stalinpig

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[rabbitkinglune777]

ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS

this is for all those who are oppressed

[stalinpig]

#truth

[stalinpig]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

[stalinpig]

i'm bored loooooool does anyone fuck with me

[fluffygif]

This Little Piggy 🐽

[stalinpig]

this is what my haters do to me everyday

[nastybabysitter-deactivated2022]

i am extremely off putting want to be friends

[mossy-cobble]

caught a gnome trying to steal a single grape so i blew him apart with my mind

[charl0ttan]

Please verify your messagepig to earn daily truffles and other scrumptious treats

[stalinpig]

would any of you be sad if i died

yes i love you stalinpig

no and i hope you're suffering you UGLY pig.

Voting ended onJun 4

[stalinpig]

i see how it is. i'm just a fucking jester for you people. none of you freaks love me. whatever. i don't even care anymore. fuck you.

[spreadsopotism]

NO STALINPIG, I VOTED YES!!!! You're still a jester but I love you! We love you Stalinpig!!!

[stalinpig]

it's hard for me to trust your words. i hope you understand. i've been betrayed by so many in my life--pigs, animals, and people alike--and now this? the results of this poll? it hurts. it hurts so badly. most of my "followers" don't like me. i'm only there for cheap and easy laughs. i'm worthless. i'm sorry. i'm so fucking sorry.

[spreadsopotism]

Stalinpig, I understand things might seem bad now. But as a man I look up to once said, "One vote is a tragedy, a million votes is a statistic." And I think what he meant by this was that Tumblr polls don't mean shit. Don't let them get to you, you're here for expensive and hard laughs. You're worth a million Trotskyhorses.

[stalinpig]

....thank you 💖💖💖

[stalinpig]

would any of you be sad if i died

yes i love you stalinpig

no and i hope you're suffering you UGLY pig.

Voting ended onJun 4

[stalinpig]

i see how it is. i'm just a fucking jester for you people. none of you freaks love me. whatever. i don't even care anymore. fuck you.

[spreadsopotism]

NO STALINPIG, I VOTED YES!!!! You're still a jester but I love you! We love you Stalinpig!!!

[stalinpig]

it's hard for me to trust your words. i hope you understand. i've been betrayed by so many in my life--pigs, animals, and people alike--and now this? the results of this poll? it hurts. it hurts so badly. most of my "followers" don't like me. i'm only there for cheap and easy laughs. i'm worthless. i'm sorry. i'm so fucking sorry.

[stalinpig]

would any of you be sad if i died

yes i love you stalinpig

no and i hope you're suffering you UGLY pig.

Voting ended onJun 4

[stalinpig]

i see how it is. i'm just a fucking jester for you people. none of you freaks love me. whatever. i don't even care anymore. fuck you.

[stalinpig]

would any of you be sad if i died

yes i love you stalinpig

no and i hope you're suffering you UGLY pig.

Voting ended onJun 4

[emnesoi0]

[USER GOT A SWEET TITJOB FOR THIS POST]

[emnesoi0]

[USER WAS SUCKED OFF CRAZY STYLE FOR THIS POST]

[emnesoi0]

[USER WAS BAKED A DELICIOUS CAKE FOR THIS POST]

[emnesoi0]

[USER WAS GIVEN A SMACK ON THE BUTT AND A "GOOD JOB, SPORT" FOR THIS POST]

[stalinpig]

would any of you be sad if i died

yes i love you stalinpig

no and i hope you're suffering you UGLY pig.

Voting ended onJun 4

[bitchautism]

get a job

[stalinpig]

i am literally the president of the animal farm lmaoooo this is my job lmaoooo

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[stalinpig]

would any of you be sad if i died

yes i love you stalinpig

no and i hope you're suffering you UGLY pig.

Voting ended onJun 4