Ferrum's great value meme collection!

I'm over 25. he/they, woman liker, Australian, white. I do most blogging on mobile unfortunately. If I disappear, find me at bluesky (same username)

[monadocyclone]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[monadocyclone]

one of my big story complaints about gameoverse is that there's several plot holes i'm seeing people use headcanons to fill in the gaps but the headcanons make 0 sense unless the "godlike gamer who owns the PC the games are on who unstalls the games upon completing them" is a dumbass who won't even watch the ending cutscenes & credits

who the fuck drops a game upon beating the final boss???

[canichangemyblogname]

At this point, if you use twink incorrectly, I’m blocking you.

[canichangemyblogname]

Except my best friend’s mother, who thought it meant TWo Incomes No Kids.

[canichangemyblogname]

Happy PRIDE to all you TWo Incomes No Kids out there.

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Cupsy ☆ Yummy

[cattrinket]

I'm fucking obsessed with Cupsy☆Yummy.  I love the rules text that has to say "Cupsy☆Yummy" every single time

[punz1l]

top three favorite scenes for me makes me giggle everytime cus you can hear mary giving conflict resolution instructions and also WHOLE HOUSE MAD!!!!!

also rocky slamming his head against the ball in anger Son. “how long since last sleep question.(⇀‸↼‶) “

[chorusys]

the sweetest girls in all of existence are made to think they're horrifying monsters, it's so fucked.

[chorusys]

NO ACTUALLY THIS POST IS ABOUT REAL LIFE TRANS WOMEN

[whyenn-reader]

might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[tlirsgender]

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

[tlirsgender]

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

welcome to the icelandic apple selection. what color will you have

[wordfather]

okay so APPEARANTLY this is just an iceland thing? i looked it up and we dont grow apples here commercially. we get them imported and there's such few options that the stores rarely bother to name them. thats why, culturally, we just call them by colors.

i feel like we all learned something today. i learned that im hungry for apples with names and you learned that iceland is 3 apples tall. the world continues to surprise and enlighten

[animentality]

[zoe248]

It me

[crazymuff1n]

precamrian got the lesbian colors I guess you could call that era a stone butch

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[oceanpilled-fishcel]

[silliestflowergirl]

WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[toothpaste-footlocker]

[yet-another-autistic-blog]

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

[panpteryx]

[animentality]

[mollyjames]

I still cant believe tumblr tried to make it so there was an individual note count for each post addition; as though best part of successfully adding to a post isn't that you get to sit back smugly as the original poster's notifications are rendered unusable

[lakemojave]

Reblog this post to render OP's notifications unusable

[mollyjames]

HEY

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: gif from Starship Troopers, showing a kid decked out in futuristic armor saying "I'm doing my part!" End I.D]