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20F, puppy/sub/degenerate :3 | MINORS DNI

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attention from strangers on the internet is all well and good but i could really use some attention from medical professionals too

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update: i started my period. i’ve called the cancel the monastery interview and will be keeping my sex toys and fanfic porn collection. for now.

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alright update everyone sex is the root of all evil and misfortune so i am going to become a monk. check back in like a week to see how its going

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boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, i draw yuri on company time

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im pro-bush but mine is ugly. yeah no its. no its weird, like its objectively a bad bush. showing you wont change anything but sure i guess.

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>wears leather pants and leather platform boots and vest with jingly scale maille on it

>walks around mall in said outfit

>gets looked at

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I MIGHT BE PERFORMING AT A DUNGEON TONIGHT ON A LYRA SPHERE HELP

IVE BEEN ON A LYRA SPHERE EXACTLY ONCE BEFORE BUT I GET TO PLAY ON ONE NAKED FOR AN AUDIENCE

IM GONNA DIE

[milkyenthusiast]

i sure hope if i post good enough an extremely busty lady will want to treat me like her daughter

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

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need a hot gorgeous woman to make me masturbate to misogynistic porn snd degrade me for being a whore

[serene-doge-enrico-dandolo]

me: hey i'd do wanna watch paw patrol

little: Paw patrol is fascist pwopaganda made by borwazy to indoctwinate childwen

me: Those were a lot of big words there buddy

little: Regweson is not uh excus to lack cwass consciousness

me: how about sesame street

little: yay!!! sesame street!!!

[cuntgirldyke]

The woman of your dreams is an autistic pervert on tumblr.com

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i need more tentacle porn with mindbreak stuff.

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being afflicted by artistic motivation but too horny to do it. rubbing myself stupid while staring at the denim jacket i thrifted to customize knowing as soon as im done the motivation will be gone

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literally dreamed about having a good orgasm that i didnt have to cause myself and woke up so horny i had to immediately shower

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i hate blood draws and i hate iron supplements but if i was on hormones and had to take pills/get bloodwork done anyway i think that might work. not that i wanna be on hormones or anything.

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fuck me stupid and then ask me hard questions like “what’s your phone password” and “where is your wallet” and “do you have an alarm system at home”