, and menstrual complications. Eat a fucking meal for once.)
Position: Oldest Princess of Lucis, ??? (secret x3) (Are you saying that the fact that she’s the “oldest princess of Lucis” is a secret, or that she has some other occupation that is a secret? Because both situations sound fucking awful.)
Family Ability: Ability to absorb elements for spells (Fuck no. Jesus Christ, no no no. This isn’t true, you’re not in the royal family, you didn’t really write this.)
Personality: Quiet, reserved, serious, slightly pessimistic, motherly, confident (at times) (The traits quiet, reserved, and serious wouldn’t match up with a motherly character at all.)
Speaking Style: Serious, slightly monotone, deep
English Voice Actor: (???)
Japanese Voice Actor: Rina Satou (I’m gonna guess that he 2 hours of Final Fantasy XV that you did play, you played in Japanese, you weeaboo shitstain.)
Battle Condition Info:
Weapons: Normal Spear, Spear of the Sister, Ring of the Sister
Main Weapons: Spear, Spear of the Sister, Ring of the Sister (None of these are actual weapons by the way, the creator just pulled these out of their ass to try to make their character sound more interesting somehow. In reality, it just highlights how bad it is.)
Elements: Fire, Ice, Lightning (Should you also be able to absorb light and dark as well, or would that be too OP for you?)
(/s)
Favoured element: Ice
Favoured Weapons: Spear, Spear of the Sister, Ring of the Sister (Alright now I just want some explanations. Why is it called the Ring of the Sister [other than the obvious reason of her being Noctis’ sister]? It doesn’t make any fucking sense.)
Combat Style: Strategy, instinct (at times) (HOW CAN YOU BE BOTH???)
Main hand: Right hand
Capabilities: She's able to move swiftly and stealthily to creep up on enemies to take them out. If her weapons are not being able to be used in combat (The grammar of that fragment was completely and entirely butchered, oh my god.), she either retreats, or engages in physical combat (I mean, if she’s swift and stealthy, wouldn’t it just be a good idea to scram?). She's average on physical combat, being able to throw punches and kicks with no problem (As are most people, lmao). However, her accuracy and speed are not that precise in physical combat, hence she would be very vulnerable if in physical combat, so usually she preferred to retreat when faced with no choice. (Take a shot every time you read the words ‘physical combat’) Usual Abilities:
Strength: 6/10
Defense: 4/10
Speed: 7/10
Strategy: 8/10
Magic: 5/10
(So what you’re trying to tell me that she has no real special strong point and she fuckin sucks. Got it.)
Weapons Capabilities:
Regular Spear: (What the hell defines as a regular spear, anyways?)
Strength: 7/10
Defense: 3/10
Speed: 5/10
Strategy: 8/10
Magic: 5/10
(This spear is almost as mediocre as you are.)
Spear of the Sister:
Strength: 8/10
Defense: 3/10
Speed: 5/10
Strategy: 7/10
Magic: 7/10
(Why do you weapons have a strategy stat? Do they talk? Are they doing the strategizing for you?)
Ring of the Sister:
Strength: 7/10
Defense: 1/10
Speed: 9/10
Strategy: 5/10
Magic: 9/10 Special/Unique Abilities: Ring of the Sister/Courage:The Ring of the Sister, commonly known as the Ring of Courage, is a special piece of jewelry owned by Andrea. When feeling worried, one has to concentrate magic and concentration for the ring to give them bravery, absorbed from the enemy, replacing their bravery with fear, at a cost of a small time period of the user losing most of their consciousness, usually 10 minutes to 5 hours. (That’s a very broad scale, is she okay???) Bravery will fill the fear of the user, for a day, giving them courage to face the dangers ahead. The Ring of the Sister offers a defensive shield for the user, commonly when summoned, at a cost of a small amount of their magic. (THE RING OF THE SISTER’S DEFENSIVE CAPABILITY IS LITERALLY A 1/10 LMAOOO) Spear of the Sister: The Spear of the Sister, is the weapon of the Seventh: The Angel. The Spear of the Sister is owned by the Angel. Upon receiving the Angel's blessing, the Spear of the Sister would be acquired. The Spear of the Sister boosts the bravery, patience, integrity, perseverance, and purity of the wielder, allowing them to be more swift in battle. However, by using the Spear of the Sister, 100 HP, 20 MP, and 2% self-control will be lost with each hit, preventing the weapon from being abused for its power. Self-control will only be lost if the user had evil intentions for the use of the weapon, deep down in their hearts. (That’s fucking stupid, if evil people lost their self-control with every hit, they’d be crazy by the time they hit a target 50 times. That wouldn’t preserve the weapon’s power from being abused, it would just make the now-insane user abuse it more.) Spear of the Sister also protects the wielder, if they are of a pure heart and mind, as wished of the Angel. Relationships: Family:
Regis Lucis Caelum (Father) (No, this is what I’ve feared all along.)
Bianca Prudentia Lucis Caelum (Mother) (xThundy) (This is another OC, and another reason for this OC to not exist.)
Noctis Lucis Caelum (Younger Brother) (No, no this is NOT allowed I WILL NOT tolerate this. Noctis is a pure boy who did nothing to deserve this relentless torture that you’ve given him.)
Serena Lucis Caelum (Younger Sister) (xThundy) (This is another OC that we’ll get to later.)
Lover: Ignis Scientia
Friends:
Lunafreya Nox Fleuret
Gentiana
Revis Nox Fleuret
Prompto Argentum
Gladious AmicitaIris Amicita
(Man, of fucking course, you’re friends with everyone, Jesus Christ.)
Enemies:The Empire, Ardyn Lucis Caelum Trivia: Hobbies: Drawing, Reading, Singing, Playing instruments, Dancing
(”Playing instruments”, how specific of you.)
Favourite Places: Galdin Quay, Tenebrae
Preferred Meal: Toasty Rice Balls, Veggie Medley Stew, Average Saving: 10 000 Gil
History: (COMING SOON) (More like “I was too lazy to write this while I was making the OC, but I eventually forgot to write it because I got too busy working on characters that were arguably worse.) Yeah hope you liked it! It took me 2 hours to write these omfg xwxThank you for taking time to read this! Her profile will be updated completely soon! Andrea Lucis Caelum: Ifse-Chan Serena Lucis Caelum and Bianca Lucis Caelum: xThundy Profile template: xThundy Respective Final Fantasy Characters belong to: Kazushige Nojima, Saori Itamuro, Akiko Ishibashi, Takumi NishidaOri: My own drawing (reference used), please do not steal! (Jesus fuck, people actually do this.) Boi! :3
Final Rating:
//Moogle
